Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’: Liveblog – Let’s Kill Hitler

MARK WATCHES DOCTOR WHO HAS RETURNED! And oh, how I have missed the Ponds and the Doctor. In celebration of such an event, it only stands that we must hold a liveblog party in honor! So get your computers and commenting fingers read, because Doctor Who is back!

oh god six weeks and six new episodes. I AM SO EXCITED. Also: Dear episode, please do not be full of Nazi-wank, even though I am kinda iffy about this episode in the first place? OH GOD. Shall we?

This liveblog starts relative to you. So if it is airing on your television, start liveblogging away in the comments. Same for if you happen to be watching it online by less-than-legal means. (Though I would just time it with another time zone so you can comment with other people!) We already do this with Fringe and it works rather nicely. To avoid seeing spoilery comments regarding the episode from past livebloggers, I merely stay on the first page of comments and comment away, only going back after it’s over in order to comment on what other people said.

Sound fine? Just make sure not to post spoilers before this episode airs.

As was tradition earlier this year, the review for this episode will go up on Monday afternoon. OH GOD I AM SO EXCITED.

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548 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’: Liveblog – Let’s Kill Hitler

  1. Anseflans says:

    RORY PUNCHED HITLER. I CAN DIE HAPPILY NOW.

  2. Vikinhaw says:

    The awkward moment when you realize you've saved Hitler's life.

  3. knut_knut says:

    HOLY SHIT RORY

  4. Anseflans says:

    "SHUT UP, HITLER"
    "HITLER, IN THE CUPBOARD"

    BEST EPISODE EVER Y/Y????

  5. NB2000 says:

    FUCK YEAH RORY POND!

    IN THE CUPBOARD WITH HIM

  6. psycicflower says:

    'Rory take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there' – One of the stranger sentences to come out of Doctor Who.

    • Joeldi says:

      Loved that line so much, will probably quote it topeople who have no idea what I’m talking about all week

  7. Vikinhaw says:

    'Put Hitler in the cupboard'

  8. Mark's Watcher says:

    "It's her"?

  9. NB2000 says:

    Oh no she's been shot…kay then

    OHSHITNO THEY'RE NOT GOING AFTER THE DOCTOR NOW ARE THEY?!…wait..HER?!

  10. psycicflower says:

    Well looks like Mel isn't going to last long.

  11. Anseflans says:

    SAY WHAT?

  12. knut_knut says:

    WEIRDED OUT (but don't die that would be sad)

  13. Anseflans says:

    NO WAY

  14. Anseflans says:

    NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

  15. psycicflower says:

    O MY GOD IT'S RIVER!!!!!

  16. knut_knut says:

    WAHT

  17. Anseflans says:

    NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!

  18. Vikinhaw says:

    Aaaaaah I knew she was talking like River!

  19. knut_knut says:

    ARE YOU RIVER?

  20. Vicki_Louise says:

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????????
    fuck.

  21. Anseflans says:

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

  22. Anseflans says:

    HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

  23. knut_knut says:

    FUCKING KNOCKED OVER MY ORANGE JUICE

  24. Anseflans says:

    HOLY CRAP IT'S RIVER!!!

  25. NB2000 says:

    …THE FUCK?!

    Awwww River, that's totally weird and kinda messed up but Awwww

  26. Anseflans says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA

  27. Anseflans says:

    SHE'S SO…. YOUNG!!!!

  28. psycicflower says:

    Good to see you River. She's gone all Doctorish.

  29. knut_knut says:

    i really hope Amy didn't tell Mel ALL about her relationship with Rory… o_O

  30. Sophi says:

    river please stop

    you are making me awkward

    i feel the need to cough over you la la la

  31. NB2000 says:

    Oh Alex I love you so much.

  32. Vicki_Louise says:

    River, GET IN MAH BED. Thank you please.

  33. Vikinhaw says:

    Yes! Confirmation! It was River.

  34. NB2000 says:

    Ohhhh…aww they're good. I forget how much I love Matt and Alex together.

    ROFL banana for gun, hee.

  35. Anseflans says:

    Oh FUCK that's right!! She's evil now!!

  36. knut_knut says:

    is this going to mess up the Doctor River timeline?

  37. Vikinhaw says:

    Oh not the flashy vision thing again.

  38. psycicflower says:

    Evil River, this is brilliant!

  39. Vikinhaw says:

    I knew that you'd know that I'd know that you'd know I know….

  40. Mark's Watcher says:

    HER LIPSTICK!

  41. knut_knut says:

    RIVER WHY

  42. NB2000 says:

    The most powerful and dangerous arsenal in the Whoniverse: River Song's make up bag.

  43. psycicflower says:

    Well I guess this means the Ponds never will get to raise baby Melody 🙁

  44. knut_knut says:

    plus she's a woman? what?

  45. Vikinhaw says:

    'Plus she's a woman'
    Not cool Doctor and not cool Moffat.

  46. Sophi says:

    "I was on my way to a gay gypsy bar mitzvah when I thought, eh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish."

  47. NB2000 says:

    RIVER YOU'RE THE BIGGEST TROLL EVER AREN'T YOU?

  48. Vicki_Louise says:

    Oh god, she's so evil. I FUCKING LOVE IT.

  49. NB2000 says:

    Rory be punching people left right and center this episode, damn!

  50. Vikinhaw says:

    Who are the fuck are the mini-people and how do they know so much?

  51. psycicflower says:

    'Time can be rewritten. Remember Kennedy.'

  52. Anseflans says:

    ROSE!!! MARTHA!!! DONNA!!!

  53. psycicflower says:

    Ahahaha, lot of guilt there Doctor.

  54. knut_knut says:

    DONNA!

  55. Sophi says:

    "Come on, there must be someone left in the universe that I haven't screwed over yet."

    Awww Doctor <3

  56. NB2000 says:

    *wibble* Donna!

    AWWW PADDINGTON!POND!

  57. knut_knut says:

    WHY CAN'T REGENERATE

  58. psycicflower says:

    Fish fingers and custard 🙂

  59. Sophi says:

    FISHFINGERS AND CUSTARD

    if that is the cure

    ALL THE HIGH FIVES

    (may even forgive Moffat for that incredibly shitty line about River also being a woman and being all unbalanced :|)

  60. Anseflans says:

    CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!
    A very appropriate battle-cry, methinks.

  61. Vikinhaw says:

    A terminator reference?

  62. knut_knut says:

    hahaha oh Evil!River

  63. NB2000 says:

    Well that's one way to go shopping.

  64. psycicflower says:

    A room full of fleeing screaming people, Amy and Rory must be so proud.

  65. knut_knut says:

    AHAHAH i love you Rory

  66. NB2000 says:

    How'd she get the sonic?!

  67. knut_knut says:

    wow, so comforting, space squids

  68. psycicflower says:

    The Silence and the Academy of the Question. Interesting.

  69. Anseflans says:

    TOPHAT!!! OMGGGG <3

  70. NB2000 says:

    OHSHIT

    BUT OMG HIS SUIT AND TOPHAT! He looks so swish.

  71. Anseflans says:

    He looks so…. Dashing!

  72. knut_knut says:

    TOPHOT DOCTOR! IS THIS WEDDING DOCTOR?

  73. psycicflower says:

    'Are you serious?' 'Never knowingly'

  74. NB2000 says:

    Heee sonic cane?! Okay then.

  75. Sophi says:

    I really love those robot things

    And their voices

    rock that goddamn top hat, Doctor. Glad to know that we have more than bunk beds in common, though I tie purple ribbons around my hat <3

  76. knut_knut says:

    well, that's one way to parent

  77. NB2000 says:

    Matt why so good at physical comedy? That's so awesome.

    Ohhh…is he going to be poisoned for the rest of the series and the shooting at the lake is a mercy kill like…Snape and Dumbledore type deal?

  78. knut_knut says:

    argh I keep thinking she's saying "Cylons" instead of "The Silence"

  79. psycicflower says:

    The Silence aren't a species! OMG! Wow, we made a wrong assumption.

  80. NB2000 says:

    Ooooh explanation tiem

    Well of course we don't know what the question is.

  81. I bet the question is: Doctor Who?
    Stupid guess 🙂

  82. knut_knut says:

    lol that guy looked a bit like Captain Kirk for a second

  83. Vikinhaw says:

    So the sonic works by pointing and thinking? Works for me.

  84. NB2000 says:

    GO AMY!

  85. Sophi says:

    I rewatched Silence in the Library just yesterday and it is wrecking my brain to see Evil!River

    Also watched Girl in the Fireplace and then around eleven became aware of ticking and could not sleep for another four fucking hours.

    also christ amy, knight templar much? Those guys weren't that bad and you basically condemned them to die by googly metal squid

    • Tehrevel says:

      I thought that was kinda fucked up too, guess it's like hitting the wheel on a ship so it's going to run aground then running, banking on the fact that it has life boats to make you not a murderer. Still really fucked up though.

  86. psycicflower says:

    River music! Cmon River, do the right thing and help!

  87. Vikinhaw says:

    River help your parents!

  88. knut_knut says:

    🙁 🙁 🙁

  89. psycicflower says:

    The TARDIS taught River to fly her 🙂

  90. NB2000 says:

    NO PONDS DON'T START SAYING GOODBYES!

    Awwwww so the TARDIS taught River to fly her? *wibble*

  91. Anseflans says:

    DOCTOR DONT BE DEAD PLEEEASE. I MEAN, I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WON'T BUT STILL.

  92. Vikinhaw says:

    River learned how to fly the Tardis from the best. Of course she learned it from Sexy.

  93. psycicflower says:

    But he can't be dead

  94. NB2000 says:

    OMGWTFHOWWHATIDON'TWHAT

    HE CAN'T BE AGAIN BUT HOW BUT WHAT….MOFFAAAAAAAAT!

  95. knut_knut says:

    NONONONONO

  96. Anseflans says:

    Can't she use her regeneration powers or something??

  97. Vikinhaw says:

    Doctor stop dying! You're gonna break Rory's record soon.

  98. Anseflans says:

    HA!!! CALLED IT.

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