Mark Re-Watches ‘Battlestar Galactica’: The Captain’s Hand

Can we just spend some time irrationally hating fictional characters again? Well, that’s what I’m doing today. YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

Today’s commission is the third from Mitchell. The video is located here, and all my Mark Watches videos are indexed in this DropBox folder.

  • Sorry, it can never be said enough. It can’t!
  • I forgot how entertainingly slimy Baltar is in the first season, y’all.
  • Okay, let’s start hating! I can’t stand Garner at all. I can’t! Be prepared for a video mostly composed of me sassing up Garner every time he’s on the screen.
  • The whole Starbuck/Lee romance got so annoying over time, so it’s weird going back and watching the first season because it didn’t used to feel that way.
  • My pro-choice heart shatters every single time I even think about Roslin banning abortion. Having seen this and gone back to read some of the comments on the original review, I agree that the whole abortion plot was over-politicized to the point that it dehumanized women in the process, and it’s so awkward.
  • GOD, I HATE GARNER SO MUCH. BRING BACK ADMIRAL CAIN My life is incomplete without her.
  • I still maintain that Gaius Balter is one of the best examples of a Slytherin in the history of the world.
  • I hate Garner.

I’m spending today editing the last Mark Reads Harry Potter book and packing for tour, so I’m cutting this shorter than usual. OH GOD, I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO. Let’s discuss! Also: BEAR MCREARY.

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Perpetually unprepared since '09.
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