Category Archives: Voyager

In the first episode of the first season of Voyager, HOW ARE PEOPLE DYING ALREADY AND WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND I WANT JANEWAY TO DROPKICK ME INTO SPACE BECAUSE I’M SURE I’D ENJOY IT. Intrigued? Then it’s time for … Continue reading →

In the second episode of the first season of Voyager, OHHHHHH, SO THAT’S WHAT THIS SHOW IS ABOUT. [In a much quieter voice]: holy shit this is so fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the third episode of the first season of Voyager, everything is awkward. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the fourth episode of the first season of Voyager, the crew encounters the aftermath of a massive detonation. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the fifth episode of the first season of Voyager, this show didn’t take very long to get super fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the sixth episode of the first season of Voyager, a seemingly harmless venture to gather more energy turns… well, not-so-harmless. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the seventh episode of the first season of Voyager, WHAT A MASTERPIECE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the eighth episode of the first season of Voyager, Tom Paris is accused of murder and it REALLY looks like he did it. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the ninth episode of the first season of Voyager, Harry Kim is accidentally transported to another dimension, where the people there believe he came from their afterlife. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the tenth episode of the first season of Voyager, HOW IS THIS SHOW SO RELENTLESSLY MESSED IN THE FIRST SEASON. HOW. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.