Well, it seems that the time has come for series six of Doctor Who to end, and we can only hope that the massive plot holes left open over the course of all of this are finally closed. Also LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN TITLE. Let’s all liveblog the fuck out of Doctor Who and then flail about for months.
I have managed to avoid every single spoiler for this episode, so please, let us all be the most awesome community of television watchers on the planet and have respect for a spoiler-free viewing of “The Wedding of River Song,” okay? LET’S DO THIS.
Because we are all on the exact same ground this time around, our spoiler policy for these blogs will be completely different. Anything that has aired in the past is fair game for discussion. Anything that has not publicly aired WILL BE CONSIDERED A SPOILER.
This liveblog will work in relative to when the episode airs for you. So, you may begin your livebloggy commenting down below when the episode starts. To avoid spoilers, I stick to the first page and comment away, and then go back afterwards to add any more
DO. NOT. POST. SPOILERS. This community is not the place for that. You have the rest of the fucking Internet. Go there.
oh my god this is so sad i never want Doctor Who to take breaks.
The Brig 🙁
THE INVITES! *flail*
Talk about emotional whiplash.
'I had to die. I didn't have to die alone.' My heart
The Silence must be about with the marks on his arm.
OHSHIT IT'S HASHMARKS!
TIA FLASHBACKS MAKING ME CRYYYYY!
Just to hurl this out-of-context.
"Yes, she was there. She came twice."
Dirty Doctor!
*snort of laughter*
Does River not remember killing the Doctor?
Oh. I see.
River's face!
OH GOD IT IS HER WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS MOFF?!
Was this conversation this long the first time around?
I think it was, but we were chilling over with the Ponds
MATT AND ALEX I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH RIGHT NOW OMG
'And you are forgiven. Always and completely forgiven.' – Stop doing this to me!
HIS FACE
WHA?!
WHOBUTTHEHOWANDWHA?!
What the hell!
MOFFAT MY BRAIN! STOP DOING THINGS TO IT!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
SO MANY CEILING SILENTS!
POOOOOOOONDS! Amy all James Bond!
AMY!!!! Not!Amy?!?!?
Amy pond, you BAMF!
Eyedrives = Eyepatches Y/Y?
Moffat really likes his time is fucked series finales
Who's that with her?
edit:… i might have hallucinated that
Lookit the mini TARDIS awwwwwwwwwwww
ROFL SHE KNOWS DUMMY!
Awww Amy
Love you forever Amy Pond
Amy's a pretty awesome artist.
Except when it comes to Rory 😀
That's how she sees Rory in her heeeeeart. Not so good for picking him out of a lineup though.
"Rory is the most beautiful man I've ever met."
My stream keeps cutting in and out, so this is extremely confusing right now, but :O :O :O
I'm watching live and I'm fairly confused right now.
Lol that's what I assumed. It's confusing even if you're getting everything.
AWWWW HIS CLOTHES! I LOVE AMY AND ELEVEN TOO!
Your hair is ridiculous Doctor.
His hair! Dear god someone get him a pair of scissors.
Awwww. Lookit the picture of Rory
Noooo, Amy and Rory need each other!
She doesn't really remember Rory?
*sad*
Yeah Doctor this hair doesn;t work.
Aww Amy without Rory but she remembers him <3
Haha her Rory drawing!
That can't be a drawing of Rory, the nose isn't big enough.
HAI RORY! Aww they don;t know each other.
RORY!!!
RORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RORY!
Oh don't open that door Amy.
Didn't notice Matt had a scar on his forehead before.
Heee an iDrive?
Area 52 in a pyramid. lolz
They really blew the budget on this series didn't they.
Amy and Rory! 😀 Also, there seems to have been something to the theories of dueling time streams!
Yes let's hold hundreds of Silence together in a building. That can't end badly.
In water no less, clearly the only reason they're so pissed is because their suits are going to be all wet and ruined for the big box social.
Whoever put forward that theory – confirmed.
Rory is like, amaaaazing. Still. Always amazing
It's nice that Rory is a badass in any universe.
So this is a "Give Matt scenes with EVERYONE" ep? AWESOME!
Oh, you shipper, you.
AHAHAHAHA Texting and Scones.
LOL DOCTOR. Texting and scones.
Aw Doctor trying and failing to play matchmaker. 'Show would like to go out with you for texting and scones'
I don't date really, but now I want to ask someone out for texting and scones
Oh Rory. LOVE.
Riverrrrrrrr.
RIVERRRRR! HAAAAIR!
Awww the Honey I'm home!
The only character we're missing is Sexy 🙁
RIGHT. Where was she during all this?
Chilling out at a rave? Sun bathing? Going to all of Jack's stags?
"Why couldn;t you just die?" heee
Loling at Miser Hottie Nurse.
River? Cleopatra? lipstick? AMAZING
OH THE EPIC FLIRTING <3
WHAT IS THIS?!
Why do you always have handcuffs?
I am really not seeing a way out of this…
Why do you always have handcuffs?
This is totes gonna end with them kissing and time getting fixed!
Oh no Rory!!!!
PLEASE DON'T DIE AGAIN RORY. (But we know you'll come back anyway.)
OHSHIT RORY RUN!
NOOO, RORY. Get out of there!
No! Rory get out of there!
Oh Rory is going to die again.
BEHIND YOU RORY
SHIIIT THE SILENTS ARE FREEEE!
Don't they die if they're shot?
Well shit
EYEPATCHES OFF GUYS!
MWAHAHAHA TURNING ON KOVARIAN!
…wow that sounds dirtier than I meant it to be.
Can't say to the Pond family, can you Doctor?
Rory TAKE OFF THE EYEPATCH
RORY YOU ABSOLUTE BADASS. OH MY GOD.
Seriously he is a double hard megabastard and so is Amy. Next I want to see him headbutt a Dalek.
Rory, you are so fucking amazing. I love you.
OMG RORY WHY ARE YOU SO EPIC!?
OH RORY WHY ARE YOU THE BEST EVER?!
Oh Rory, love you so much.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HANG THAT LAMPSHADE.
OH MY GOD ENOUGH WITH THE KILLING RORY!
FUCK YEAH AMY POND!
RIGHT
AMY POND = BADASS OF THIS EPISODE
Rory, NO! Not again!
'The man who dies and dies again'. I love that it is his title.
Very yes.
FUCK YEAH AMY POND!
YAAAY AMY
Amy saved Rory!! <3
Oh, so NOW you care.
AMY IN MAMA BEAR MODE! That'll teach you Kovarian
yet again FUCK YEAH AMY POND
Oh so you do care about your baby being gone.
rofl drinks and married ILUPONDS!