Mark Watches ‘Sherlock’ Liveblog: The Reichenbach Fall

I can’t. I can’t really deal with this. I can’t even think of anything to say. We’re not going to be okay.

just can we all be prepared to hold one another. I am here for you. Will you be there for me?

Now, this liveblog is going to be different for everyone, since it’s not airing officially in the United States. Like all liveblogs with relative airings, this liveblog starts when you have access to “The Reichenbach Fall.” Use the comments below as your glorious canvas. In order to avoid spoilers, please try to avoid going back and commenting on comments made on the front page so those of us who are liveblogging can stick to the front page to leave them.

The review (and my own eulogy) will go up on Monday.

god help us all

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474 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Sherlock’ Liveblog: The Reichenbach Fall

  1. Vikinhaw says:

    Wow Moriarty has been planning this for a while.

  2. psycicflower says:

    And Sherlock knows what comes next.

  3. ….Molly is going to die. omg

  4. psycicflower says:

    'You're wrong you know. You do count.'

  5. VicarPants says:

    Mollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  6. Vikinhaw says:

    I think Moriarty's final plan isn't to kill Sherlock but John cause that will 'destroy' him.

  7. psycicflower says:

    I sweat to god Mycroft, if you are involved in that you are officially off my favourite character list.

  8. Or maybe not.

    Someone has to die though right?

  9. chichichimaera says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Oh man I totally wrote this in a fic last year.)

  10. Vikinhaw says:

    Mycroff, you traitor!

  11. Hacing a lot of trouble with this whole "keycode" thing.

  12. VicarPants says:

    THAT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD MYCROFT.

  13. psycicflower says:

    Screw you Mycroft!

  14. psycicflower says:

    Sherlock no 🙁

  15. THE TIME LORDS are RETURNING

  16. chichichimaera says:

    STOP GOING OFF ALONE PLACES WITH EVIL MASTERMINDS SHERLOCK.

  17. Sherlock definitely has a scheming face.

  18. VicarPants says:

    NO. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOP YOU FUCKING *MORON*.

  19. VicarPants says:

    MRS. HUDSON. ;__;

  20. chichichimaera says:

    HES JUST TRYING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE WAY JOHN DON'T FALL FOR IT.

  21. psycicflower says:

    !!!!!! Mrs Hudson!!! Or is it set up by Sherlock to get rid of John and protect him.

  22. VicarPants says:

    Disco theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!

  23. The skyline is amazing. I <3 how pretty all this is

  24. kick him off the roof

  25. Vikinhaw says:

    Staying alive is like his theme song now.

  26. chichichimaera says:

    Having a little existential crisis Jim.

  27. VicarPants says:

    Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one who still uses "doofus".

  28. VicarPants says:

    FUCK YOU IPLAYER.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

  29. chichichimaera says:

    'You're just getting that now?' ROFLMAO.

  30. VicarPants says:

    YOU FORGOT TO COUNT MOLLY MORIARTY

    SHE IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

  31. psycicflower says:

    can't liveblog. too tense

  32. Vikinhaw says:

    WHAT!

  33. THERE ARE TEN MINUTES LEFT OMG

  34. VicarPants says:

    holy fuck

  35. Graylien says:

    WHAT??!!!!!

  36. Vikinhaw says:

    DID HE REALLY!

  37. VicarPants says:

    what the fucking fuck

  38. VicarPants says:

    what is this i don't even

  39. chichichimaera says:

    Oh hi there possibly Moran sniper

  40. VicarPants says:

    jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

  41. Vikinhaw says:

    Noooo. This can't be the end of Sherlock. Please nooooooo.

  42. VicarPants says:

    JOHN NO

  43. VicarPants says:

    NO

  44. chichichimaera says:

    Noooooo Sherlock don't do it! ;_; ;_;

  45. VicarPants says:

    NO FUCKING WAY

  46. …but how was Molly going to help him? HOWWWW?

    • Scottish Eddie says:

      Ol neenatvat n obql sebz gur zbethr

      • That's what I was thinking, but then I started wondering if it was explicitly pointed out and I just missed it somehow.

        • VicarPants says:

          It'll all be explained to us later, I think…
          Ohg lrnu, fur'f tbg sevraqf va fpehof jvgu fgergpuref. Naq gurl cebonoyl neenatrq sbe gung thl ba gur ovxr gb qvfbevrag Wbua ybat rabhtu sbe gurz gb uvqr gur genzcbyvar naq fdhveg fbzr qvyhgrq pbea flehc & erq sbbq qlr ba naq nebhaq Fureybpx'f urnq.

          • Tauriel_ says:

            This is a good theory.

          • tzikeh says:

            Vs n crefba uvg n genzcbyvar nsgre snyyvat 70sg, gurl'q tb evtug guebhtu vg. Gurer'f ab genzcbyvar.

            Jngpu gur gehpx shyy bs tneontr ontf–fvggvat gurer ol gur cnirzrag juvyr Fureybpx vf ba gur ebbs, naq gura pnfhnyyl qevivat njnl whfg nsgre uvf obql vf "qvfpbirerq." Frrzf bqq, ab?

            Abgr ubj Fureybpx znxrf fher Wbua vf fgnaqvat va n fcbg jurer ur'q or noyr gb frr Fureybpx snyy, ohg abg *ynaq*. Fureybpx rira *qverpgf* uvz nf gb rknpgyl jurer gb fgnaq.

            Crbcyr jub whzc sebz ohvyqvatf qb abg ynaq evtug arkg gb gur ohvyqvat gurl whzc sebz — gurer vf n funyybj nep — juvpu zrnaf Fureybpx ynaqrq ba n guvpx cvyr bs cynfgvp ontf cnpxrq jvgu fbzrguvat gung jbhyq jbex yvxr na vasyngrq fghag zng. Gura ur'q qerapu uvf fpnyc va snxr oybbq naq ebyy bhg bs gur gehpx gb gur cnirzrag. Gur plpyvfg (bar bs Fureybpx'f ubzryrff argjbex) jnf frg hc gb fvqr-fjvcr Wbua gb xrrc uvz sebz trggvat gurer *gbb* dhvpxyl (v.r. gb frr Fureybpx trg bhg bs gur gehpx), juvyr gur crbcyr fheebhaqvat Fureybpx — zber bs gur ubzryrff argjbex (jul ryfr zragvba uvf ubzryrff argjbex va gur rcvfbqr, fvapr gurl qvqa'g npghnyyl qb nalguvat, rkprcg gb znxr hfr bs nyy bs gurz va guvf fprar). Ur arrqrq Zbyyl nf n pb-pbafcvengbe gb qrpyner uvz qrnq.

  47. VicarPants says:

    fsakj;gOIUDSNVJKADSNKJLjdklagsgdjskhgsdajk;lfndjdfksjka;dfsg

  48. Graylien says:

    ALLTHETEARS 🙁 🙁 🙁

  49. SHERLOCK'S FACE.

    WATSON. OMG.

  50. Vikinhaw says:

    No, John, don't loose faith in Sherlock. 🙁

  51. chichichimaera says:

    STOP USING JOHN TO FAKE YOUR DEATH

  52. VicarPants says:

    MOLLY. TIEM TO BUST THE DOOR DOWN WITH AN AK47

  53. VicarPants says:

    WHY ARE YOU MAKING JOHN WATCH YOU SICK FUCK

  54. VicarPants says:

    WHatohawfaswrqghh

  55. chichichimaera says:

    Canon says it's fake but I really don't get how it can be they wouldn't change that would they would they???

    • tzikeh says:

      Jngpu gur gehpx shyy bs tneontr ontf–fvggvat gurer ol gur cnirzrag juvyr Fureybpx vf ba gur ebbs, naq gura pnfhnyyl qevivat njnl whfg nsgre uvf obql vf "qvfpbirerq." Frrzf bqq, ab?

      Abgr ubj Fureybpx znxrf fher Wbua vf fgnaqvat va n fcbg jurer ur'q or noyr gb frr Fureybpx snyy, ohg abg *ynaq*. Fureybpx rira *qverpgf* uvz nf gb rknpgyl jurer gb fgnaq.

      Crbcyr jub whzc sebz ohvyqvatf qb abg ynaq evtug arkg gb gur ohvyqvat gurl whzc sebz — gurer vf n funyybj nep — juvpu zrnaf Fureybpx ynaqrq ba n guvpx cvyr bs cynfgvp ontf cnpxrq jvgu fbzrguvat gung jbhyq jbex yvxr na vasyngrq fghag zng. Gura ur'q qerapu uvf fpnyc va snxr oybbq naq ebyy bhg bs gur gehpx gb gur cnirzrag. Gur plpyvfg (bar bs Fureybpx'f ubzryrff argjbex) jnf frg hc gb fvqr-fjvcr Wbua gb xrrc uvz sebz trggvat gurer *gbb* dhvpxyl (v.r. gb frr Fureybpx trg bhg bs gur gehpx), juvyr gur crbcyr fheebhaqvat Fureybpx — zber bs gur ubzryrff argjbex (jul ryfr zragvba uvf ubzryrff argjbex va gur rcvfbqr, fvapr gurl qvqa'g npghnyyl qb nalguvat, rkprcg gb znxr hfr bs nyy bs gurz va guvf fprar). Ur arrqrq Zbyyl nf n pb-pbafcvengbe gb qrpyner uvz qrnq.

  56. zooomg. But is that really Sherlock's body?

  57. VicarPants says:

    my face

    i can't feel it

  58. VicarPants says:

    vomit vomit vomit forever

  59. Vikinhaw says:

    I can't even T_T

  60. VicarPants says:

    HE'S IN SHOCK GIVE HIM A BLANKET

  61. Graylien says:

    BRB dying of sad

  62. chichichimaera says:

    Please please give us a three years in the future tag and make everything happy again.

  63. VicarPants says:

    wait, is Mrs. Hudson okay?

  64. Vikinhaw says:

    Why did they have to tease us with the face reveal. I was thinking it's not him I can't see the face therefore it's not him, OH SHIT IT IS HIM. Moffat, why? This is cruel.

  65. I can imagine Sherlock listening to John's moment and going "Really? Is that it?"

  66. Vikinhaw says:

    'Don't be dead' T_T

  67. VicarPants says:

    oh god the reflection in the tombstone

  68. This is going to destroy Mark. Oh man.

  69. VicarPants says:

    YES TO THE FUCK YEAH

  70. VicarPants says:

    NOW HOW?

  71. chichichimaera says:

    Fucking crying so hard during John's speech at the end there oh my god.

  72. psycicflower says:

    SHERLOCK LOVES JOHN SO MUCH HE GAVE HIM THE MIRACLE OF NOT BEING DEAD. NOW GO FUCKING TELL HIM!!!!!!

  73. Vikinhaw says:

    I'm glad you're alive but YOU NEED TO GO OVER AND TELL JOHN, SHERLOCK, AND SAY SORRY FOR MAKING US CRY!

  74. Graylien says:

    WHAT?HOW? A clone, a trick, Ghost Sherlock?
    If there is no season 3 I will cry forever

      • Graylien says:

        Didn't we see his face though? Of course it was through Johns concussion goggles, so it could have been.

        • amyalices says:

          We saw a face, but it was kind of… bloody.

          I thought it looked more like Matt Smith than BCumberbatch, but that might just be my brain exploding.

        • Aris Katsaris says:

          Two possibilities I can think of:
          – Sherlock was the body on the ground, but it wasn't the body we saw falling. He switched it somehow
          – Sherlock put a Sherlock-looking mask on Moriarty's body.

          Either way Moriarty's body is the one that was being dropped, furthered by the fact that the newsreport in Watson's blog doesn't mention "Rich Brook" being found dead on the hospital's rooftop.

          And either way Molly's help is required to fake the autopsy results.

          • tehrevel says:

            There was also a garbage truck right next to where he landed and Holmes mentioned his homeless person secret service earlier in the episode. The crowd or the guy on the bike could have been them, he also made sure John stayed in place so he couldn't see below a certain point of the building Holmes was on top of.

    • MrsGillianO says:

      Apparently S3 has been confirmed.

  75. psycicflower says:

    I spent from the start of the rooftop on with my hands covering my mouth and only making noises of shock or sadness in between.
    Fuck you Cumberbatch, Freeman, Gatiss, Moffat and everyone else involved with this show.

  76. MrsGillianO says:

    Bloody hell.

    Just don't be. Dead.

    Buffy spoiler:

    Ur fnirq gur jbeyq. Dhvgr n ybg.

  77. psycicflower says:

    Mam just walked into the room and asked why I was smiling. It's because my emotions are confused and don't know what to do anymore!!!!

  78. TheFormerAstronomer says:

    OK so I've spent the day reading GRRM and the evening watching this.

    I need a hug!

  79. Proper_Matt says:

    "Vgf whfg n zntvp gevpx"

    Jul qvq Wbua UNIR gb fgnaq rknpgyl gurer….JURER UR JNF HANOYR GB FRR FUREYBPX UVG GUR TEBHAQ

    Thrff jub jnf ba gur ovxr *jvax*

    • nextboy1 says:

      Pretty much all my thoughts, but also:

      V jbhyq unir zhpu cersreerq vg gb raq jvgu gur pnzren cnaavat bire gb Zbyyl jvgu n yvggyr fzvyr ba ure snpr, engure guna npghnyyl fubj Fureybpx. V guvax gur jevgref ner gelvat gb znxr gur ivrjref, yvxr Zbevnegl, sbetrg Zbyyl, ohg V'z abg fher vg jnf nyy gung rssrpgvir. Oevyyvnag rcvfbqr, ohg n yvggyr punatr V jbhyq unir znqr, V'z fher gur npghny, sne zber gnyragrq jevgref unir orggre ernfbaf guna zvar gubhtu.

  80. psycicflower says:

    So I am full of random scattered thoughts right now but burning the heart out of Sherlock wasn't really just threatening his friends, but making them lose trust and faith in him and, more importantly, losing their friendship. The whole media storm was just part of the build up to that. Hence the focus on Sherlock trying to convince John what Moriarty said was true and passing it on to everyone. And fuck I love you John for never, ever doubting or losing faith in Sherlock, even when he was telling you himself.

  81. Didgy says:

    I can't breathe. It finished quarter of an hour ago and I still can't breathe

  82. nextboy1 says:

    No-one, but no-one, does sad like Martin Freeman, *takes breath to compose*, it's just something in my eye, ok?

  83. enchantedsleeper says:

    Gah… I know this episode is available to watch but @_@ I DON'T KNOW IF I AM READY FOR IT YET.

    Also woooah, that's like four times as many comment pages as there usually are by this point.

  84. psycicflower says:

    <img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2qdtl5i.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> source

    I hate you Moffat for dragging us along!

  85. 4EyedBlonde says:

    How're y'all holding up in here?
    ….
    Not good?

  86. Albion19 says:

    Holy shit you guys.

    I don't understand how he survived. The man was dead! Can Molly bring people back from the dead? Is that it?

    • psycicflower says:

      Technically we never got visual confirmation he was dead, just a banged up body. John tried to take his pulse but was too disorientated by being knocked over/being pulled back by the crowd to take it.

      • Albion19 says:

        But he fell all that way. On his head. There was blood.

        Obvs he survived but it's miraculous.

        • psycicflower says:

          Given it's Sherlock and he was the one who invited Moriarty up to the roof, I'm assuming he worked something out in regards to heights and ways of falling/landing that would minimise the damage to himself. He is the kind of person who'd know really random stuff like that. But that could just be fannish handwaving headcanon.

          • Genny_ says:

            I am fairly sure it IS *possible* to survive a fall from that height, just incredibly unlikely. It's possible his plan just had a high chance of failure, it's possible he worked some stuff out to maximise his chance of survival… I don't know, now I'm going to obsess over it. (I did assume all the blood was either his and drained before he went up to the roof and spilled when he fell, orrr somebody else's, though.)

            • OR his chatter to John on the phone somehow hypnotised him into thinking it was Sherlock aided with a concussion….and Molly gave Sherlock a handy corpse.

              Or something,.

              • Genny_ says:

                I did wonder. (I assume the body they buried was from her, at least.) But… I don't know. HMM.

                (Interesting though- if Molly *is* in on it, he must trust her a hell of a lot to not screw up and tell.)

                • But she'd understand about it being the only way he would survive surely?

                  • Genny_ says:

                    Well to put it into perspective, in the original stories he didn't tell WATSON because he thought he'd be given away. Only Mycroft, and only because he HAD to. I just think it's interesting that he apparently thinks Molly will be good enough at lying. (Or maybe he didn't tell her exactly what he was going to do and she does think he's dead?)

                    • VicarPants says:

                      I think it's that he doubts anyone will think to ask Molly; by her own admission, she doesn't count.

                      Except that she does. >:}

                    • Genny_ says:

                      If it turns out that Molly Hooper is the one who enables the entire plan to go into motion, I am going to be so damn happy, I can't lie. Because Molly Hooper deserves to be a quiet, unassuming badass.

                    • VicarPants says:

                      I think there's no denying that we all identify with Molly on some level. Which is why she needs a win.

                      Also maybe she and Watson could get married. It wouldn't be the truest of loves but they would be super-cute and friendly.

                    • I'm shipping Molly/Lestrade bigtime right now. No real idea why other than Lestrade's little face at the reveal of her Christmas party outfit.

                    • Genny_ says:

                      I think they'd be good for each other. They're sort of normal-but-understands-the-weird-stuff.

            • tzikeh says:

              Jngpu gur gehpx shyy bs tneontr ontf–fvggvat gurer ol gur cnirzrag juvyr Fureybpx vf ba gur ebbs, naq gura pnfhnyyl qevivat njnl whfg nsgre uvf obql vf "qvfpbirerq." Frrzf bqq, ab?

              Abgr ubj Fureybpx znxrf fher Wbua vf fgnaqvat va n fcbg jurer ur'q or noyr gb frr Fureybpx snyy, ohg abg *ynaq*. Fureybpx rira *qverpgf* uvz nf gb rknpgyl jurer gb fgnaq.

              Crbcyr jub whzc sebz ohvyqvatf qb abg ynaq evtug arkg gb gur ohvyqvat gurl whzc sebz — gurer vf n funyybj nep — juvpu zrnaf Fureybpx ynaqrq ba n guvpx cvyr bs cynfgvp ontf cnpxrq jvgu fbzrguvat gung jbhyq jbex yvxr na vasyngrq fghag zng. Gura ur'q qerapu uvf fpnyc va snxr oybbq naq ebyy bhg bs gur gehpx gb gur cnirzrag.

              Gur plpyvfg (bar bs Fureybpx'f ubzryrff argjbex) jnf frg hc gb fvqr-fjvcr Wbua gb xrrc uvz sebz trggvat gurer *gbb* dhvpxyl (v.r. gb frr Fureybpx trg bhg bs gur gehpx), juvyr gur crbcyr fheebhaqvat Fureybpx — zber bs gur ubzryrff argjbex (jul ryfr zragvba uvf ubzryrff argjbex va gur rcvfbqr, fvapr gurl qvqa'g npghnyyl qb nalguvat, rkprcg gb znxr hfr bs nyy bs gurz va guvf fprar). Ur arrqrq Zbyyl nf n pb-pbafcvengbe gb qrpyner uvz qrnq.

        • tzikeh says:

          We never saw him HIT the ground–just saw him ON the ground.

          Jngpu gur gehpx shyy bs tneontr ontf–fvggvat gurer ol gur cnirzrag juvyr Fureybpx vf ba gur ebbs, naq gura pnfhnyyl qevivat njnl whfg nsgre uvf obql vf "qvfpbirerq." Frrzf bqq, ab?

          Abgr ubj Fureybpx znxrf fher Wbua vf fgnaqvat va n fcbg jurer ur'q or noyr gb frr Fureybpx snyy, ohg abg *ynaq*. Fureybpx rira *qverpgf* uvz nf gb rknpgyl jurer gb fgnaq.

          Crbcyr jub whzc sebz ohvyqvatf qb abg ynaq evtug arkg gb gur ohvyqvat gurl whzc sebz — gurer vf n funyybj nep — juvpu zrnaf Fureybpx ynaqrq ba n guvpx cvyr bs cynfgvp ontf cnpxrq jvgu fbzrguvat gung jbhyq jbex yvxr na vasyngrq fghag zng. Gura ur'q qerapu uvf fpnyc va snxr oybbq naq ebyy bhg bs gur gehpx gb gur cnirzrag.

          Gur plpyvfg (bar bs Fureybpx'f ubzryrff argjbex) jnf frg hc gb fvqr-fjvcr Wbua gb xrrc uvz sebz trggvat gurer *gbb* dhvpxyl (v.r. gb frr Fureybpx trg bhg bs gur gehpx), juvyr gur crbcyr fheebhaqvat Fureybpx — zber bs gur ubzryrff argjbex (jul ryfr zragvba uvf ubzryrff argjbex va gur rcvfbqr, fvapr gurl qvqa'g npghnyyl qb nalguvat, rkprcg gb znxr hfr bs nyy bs gurz va guvf fprar). Ur arrqrq Zbyyl nf n pb-pbafcvengbe gb qrpyner uvz qrnq.

          • Albion19 says:

            You have some good timing because I'm looking at it this very second, frame by frame.

            He falls and then it cuts to a body hitting the ground.

            I agree I think the bin truck definitely has something to do with it. It's placed exactly where he could have landed and then drives away. I doubt if a driver saw/heard someone hitting the ground they would drive away. Truck driver was in on it.

            The only doubt I have is for the time it would take Sherlock to climb out of the truck and onto the ground. Because the way it's cut together there's no gap for him to do that.

      • amyalices says:

        He made sure John stood in a very particular position. This is how most sleight of hand works, making sure the perspective is right.

        And although I hate it, I'm also fairly sure this is why John had to witness it – he was the only person who Sherlock could make sure would stand in the right position and make the trick work. That, plus a suspiciously large number of medical personnel there immediately… Yeah. That was set up.

        • VicarPants says:

          Well it IS the rooftop of a HOSPITAL.

          But um yes I still concur with your theory I just don't think the SUDDEN MEDICAL TEAM is *too* far-reaching…we don't know how long John was out on the ground.

          • amyalices says:

            I guess so.

            Logically.

            BUT EMOTIONALLY I AM HAPPY WITH MY THEORY OF MOLLY HOOPER BEING A BAMF AND ORGANISING STUFF BEHIND THE SCENES.

            • VicarPants says:

              GOD YES SO ON-BOARD WITH THAT I WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH THAT THEORY AND MY LITTLE HANDKERCHIEF BUNDLE ON A STICK.

            • tzikeh says:

              Oh, it was definitely Molly pulling some strings from behind the scenes for at least part of the plan to work.

  87. psycicflower says:

    Update on John's blog and it's goddamn regioned! Again! http://johnwatsonblog.co.uk/blog/16ajune

    • amyalices says:

      ON IT.

    • amyalices says:

      Blog post: Untitled

      He was my best friend and I'll always believe in him.

      (Video clip)

      STUDIO: "Now, he described himself as the world's only consulting detective, apparently helping the plioce solve a number of baffling cases. But yesterday it was revealed that Sherlock Holmes was a fake, a fraud, and tragically that seems to have lead to his death. Laurie Norris is at St. Bartholomew's Hospital in London, to tell us more."

      NORRIS: "Thanks Sian. Yes, in the early hours of yesterday morning, the man who called himself Sherlock Holmes either jumped or fell to his death from the roof of this very hospital. His death, like his life, a mystery with no clear answers. It's been just over two month since the event, what's come to be known as 'the trial of the century'; James Moriarty, apparently the leader of a huge criminal organisation, was accused of attempting to steal the Crown Jewels and conspiring to break into the Bank of England. The star witness was the internet sensation, the so-called 'blogger-detective' Sherlock Holmes. Moriarty, however, was sensationally acquitted of all charges, and yesterday the almost unbelievable truth was revealed: James Moriarty was an actor, Richard Brook, hired by Sherlock Holmes to convince the police and public alike that he was a genius. Many of the crimes he was said to have committed simply didn't happen – and the blog which made Sherlock famous was revealed to be nothing more than a work of fiction. Whilst it's still unclear as to why he did what he did, the truth revealed in a national newspaper yesterday was that Sherlock Holmes was nothing more than a fantasist, and without wishing to speculate, it appears that the truth may have caught up with him, and this then tragically led him to take his own life."

      STUDIO: "So, a real man of mystery then?"

      "Well, apparently so, and so many unanswered questions. I mean, we still don't really know… who he was."

      "No, or why he did what he did, a sad end, though – to a real tragedy."

      (Beat.)

      "The lovely boys from JLS are joining us after the weather to tell us about their new single."

      (End video clip)

      Comments disabled.

    • bradycardia says:

      Have you tried using TunnelBear? I use it to watch the iPlayer and works really well. It's free for a certain amount of data each month…

  88. nextboy1 says:

    Gur Ervpuraonpu Snyy = Gur Evpuneq Oebbx snyy = OBQLFJNC!!!

  89. Genny_ says:

    oh my fucking god

    I can't

    even

    I was remarking that as a Holmes fan the brilliance here isn't so much in what is told (we all know, or people who know the stories do, there are no real consequences; Sherlock doesn't die) as in the telling. That was such a brilliant warping of FINA. Oh my gooood.

    • 4EyedBlonde says:

      Yeah, that's probably the only reason why I didn't burst into tears. Because I knew Sherlock was alive and Moffatiss were just trolling us. Then again, I am still a little emotionally unstable.
      MARTIN FREEMAN WINS ALL THE AWARDS

      • Genny_ says:

        I honestly cried more than I would have if he had actually died, I think. Because somehow, knowing that what John is feeling isn't necessary- and possibly Mycroft, too, they left it ambiguous as to whether he knows- and everyone… made it harder. I can deal with characters dying better than I can them grieving, somehow.

        ALL. THE. AWARDS. He does such real, genuine, *quiet* pain.

        • psycicflower says:

          Ditto here. It's when the characters I care for are sad or grieving that I get teary eyed or, rarely, cry.

          ALL. THE. AWARDS. He does such real, genuine, *quiet* pain.
          Fuck you, he's going to win another BAFTA!

        • VicarPants says:

          Seriously. It's not the people who are dead who suffer.

          *claws face off*

        • robin_comments says:

          Yeah, I honestly did not expect to cry at all or be very moved, because I was like BUT HE GETS BETTER. SHERLOCK IS FINE.

          It's Watson, though, that's the kicker. His scene at Sherlock's grave made me teary-eyed because of what his character was going through and how fucking tragic it was that he was being made to suffer and mourn like this.

  90. Genny_ says:

    QUESTION. Do we think Jim is dead or 'dead'? I was talking with my Dad and he thinks it was a blank in the gun and one of those blood squib things.

    • psycicflower says:

      I hope he's 'dead' but I'm not sure. Aren't blanks supposed to do a lot of damage at point blank range anyway? Or did I just make that up from somewhere?

      • Genny_ says:

        Probably, but gunshot wounds in the mouth should also leave more than blood on the ground, so: possible artistic license?

        • Re: the blood thing, artistic license. Often you have to simply accept things with TV shows and this might be the case. However, I had earlier just accepted that the "keycode" that Moriarty had was real despite the fact that that was completely ridiculous. But then he called Sherlock a dufus for believing it and I basically got told. So now I don't know what to believe; anything could be intentional.

          • Genny_ says:

            Oh, that bit of meta misdirection was such gold. We believe it because stories *do* that and then nope, sucker. So yeah, hell knows; playing on the audience's expectation/observations makes a lot of sense for a Sherlock Holmes adaptation, after all.

      • Graylien says:

        Blanks probably would kill from that distance, you're not allowed to fire them closer than 10 feet in training, but I was just in the cadets so it might be different for the real army.

        • maccyAkaMatthew says:

          Blanks in a real gun would, but you can also get stage guns that vent through the sides and the top of the barrel. Putting one in your mouth isn't especially safe, but it probably wouldn't kill you – and certainly not in TV land.

    • consmot says:

      I want him to be alive, but Sherlock would've checked. He'd have definitely checked. If he was on a rooftop long enough to execute his own escape, there's no way something that major would've flown under the radar of the great Sherlock Holmes.

    • tehrevel says:

      You can't take the amount of blood to mean anything one way or the other really. TV never shows what an actual gunshot wound does, it's either incredibly clean and quick or it bleeds a little but you get enough time to have an emotional one to one with someone and then you die.

      • tzikeh says:

        You can't take the amount of blood to mean anything one way or the other really.

        Except there was brain matter in the blood.

    • tzikeh says:

      Very, very dead. There was brain matter in the blood flowing from the back of Moriarty's skull.

  91. VicarPants says:

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    vs Zbyyl guvaxf gung Fureybpx qbrfa'g guvax fur pbhagf

    gura Zbevnegl guvaxf gung Fureybpx qbrfa'g guvax fur pbhagf

    gur qvssrerapr orvat gung Fureybpx QBRF guvax fur pbhagf

    <3 SEVRAQFUVC VF ZNTVP

  92. Didgy says:

    Mark, when you're ready, we're here for you.

    Because frankly, I think you're going to need us.

  93. amyalices says:

    *WEEPING.*

    SHERLOCK YOU CARE – EXCEPT SO NEAR AND YET SO FAR, HOW CAN YOU LEAVE JOHN IN THE DARK LIKE THAT.

    But I LOVE that it was totally Molly who helped him orchestrate that. Molly Hooper FTW, people!

  94. psycicflower says:

    Come on episode download faster! There are too many gifs I want to make!

  95. amyalices says:

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    (ROT13-d just in case someone scrolls over before seeing the episode.)

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    (Ivqrb pyvc)

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    (Orng.)

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  96. ferriswheeljunky says:

    THIS PROGRAMME HAS TOTALLY VALIDATED MY ELEVEN YEARS OF LEARNING GERMAN.

    brb, marrying Martin Freeman's pain

  97. MsSméagol says:

    OK, Martin Freeman deserves ALL THE AWARDS for this. He is just brilliant beyond belief.

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