Mark Watches ‘Sherlock’ Liveblog: The Reichenbach Fall

I can’t. I can’t really deal with this. I can’t even think of anything to say. We’re not going to be okay.

just can we all be prepared to hold one another. I am here for you. Will you be there for me?

Now, this liveblog is going to be different for everyone, since it’s not airing officially in the United States. Like all liveblogs with relative airings, this liveblog starts when you have access to “The Reichenbach Fall.” Use the comments below as your glorious canvas. In order to avoid spoilers, please try to avoid going back and commenting on comments made on the front page so those of us who are liveblogging can stick to the front page to leave them.

The review (and my own eulogy) will go up on Monday.

god help us all

About Mark Oshiro

Perpetually unprepared since '09.
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474 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Sherlock’ Liveblog: The Reichenbach Fall

  1. psycicflower says:

    I don’t think I can cope with how equal parts excited and terrified I am for this episode. I think I finally understand how you feel Mark. I am so unprepared, I know I’m unprepared, but even with that I’m not close to being prepared for how unprepared I am.

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  2. amyalices says:

    I AM GOING TO CRY EMBARRASSINGLY IN FRONT OF MY COURSEMATES.

    …We formed a support group though, so maybe they will too.

    ALL THE CREYS.

  3. nanceoir says:

    I think there's only one thing that can be said right now:

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  4. bookworm67 says:

    *scrolls really fast past possible spoilers*
    OMG WHY CAN'T I WATCH THIS YET I'M DYING HERE. WHEN DOES THIS SERIES GET TO THE US/iTUNES?

    Also, I saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows the other week and thought it handled (spoilered just in case) gur jubyr Ervpuraonpu fprar cerggl jryy (rkprcg sbe gur fheivivat whfg orpnhfr bs na bkltra guvatl, ohg jungrire). Now I'm really curious to see how this version will go.

    Anyone else seen the movie? Thoughts?

    • Marissa says:

      V ernyyl yvxrq ubj gurl unaqyrq vg gbb rkprcg, ntnva, sbe fubjvat gung ur fheivirq. Ohg V xabj gbavtug gurl jvyy abg tvir hf gung fngvfsnpgvba naq vg jvyy QRFGEBL ZR.

      Fb ernyyl, V pna arire or cresrpgyl cyrnfrq 🙂

    • platoapproved says:

      There are …. illicit ways to watch it, before it gets to the U.S. and iTunes. JUST SAYING. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, THEY'RE OUT THERE.

      Re: Game of Shadows – V guvax bar bs gur zbfg ubeevoyr guvatf nobhg gur bevtvany fgbel jnf gur snpg gung Jngfba vfa'g rira gurer sbe gur snyy. Ur whfg pbzrf onpx naq frrf gur rivqrapr NAQ UR XABJF. V qba'g xabj jul gung fgevxrf zr nf fb zhpu jbefr. V'z jbaqrevat juvpu jnl vg'yy unccra va Fureybpx.

    • Genny_ says:

      I'm seeing the movie on Wednesday. I didn't know until recently vg rira unaqyrq ervpuraonpu, fb V'yy or vagrerfgrq gb pbzcner gur gjb fb qverpgyl.

    • xpanasonicyouthx says:

      omg i just download it off ~the Internet~ around 2pm PST. That's usually when the file goes up. I have no idea how that happens but I just enjoy it.

      • tzikeh says:

        It won't go up then tonight. They moved it up til 9pm tonight in Britain, which means It won't be over til 10:30pm, which means it won't go up till at least 3:15 PST.

  5. Proper_Matt says:

    Brace yourselves for the following information…

    "The Final Problem," the orginial story published by Conan Doyle was first published in 1893.

    "The Empty House," in which the events of the previous story were ultimately resolved, was first published in 1903.

    So if Gatiss and Moffat want to follow Conan Doyle's lead, you should only have to wait for TEN YEARS….

    • fintain says:

      Nooooooou!!!! 12 months already feels unbearably long 🙁

    • Genny_ says:

      A friend of mine made a comment about how they should leave it three years so it matches the in-universe timeline. I may have shouted at him for suggesting such a terrible idea. Ten years would KILL ME.

      • psycicflower says:

        The worst thing is the three year thing'll probably happen. Between Freeman's Hobbit commitments, Cumberbatch's Hobbit and Star Trek commitments AND Moffat focusing on Doctor Who's 50th anniversary there's a good chance they won't have the time to write/film it til then. (Poor Gatiss, he'll just have to sit in the corner writing his own Sherlock fic until everyone else is ready again.)

        • Genny_ says:

          Hm, I'd put it at more like another eighteen months to two years tops myself; Moffat has already stepped back from the project more than in series one, so I'd assume that would simply continue re: DW. And while they do have commitments, given the enthusiasm of everyone (Freeman especially has said it's his favourite thing he's ever done and was prepared to give up The Hobbit for it) I'd be surprised if SOMETHING wasn't worked out. I doubt three years, tbh.

          I would be very surprised if the BBC would have the guts to take a six-episode series and wait three years before resolving its cliffhanger/ending, too. Audience interest would wane and people would forget their excitement.

          • psycicflower says:

            I'm probably just preparing myself for the worst so I hope you're right. Freeman's enthusiasm on the Graham Norton Show definitely makes me more hopeful.

            • Genny_ says:

              Now we know that s3 has been commissioned for as long as s2 has, I really hope I'm right and that they worked this shit out in advance.

  6. egao-gakari says:

    Somewhat spoilery question: qbrf nalbar xabj jul, jvgu yvxr 60 fgbevrf gb pubbfr sebz, gurl pubfr gb qb Ervpuraonpu Snyyf fb fbba? Vf gurer whfg abg nabgure frevrf va gur jbexf rire?

    • Proper_Matt says:

      Erznexnoyl, vg'f dhvgr pybfr gb ubj gur fgbevrf jrer bevtvanyyl choyvfurq. "Gur Svany Ceboyrz" jnf gur ynfg bs gur frpbaq ongpu gb or choyvfurq.

      • egao-gakari says:

        Ah, okay. I can't really remember the order I read them but I had a sense that this one came later. Thanks!

    • Genny_ says:

      Ab, abguvat yvxr gung, V oryvrir frevrf guerr vf pbasvezrq. Ohg gurl jnag gb trg gur ovt barf bhg gur jnl rneyl orpnhfr gurl qba'g jnag gb cvff nebhaq naq qvfpbire, fnl, gurl nera'g trggvat n sbhegu frevrf.

  7. my feelings about this episode in gifs (please let this work)

    THE WHOLE EPISODE I WILL BE A COMBINATION OF

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    AND

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    IF IT DOES NOT COME BACK FOR A THIRD SERIES I WILL BE

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  8. Genny_ says:

    I feel completely ridiculous right now. I know this story. This part of Holmes canon is familiar to me! I am used to it! So why, why, why am I so COMPLETELY TERRIFIED of tonight? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FEELINGS THIS SHOW GIVES ME. Self, you are a canon fan. You don't need to act shocked at what will presumably happen tonight!

    oh who am i kidding gonna go sob in a corner brb

  9. I want to take this moment to break all of the hearts.

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  10. tzikeh says:

    A little levity to help cushion the coming blow:

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/Sherlockwat.jpg"&gt;

  11. tzikeh says:

    More humor for now, since we will have ALL THE CREYS later:

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/sherlockcrimeywimey.jpg"&gt;

  12. tzikeh says:

    Trying once more to post two last images. For some reason, it keeps giving me a blank post when I try this last one.

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/sherlockmariachi.jpeg"&gt;

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/sherlockhaterswhatever.gif"&gt;

  13. Elyssa says:

    <img src= "http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/125/a/2/late_by_anastazzzy-d3fmu5k.png&quot; width="600">

    All the sads… This is how I feel right now.

  14. psycicflower says:

    Random series 2 gifs!

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    They're so happy and giggly and … *sobs quietly*

  15. psycicflower says:

    <img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/4sjij6.png&quot; border="0" alt="Fuck you Moffat!"> source

    I'm pretty sure there's a special place in Hell reserved for show runners who taunt their fans like this.

    • tardis_stowaway says:

      Someone also asked him on twitter "on a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you to see the fandom suffering already?" His reply: 57.

      SPECIAL HELL.

  16. FuTeffla says:

    My dad was all 'Going out, see you later… I may come back during Sherlock but I'll try not to disturb you'.
    If he disturbs me during Sherlock, I will eat his family. I don't even care that there's a huge flaw in my logic. EAT HIS FAMILY.
    Also I have a horrible cold and I'm afraid that I have already used up almost all of my tissues. Please don't make me cry too much, Sherlock team. Please.

    • FuTeffla says:

      Ahahaha, he has just come home. CRISIS AVERTED. Plus, he can hold me and make soothing cups of tea while I weep.

  17. tzikeh says:

    Trying again (wtf, server. How come other people can post more than two gifs in a comment?

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/panicreichenbach.png"&gt;

    <img src="http://www.thechicagoloop.net/tzikeh/ontd/sherlockfreakout.jpg"&gt;

  18. Proper_Matt says:

    I've just realised what the anticipation for this episode reminds me of. It's all the dread and sadness and anticipation of a final heroic sacrifice that I get when coming up to a regeneration in Doctor Who. But without the closure of the final walk to the TARDIS, the comfort of a last speech to his friends, and the sure and certain hope of a familiar golden glow…

  19. Ugh… less than half an hour now. I really hope the stream I'm watching holds up.

  20. psycicflower says:

    Ten minutes!

    ohgodohgodohgodohgod
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  21. Didgy says:

    Ten minutes guys, ten minutes. I am literally feeling sick at this point.

    OH GOD, SHERLOCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?!? I have never felt this way about a TV show before!

  22. Didgy says:

    Sherlockians, it's been an honour waiting with you

  23. VicarPants says:

    …WHY HAS iPLAYER CRASHED THIS IS IMPORTANT
    I AM MISSING THE FINAL TEN MINUTES OF CALL THE MIDWIFE.
    I WATCHED IT SO I COULD PRE-CRY AND I THINK IT WAS GEARING UP TO SOMETHING REALLY SQUISHY AND HEARTWARMING AND INSPIRATIONAL AT THE END THERE.

  24. psycicflower says:

    I'm sure you're fascinating historical midwifery drama but end already!

  25. chichichimaera says:

    OH GOD OH GOD I FEEL SO UNPREPARED

  26. chichichimaera says:

    So far we've seen a grand total of about 20 minutes of Moriarty tops, and now there's the potential for up to 90 minutes of Moriarty NOT SURE I CAN TAKE IT.

  27. Vikinhaw says:

    Wha? Shocking and bloody? Ominous.

  28. psycicflower says:

    Oh no, John sadface from the start 🙁

  29. chichichimaera says:

    OH FUCK THIS IS ALREADY REALLY REALLY PAINFUL

  30. psycicflower says:

    No. no. I am not going to cry already.

  31. VicarPants says:

    It's not raining. Jesus is weeping.

  32. Vikinhaw says:

    He better not really be dead. Otherwise I will…. be angry at Moffat. I want lots more Sherlock.

  33. VicarPants says:

    DEAD!DEAD, OR IRENE!DEAD?

  34. I am actually falling in love with Lestrade.

  35. chichichimaera says:

    Lol, Anderson and Donovan smirking in the background at the hat.

  36. psycicflower says:

    Haha, I love you Lestrade and co. And the continuing hat joke.

  37. Lestrade gave him a deerstalker OMG LOL

  38. Graylien says:

    Put in on, put it on!

  39. VicarPants says:

    haaaa the toadies from the first series are loving his squirming

  40. Vikinhaw says:

    I love the hat on him so such.

  41. CONFIRMED BACHELOR.

    AHAHA

  42. psycicflower says:

    'I don't understand. Why would it upset you?' Oh Sherlock.

  43. Vikinhaw says:

    Cause you loooove him, that's why it bothers you John.

  44. chichichimaera says:

    Lol Tourist Moriarty.

  45. psycicflower says:

    I love you Moriarty!

  46. chichichimaera says:

    Crown Jewels – oh yeah, of course he's that ballsy.

  47. VicarPants says:

    BALL CAP? CROWN JEWELS? WHAT IS THIS.

  48. …Was it just me or did Sherlock seem to go and do something about that dog last episode and if so, where is it now?

    • adlerism says:

      To see a man about a dog is an English language colloquialism, usually used as to apologize for one's imminent departure or absence. IMMINENT DEPARTURE OR ABSENCE. D:

      • Oh yeah, I'm aware of that but I was wondering since there WAS a dog in the episode and can you imagine the stress Watson would have trying to save the dog from Sherlock?

      • tzikeh says:

        No it means "I have to go to the bathroom." Which was the joke because they'd just discussed John having "excreted" the poison from the gas, and meanwhile Sherlock was, of course, going to talk to the guy about the dog.

  49. Graylien says:

    Crown jewels, someone’s thinking big.

  50. zulaihaha says:

    <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/ao8gv9.gif"&gt;

    The entire episode.

  51. arnenieberding says:

    LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GOT AN APP FOR EVERYTHING THESE DAYS

  52. That's it. I am actually in love with Lestrade

  53. VicarPants says:

    la la la la it's Ocean's Eleven.

    Only it's just FUCKING MORIARTY.

  54. Moriarty you magnificent bastard

  55. There is so much tea in this episode so far

  56. Graylien says:

    Moriarty has an app for that

  57. chichichimaera says:

    Oh Jim, my slightly nervous love for you just grows and grows.

  58. psycicflower says:

    Oh Moriarty, you've got such style.

  59. VicarPants says:

    AUGH SO MANY CUPS OF TEA DIED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE. D: D: D:

  60. chichichimaera says:

    GLORIOUS. FUCKING GLORIOUS.

  61. Oh my goD! HE's just sitting in their OMG BEST EVER

  62. Why is Watson only wearing a dressing gown? What did I miss?

  63. psycicflower says:

    Quietly loling at the Irishman sitting in the British crown jewels.

  64. VicarPants says:

    PLAY DATE.

  65. psycicflower says:

    Oh yes, hello Nina Simone.

  66. Yeah, keep yourself low profile sherlock. *rolls eyes*

  67. VicarPants says:

    lookin' sharp 😀

  68. chichichimaera says:

    12 minutes in and this is already so exciting/tense/amaaaazing.

  69. Graylien says:

    Nice suit, why is he wearing that in prison?

  70. VicarPants says:

    IT'S A TRAP MORIARTY HAS LASER EYES AND HE WILL KILL SHERLOCK ACROSS THE COURTROOM

  71. VicarPants says:

    don't nag Watson you'll regret it

  72. psycicflower says:

    'Intelligent fine. Let's give smartarse a wide berth.'

  73. …so Sherlock somehow bungles his witness statement?

  74. chichichimaera says:

    OH NOES FANGIRL. NOT THE GOOD KIND.

  75. AHAH OMG. Sherlock fan. It's her. From the IT Crowd

  76. VicarPants says:

    haaaa it's the secretary from Doc Martin

  77. chichichimaera says:

    Oh wait, journalist, even worse.

  78. psycicflower says:

    'There's all sorts of gossip in the press about you' So really the press/journalist is fandom then.

  79. chichichimaera says:

    Don't tease the press Sherlock, they bite back.

  80. psycicflower says:

    Cause pissing off a journalist isn't going to come back and bite you in the arse Sherlock.

  81. psycicflower says:

    Well it looks like Moriarty approves.

  82. "a special something"

    ahah omg.

  83. chichichimaera says:

    Lol, they're both enjoying this far too much.

  84. psycicflower says:

    Don't read the Jury Sherlock, that can't end well.

  85. …and there he goes undermining the whole trial with his brainytude

  86. OMG reading the jury like a pro. ILU Sherlock!

  87. chichichimaera says:

    No, I don't think he could.

  88. VicarPants says:

    ANSWER IS NO, MY LORD.

  89. Graylien says:

    Sherlock, let the people do their jobs.

  90. psycicflower says:

    God I love the jail cell shot so much.

  91. VicarPants says:

    The cellblock that launched a thousand fanfics.

  92. psycicflower says:

    'Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Moriarty makes the best faces.

  93. Vikinhaw says:

    Wait, only attempted burglary? What about the stuff he did last year? Didn't he kill an old lady?

    • tzikeh says:

      They don't have any proof of anything he's done except the stuff he *let* them have proof of, to draw out Sherlock.

  94. John looks very dapper in that suit.

  95. Is Moriarty blackmailing the entire jury?

  96. chichichimaera says:

    Guess he bought the jury.

  97. psycicflower says:

    Randomly, I love how John/Freeman still walks with a military bearing.

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