Mark Predicts ‘Supernatural’: Season 4

Hahaha hey so season three??? That’s it, that’s the joke and I’ll go back to crying soon. Seriously, I finished my review for “No Rest for the Wicked” maybe 30 minutes ago, and these predictions are going to RE-OPEN THE PAIN. I know it. Oh god, I’m actually afraid of what I said. I SAID BAD THINGS, DIDN’T IT?

Let’s find out. For what it’s worth, I haven’t looked at these since the post original went up. LORD.

  1. A great deal of this season will involve the Winchesters tracking down and fighting the demons released from the Devil’s Gate. Sort of? Not really?
  2. Dean will spend most of the season being sad and manpain-y about his impending death. ACTUALLY HE WASN’T. Like I said in my reviews for this season, I should have known he’d be in denial most of the time.
  3. Sam will spend most of the season trying to find a way to release Dean from his deal with the Crossroads Demon. I got a thing right!
  4. More Bobby! Always. ALWAYS more Bobby.
  5. More Ellen! Damn. 🙁
  6. More Jo! WHERE IS SHE. SERIOUSLY.
  7. An episode with vampires! HAHAHAHAHAH I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK, THIS IS THE WORST.
  8. Another meta episode! YES. More than one, actually!
  9. We won’t see John Winchester again. We did hear his voice in the worst way, though.
  10. CAN WE HAVE BOBBY’S BACKSTORY PLEASE. Shut up Mark SHUT UP TAKE IT BACK.
  11. I think we’ll see Dean pursue a love interest in some way, but it will be deliberately temporary, since he believes he’s going to die in a year. HEY. This isn’t a bad prediction! It didn’t pan out, but it’s an interesting idea.
  12. At least once, we’ll get a Winchester flashback scene. Bonus points if it’s a full episode! Not a full episode, but GOD. Winchester kids = not okay at all.
  13. We’ll see Agent Henriksen again! S O B B I N G. I’M STILL ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
  14. We’ll also see one exorcism in the season. ONE? TRY LIKE A MILLION.
  15. My prediction for the finale: Sam discovers a way to undo Dean’s deal, but in doing so, he basically takes it over or makes a deal of his own. Sorry not sorry, I just love role reversals a lot. No, this is definitely the worst. 100% the worst. 1000000% wrong forever.

Well, that was mostly a failure. Will I be as bad at this for season four? Only time will tell.

Mark Predicts Season 4 of Supernatural

  1. Dean will somehow be rescued from Hell, but not until at least the second episode of season four.
  2. The amount of time (relative to Earth time) that Dean spends in Hell will be three months.
  3. Sam will use dark magic to pull Dean out of Hell.
  4. Everything will be super fucked up.
  5. Bobby will be with Sam when they resurrect Dean.
  6. We will find out that Ruby is not dead; she’ll return but in a new human body.
  7. She will spend most of season four “training” Sam to use whatever powers he has.
  8. Dean will struggle very openly with what was done to him (and what he had to do) while in Hell.
  9. AT LEAST ONE OF THE HARVELLES WILL SHOW UP. PLEASE.
  10. Let’s get a zombie episode.
  11. And one about HALLOWEEN. We need a Halloween-themed episode!
  12. The main plot of season four’s arc will be about Sam/Dean fighting Lilith to stop her demon army thing from taking over the world.
  13. I believe that Sam will take down Lilith in the final episode of this season.
  14. But in the process, Sam is going to delve too far into his own “powers.”
  15. I’m not ready for this.

Bring it on, Supernatural.

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