Y’all, it is time for my favorite part of the year. Forget my obsession with holiday-themed lattes and Christmas lights and ALL THE DELICIOUS FOOD. For the third year in a row, I am writing y’all ridiculous stories and letters and other such things. If you missed out on this last year, now is the time to get a one-of-a-kind card from me this holiday season!Â
This year’s cards now have aÂ 500 word limit, and they’ll cost you $25 to get one.Â They are available internationally at no extra cost. All will feature a handwritten note of thanks from me, and like last year, the actual story/prompt/fic will be typed and mountedÂ inside the card itself.
If you’re unfamiliar with what these are, a card purchase gives you the chance to tell me what to write to you. See it as a challenge for me to write fanfiction, flash fiction, motivational letters, or other shenaniganry, and you get a holiday card that is literally one of a kind. It’s a lot of fun for me, too, and it helps ensure I can go home for the holidays and pay my end-of-the-year bills. Please see the full list of instructions and rules in my store, as there are some boundaries I have to set. Otherwise, I amÂ once again thrilled to make you regret every choice you’ve ever made in life that’s led up to this point. (I love puns a lot, expect cards with soul-crushing holiday puns.)
If you have any questions about this, I’ll answer them in the comments, or feel free to email me for more private things!Â markreadsandwatches at gmail dot comÂ
As was the case in the past, you are always welcome to post your cards online so others may see them. Please use the tag “MDSHoliday” for social media so other MDS readers can see them; I’ll also retweet/reblog them as well.
HUZZAH!Â Let the holiday shenanigans begin.