Hahaha hey so season three??? That’s it, that’s the joke and I’ll go back to crying soon. Seriously, I finished my review for “No Rest for the Wicked” maybe 30 minutes ago, and these predictions are going to RE-OPEN THE PAIN. I know it. Oh god, I’m actually afraid of what I said. I SAID BAD THINGS, DIDN’T IT?
Let’s find out. For what it’s worth, I haven’t looked at these since the post original went up. LORD.
- A great deal of this season will involve the Winchesters tracking down and fighting the demons released from the Devil’s Gate. Sort of? Not really?
- Dean will spend most of the season being sad and manpain-y about his impending death. ACTUALLY HE WASN’T. Like I said in my reviews for this season, I should have known he’d be in denial most of the time.
- Sam will spend most of the season trying to find a way to release Dean from his deal with the Crossroads Demon. I got a thing right!
- More Bobby! Always. ALWAYS more Bobby.
- More Ellen! Damn. 🙁
- More Jo! WHERE IS SHE. SERIOUSLY.
- An episode with vampires! HAHAHAHAHAH I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK, THIS IS THE WORST.
- Another meta episode! YES. More than one, actually!
- We won’t see John Winchester again. We did hear his voice in the worst way, though.
- CAN WE HAVE BOBBY’S BACKSTORY PLEASE. Shut up Mark SHUT UP TAKE IT BACK.
- I think we’ll see Dean pursue a love interest in some way, but it will be deliberately temporary, since he believes he’s going to die in a year. HEY. This isn’t a bad prediction! It didn’t pan out, but it’s an interesting idea.
- At least once, we’ll get a Winchester flashback scene. Bonus points if it’s a full episode! Not a full episode, but GOD. Winchester kids = not okay at all.
- We’ll see Agent Henriksen again! S O B B I N G. I’M STILL ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
- We’ll also see one exorcism in the season. ONE? TRY LIKE A MILLION.
- My prediction for the finale: Sam discovers a way to undo Dean’s deal, but in doing so, he basically takes it over or makes a deal of his own. Sorry not sorry, I just love role reversals a lot. No, this is definitely the worst. 100% the worst. 1000000% wrong forever.
Well, that was mostly a failure. Will I be as bad at this for season four? Only time will tell.
Mark Predicts Season 4 of Supernatural
- Dean will somehow be rescued from Hell, but not until at least the second episode of season four.
- The amount of time (relative to Earth time) that Dean spends in Hell will be three months.
- Sam will use dark magic to pull Dean out of Hell.
- Everything will be super fucked up.
- Bobby will be with Sam when they resurrect Dean.
- We will find out that Ruby is not dead; she’ll return but in a new human body.
- She will spend most of season four “training” Sam to use whatever powers he has.
- Dean will struggle very openly with what was done to him (and what he had to do) while in Hell.
- AT LEAST ONE OF THE HARVELLES WILL SHOW UP. PLEASE.
- Let’s get a zombie episode.
- And one about HALLOWEEN. We need a Halloween-themed episode!
- The main plot of season four’s arc will be about Sam/Dean fighting Lilith to stop her demon army thing from taking over the world.
- I believe that Sam will take down Lilith in the final episode of this season.
- But in the process, Sam is going to delve too far into his own “powers.”
- I’m not ready for this.
Bring it on, Supernatural.
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