Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog: The Impossible Astronaut

IT’S BACK!!!! After a long wait for the rest of the world and like…three weeks for yours truly, Doctor Who has returned to our television screens! As promised, this is the first of our weekly liveblogs for the new episodes of the sixth series. Join us!

A;LKSDJF A;LKDJSF A;DJSHFAKSDLJF I AM SO EXCITED

Stetsons are cool.

So I know the obvious question is brewing in your brain. BUT MARK, HOW DO WE HAVE A LIVEBLOG FOR SOMETHING THAT AIRS AT DIFFERENT TIMES ALL OVER THE WORLD? Don’t worry, my children, I will show you the way.

This liveblog starts relative to you. So if it is airing on your television, start liveblogging away in the comments. We already do this with Fringe and it works rather nicely. To avoid seeing spoilery comments regarding the episode from past livebloggers, I merely stay on the first page of comments and comment away, only going back after it’s over in order to comment on what other people said.

Sound fine? Just make sure not to post spoilers before this episode airs.

The review for “The Impossible Astronaut” will go up on Monday! Huzzah! Enjoy, Watchers!

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845 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog: The Impossible Astronaut

  1. buriedbooks says:

    "Avenging's not his style." That's what he's got you for, isn't it? ♥

  2. celestineangel says:

    LOL. "What's the point of having you all around?" OH DOCTOR.

    WHY ARE YOU THERE.

  3. monkeybutter says:

    OH FFS didn't I hear something about limited commercial interruption before this started? Why is there a commercial after every time River says some ominous and awesome! Stop it BBCA!

  4. buriedbooks says:

    Also, sulky Doctor is the best Doctor.

  5. exbestfriend says:

    Awwww. This puts a whole new spin on River. I always thought she was a little smug, but how ridiculous to try and hide this from him. Although, I guess The Doctor is hiding her death from her, but still.

    ALSO, this iPhone commercial is SMUG. capital S. and I hate it. and I have an iPhone.

    This is terribly frustrating. I'm looking forward to next week and not watching commercials. AND THESE SCENES HAVEN"T HAPPENED YET ASSHOLES!!!! GOD I HATE BBCA

  6. monkeybutter says:

    Tardis likes Saturdays hehe

  7. monkeybutter says:

    I love River and the Doctor's power struggle…

  8. monkeybutter says:

    Aww fish fingers and custard

  9. monkeybutter says:

    Crap, Amy's going to be the one in the suit, isn't she?

  10. Shiyiya says:

    Swearing on fish fingers and custard. OMG SQUEE SO CUTE.

  11. buriedbooks says:

    I love the River+Amy interaction in this ep.

  12. exbestfriend says:

    SHE SWORE TO HIM ON FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD!!!!! *I am officially dead*

  13. __Jen__ says:

    Mark Sheppard! <3

  14. buriedbooks says:

    "Hippie!"
    "Archeologist."
    I LOVE YOU GUYS.

  15. monkeybutter says:

    HHH for life.

  16. monkeybutter says:

    AROOOOOOOOOOO

  17. vaporeon13204 says:

    Hm…. I can't figure anything out yet. XD lol.

  18. celestineangel says:

    I have never seen the Doctor so scary. NEVER. Not Nine or Ten. (Never seen any Old Who, though.)

    Seriously… neither Eccleston nor Tennant were ever as intensely scary as Smith was, just now, looking at the three people he trusts most in the universe other than himself and knowing they know something he doesn't and they're not telling him.

    • @Nycteridae says:

      I…don't get why that's scary?

      Also, Ten's done some scary shit, yo. Fire and ice and rage and what he did to the Family of Blood and the Time Lord Victorious and standing over the fire and flood drunk on power while the Racnoss mother screamed, plus the reveal in Turn Left that if Donna hadn't yanked his ass out of there, he would have stayed behind and died just for the pleasure of watching her burn. Also, there's that Handlebars vid, which is awesome and everyone should watch it.

      lol I love Eleven, but I remember when Smith first took over, there were macros about his non-scary rage with captions like "The Oncoming Drizzle." It's more scary how adorable and lovable that guy is. HE COULD MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING JUST BY BEING WONDERFUL AT YOU. ANYTHING.

      • celestineangel says:

        I think it's scary because he's not yelling, or ragey. It's just… very quiet, but you can tell he's angry, and in his head it's worse because these are people he trusts.

        I dunno, to me there's just something a million times scarier about that quiet fury than any of Nine's shouting or Ten's angsty rage.

        Add in the fact that Eleven is usually fairly goofy, and when he's rage!yelling usually just comes off as an asshole…

        Yeah. Scary.

    • knut_knut says:

      The Doctor came off as really mean in this episode, especially the beginning, and I thought he was scary in that way. I wasn't a fan of Season 6 Doctor until maybe halfway through the episode

    • ThreeBooks says:

      Is it just me, or does Matt Smith look a lot older, like maybe he's lost some weight? I know there was a moment in the TARDIS when I was like "…Doctor, your face is so gaunt!"

      • Hotaru_hime says:

        They work really hard on Doctor Who; if you look at David Tennant in Series 2 and then in the End of Time, it's like he's lost 10-15 pounds that he couldn't afford to lose.

        • ThreeBooks says:

          🙁 That is sad news! I hope he eats more.

          …For a moment I was actually looking at my Easter basket and thinking about sending him some of the copious amounts of chocolate I have.

  19. monkeybutter says:

    Please tell me that's the missing 18 1/2 minutes.

  20. vaporeon13204 says:

    Creepy. o.o;

  21. monkeybutter says:

    Jefferson Adams Hamilton's parents obviously hate him or her.

  22. monkeybutter says:

    Smooth, Doctor, as always.

  23. exbestfriend says:

    Hey it's that guy! Who is that? Someone tell me who that was during this extremely frustrating and angering commercial break.

  24. vaporeon13204 says:

    "COULD YOU MAKE IT BLUE AGAIN?!?" Hahaha. XD Oh Doctor….

  25. __Jen__ says:

    YES! Imagine that crossover.

  26. monkeybutter says:

    lol, I said the same thing as River.

  27. znachki says:

    They're Americans!!

  28. monkeybutter says:

    Oh, the sexy old lady joke.

  29. __Jen__ says:

    The Legs, the Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.

  30. monkeybutter says:

    Never give up on the fez, Doctor.

  31. __Jen__ says:

    WHY IS ONLY AMY SEEING THESE?!?!?!? :O

  32. celestineangel says:

    "Actually, I can usually manage this alone."

    EXCEPT THERE'S AN UGLYFACE ALIEN.

  33. monkeybutter says:

    Professor Trelawney?

  34. buriedbooks says:

    MOFFAT, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE GOING TO THE BATHROOM SCARY TOO?

  35. celestineangel says:

    HOLY SHIT.

  36. monkeybutter says:

    Uhm, holy shit, lightning. And what is what up with its fingers?!

  37. buriedbooks says:

    Good girl, Amy.

    Also, "Her name was Joy" somehow makes the Wrong factor increase by eleven.

    • allonsy10 says:

      seriously! It knows her name, it knows she was a person with a life and IT DOESN'T CARE. Chilling.

    • Mandi says:

      When at first Amy asked "Why did you kill her?"
      …. and it replied, "Joy"
      I seriously thought that was it's answer to her question. Like, he killed her for joy.
      But then he finished his thought, and I was like, "okay, at least you're not sadistic"

      • buriedbooks says:

        That was the first thing I thought too.
        And then it cleared it up and I went "fffffff this is like the times where the Doctor goes all "you didn't know her name" or "her name was" to baddies, except aaknsaaej0qh20sn"

  38. exbestfriend says:

    FUCK YOU STEVEN MOFFAT!!!! I guess I'm getting no sleep tonight.

  39. vaporeon13204 says:

    Creepy alien is creepy. >>; And I hate how you can't remember the stupid thing. XD;

  40. buriedbooks says:

    lol Rory playing it all cool

  41. __Jen__ says:

    So I'm guessing that this episode caused a whole new generation of kids to hide behind their couch.

  42. exbestfriend says:

    So BBCA and I have a very different understanding of the word "limited commercial interruptions"

  43. monkeybutter says:

    WHICH ONES. Jefferson and Hamilton hatefuck threesome, I hope.

  44. celestineangel says:

    "Lovely fellows. Two of them fancied me."

    LOL OF COURSE THEY DID. WHO DOESN'T?

  45. monkeybutter says:

    D'aww, Rory is the babysitter.

  46. monkeybutter says:

    We went to the moon in 1969, not 1968, but a year later.

  47. __Jen__ says:

    Two of them fancied me.

    Oh, Doctor.

  48. Weston says:

    Why do all the revolvers sound like shotguns? Repeatedly?

    • E.L.S.O.S. says:

      British people do not know what guns sound like for their country has so few!

      Personally, I'm pretty anti-gun but I still know that a handgun sounds like compared to a shotgun…. And how to fire both…. It was a college gym class….

  49. vaporeon13204 says:

    Haha, poor confused Fed dude. X'D

  50. buriedbooks says:

    The Eleven/River banter in this is delightful.

  51. exbestfriend says:

    I really want River and Eleven to make out. They are just so….. OMG THE SPACEMAN!!!

  52. vaporeon13204 says:

    Creepy astronaut is creepy. o_o; As is the other alien dude.

  53. __Jen__ says:

    I LOVE RIVER AND THE DOCTOR SO MUCH. <3 <3 <3

  54. monkeybutter says:

    Eurgh, is it growing?

  55. vaporeon13204 says:

    That. Is. Gross. As. Crap.

    Do not follow creepy bio rope things. DX

  56. monkeybutter says:

    Oh god, Rory, never change.

  57. vaporeon13204 says:

    "Now THERE'S a spoiler for you." *dies laughing* ILU AMY.

  58. buriedbooks says:

    "Now that is quite the spoiler!"
    Oh River.

  59. __Jen__ says:

    "Nothing, she's just a friend." >.>

  60. monkeybutter says:

    holy crap holy crap holy crap. There's like a nest of them and I HATE COMMERCIALS.

  61. celestineangel says:

    "What's going on?"

    "Nothing! She's just a friend."

    "… I think he's referring to the possible alien incursion."

    Yay, Rory!

  62. buriedbooks says:

    ALL CLEAR MY EYE AWE0QHNONDAIWH
    "Amy, look after him." I love you girls.

  63. __Jen__ says:

    All clear. WELL FUCK.

  64. Imo says:

    Ben? At Glory's?

  65. monkeybutter says:

    Subconscious memories of the Silence making her nauseous?

  66. buriedbooks says:

    River why is your hair so perfect

  67. __Jen__ says:

    River. ;_________________________;

    SO MUCH SADNESS.

    • exbestfriend says:

      Alex Kingston is amazing.

      Also, the day River dies The Doctor has no idea who she is. That makes me terribly sad. All the tears for River Song.

  68. monkeybutter says:

    Oh, River. This is the saddest thing ever. You don't even know.

  69. buriedbooks says:

    "Imagine what that does to a girl."
    "I don't really have to."

    THIS PART. BREAK MY HEART TO TINY PIECES, SETS IT ON FIRE AND SCATTERS THE ASHES.

  70. celestineangel says:

    "And I think it's going to kill me."

    ….

    RIVER.

    DAMN IT IT'S GETTING HARD TO HATE HER.

  71. monkeybutter says:

    UHM, THE LODGER?

  72. __Jen__ says:

    The Lodger! THE MONSTERS.

    THIS EPISODE. fa;sdfjlkaj;sldkjf;laskdjf

  73. celestineangel says:

    HEY THAT SHIP THING LOOKS FAMILIAR.

  74. monkeybutter says:

    Noooo, Rory has been through enough!

  75. vaporeon13204 says:

    THAT IS SO TRAGIC. D'=

    And she DID die then too. ;_;

    Also, RORY!!!! D8

  76. monkeybutter says:

    Gay marriage, perhaps? Hoover definitely wouldn't like that.

  77. buriedbooks says:

    Oh Eleven, randomly sticking his head into crates.

  78. monkeybutter says:

    Oh god, of course. Why else would he be rude about her weight?

  79. __Jen__ says:

    This episode is so tense. AND SHE'S PREGNANT.

  80. monkeybutter says:

    …what. Really awkward slo-mo!

  81. vaporeon13204 says:

    CLIFF HANGER! WHY?!?!?!?! DDDD8

  82. buriedbooks says:

    HELLO WHAM ENDING
    DO I HATE YOU?
    YES, YES I DO

  83. monkeybutter says:

    Why am I watching the promo for the next episode? It always spoils things.

  84. exbestfriend says:

    BTW- I know it is cheesy, but I love "who is he?" "the doctor" "doctor who?"

  85. celestineangel says:

    WHAT…

    WHAT JUST HAPPENED….

    THAT CANNOT BE THE END.

    I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK HOLY SHIT OMGs.

  86. monkeybutter says:

    Aw, RIP Elisabeth.

  87. agrinningfool says:

    SO CONFUSED AND I HATE IT.

  88. znachki says:

    Way freakin' too much info in the Next Time. The UK one was much shorter and much better. On the plus side, despite the poorly put in cut-ins for commercials, we got all of the episode.

    Nice" In Memory Of" for Lis Sladen. The BBC one was at the beginning of the ep.

    • znachki says:

      How nice. My local PBS station – which runs Classic Who every Saturday night (this week First Doctor "The Web Planet"), had a nice tribute card to Lis Sladen at the end of the episode.

  89. guest says:

    EDPTOGJ4PEOHVC I ALWAYS JUST BARELY MISS LIVEBLOGS MY LIFE IS ONE OF HARDSHIP.

  90. jsh357 says:

    Dear god that was the creepiest season premiere ever.

  91. andreah1234 says:

    MY HEART. IT HURTS. OMG Lis Sladen T_T.

    Also, this episode. WTF. I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS. JUST A LOT OF CAPSLOCK AND RANDOM AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS GOING ON. I WANT NEXT EPISODE NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW.

    Also, Lis Sladen T______________T ;_______________; BRB dying with sad 🙁 🙁

  92. Meadow says:

    OMG WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT GOT SO FKING REAL AHHHH

  93. Meg says:

    I think I love you.

  94. Meadow says:

    Best season premiere on national television, ever.

  95. Victoria_Allen says:

    Why do they even bother locking River up? She just breaks out whenever she feels like.

    • buriedbooks says:

      I think she just ambles back when she's done and lets herself get locked up again.
      They just have no idea what to do with her anymore, so they resort to normal procedure.
      She uses her time in prison to catch up on her reading and write papers or something.

    • Pea Pie says:

      "She's packing again!!" 😀

  96. xghostproof says:

    I forgot about the liveblog here! But, I will post my tumblr liveblogs, as there aren't that many. Titles are bold, with the comment underneath being the comment. they're pretty much only tagged #doctor who, so I won't add them except for one entry

    "It's an invitation." "From who?" "Not signed. Look, it's TARDIS blue."
    .kbsclkdfjgbf;dlz

    "We're the Doctor's friends. We do as the Doctor's friends always do. As we're told."
    klwdfjgbsldgijbedglswejrsdgdkjsdfb
    i am in tears
    just
    lsdkfjgbodgsd
    someone hold me

    okay i don't usually liveblog commercials
    but it’s the insider, SO!
    matt’s american accent saying “okay, bye!”
    ovaries have vacated the building

    whoa mark sheppard's american accent
    whoa whoa whoa
    that is strange to me
    but
    sdfkjgbfd;kgbfd

    oh god i love river correcting the doctor's mistakes trying to land the tardis quietly
    skldjgbsldfgk
    “Did you touch something?”
    “Nope.”

    "The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson." "I hate you."

    D:
    what the curfdsfk
    wbhat
    fsdhjgsdg
    #dovtir who

    i…can not type well with my eyes on the tv
    lesson learned.
    #doctor who #dovtir who #hahaha that typo tag is great #it's almost right!
    [[that post was in reference to the Silence in the bathroom, towards the end of the scene]]

    BBC AMERICA IF YOU FREEZE UP NOW RIGHT AFTER RIVER WALKS IN ON THE SILENCES I WILL END YOU
    AND SILENCE WILL REALLY FUCKING FALL

    annnnd there was the tribute
    tears
    there are not enough tears in me

    ugh that cliffhanger, though!
    jkhf ybtdrufjsjyik clhgpclg
    my thoughts can pretty much only be summed up by long streams of keysmash

    • echinodermata says:

      mark sheppard's american accent

      YES that's so weird. I mean, I still recognized his voice the moment he spoke, but it just wasn't the same.

    • buriedbooks says:

      Keysmash seems like the most reasonable response to this ep, if you ask me.

  97. exbestfriend says:

    Aaaaaaaand I just realized why my BBCA didn't have the new Doctor Who episode to record. Because it was recording the episode on BBCAHD.

  98. celestineangel says:

    Also, I've been talking to myself in a (probably terrible) British accent all night because I am the biggest, dorkiest moron ever.

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