As promised (though much later than I intended), we are going to host an epic, nearly-four-hour-long liveblog to tackle Team Starkid’s A Very Potter Sequel musical. This is in celebration of the final Harry Potter movie being released next week, and because I have put this off too long. Grab your potato babies, your best singing voice, and join the Starkid party!
FINALLY I GET TO DO THIS.
Let’s try to break the comment record of Mark Watches AVPM, shall we?
We’re going to use the same format as last time. There will be a 2-3 gap in between when we start the next part of each video to accommodate people with slower Internet connections who have to load a YouTube video. There will also be a 15 minute intermission between Acts I & II for bathroom breaks and reloading your bowl of potato babies, the official Mark Does Stuff snack of the gods. Use the schedule below to time when to start each section, or to join in later if you can’t make it when it start.
This liveblog will begin on July 10, 2011 at 9:00am PDT. This is going to be very long and I have ~things to do~ in the afternoon, so I don’t want it to run super late. Please consult a world clock to determine what time this will be for you.
All right, let’s get on to the schedule! All times are PDT below.
ACT I
9:00am: Part 1
9:09am: Part 2
9:21am: Part 3
9:30am: Part 4
9:38am: Part 5
9:48am: Part 6
9:57am: Part 7
10:04am: Part 8
10:13am: Part 9
10:25am: Part 10
10:32am: Part 11
10:39am: Part 12
10:47am: Part 13
11:00am: Part 14
11:11am: Part 15
11:20am: Part 16
INTERMISSION – 15 MINUTES
ACT II
11:41am: Part 1
11:52am: Part 2
12:00pm: Part 3
12:08pm: Part 4
12:17pm: Part 5
12:24pm: Part 6
12:35pm: Part 7
12:44pm: Part 8
12:52pm: Part 9
1:02pm: Part 10
1:11pm: Part 11
1:18pm: Part 12
1:25pm: Part 13
1:37pm: Part 14
Whew!!! See you all on Sunday!!
Umbridge!
JOE WALKER I LOVE YOU MARRY ME.
ONE TIME A DEMENTOR KISSED HER AND IT DIED
And it… DIED.
He wears a pink dress and is still sexy as hell!
Walk this way! *silly prance*
I love how the two most evil charactersin the series are played by the same actor in the musicals.
Is it a prereq for Death Eaters to also be ballet dancers? Just curious…
Oh my god, part 6 is my favorite part in either of the musicals. Oh my god.
I don't like this bit. I find it waaay too creepy to laugh at it D:
Young Frankenstein reference! "Walk this way!" *trots*
I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THIS!!!
"Didn't you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father" HAHAHAHA!!!!!
I haven't seen you since you were a little baby. Then you grew up into a sexy little bitch like your father.
I love how Mark's like "Snape = best entrance ever, y/y?" and then in walks Umbridge like, OH REALLY?
Well if it isn't Harry fuckin' Potter
GAY AS THE FOURTH OF JULY
Gay as the fourth of July,
The…the…sculpted, defined shoulders…and the…visible, toned muscles through that tastefully pink dress with the little pink fascinator…
IT'S AS BAD AS THE ABS IN THE FIRST ONE, when will I learn that plot is more important than the sexyfine, even if it is some fine sexyfine right there
AHEMMM.
Ahem.
SCARFIE???!?!
Scarfy, ha ha!
That scarf is adorable.
THAT VOICE. HOW DOES HE KEEP IT UP?
It's magic! I mean really, he even does it while singing.
Scarfy is the best.
WHY IS THIS NOT REAL. SRSLY.
UMBRIDGE. <3
I want to use Umbridge's monologue to audition for things. If anyone would understand it.
Fuck, his arms…
Fuck, his everything
If I were one of those girls, I would totally be crying like the pigtail girl.
I love his speech pattern.
That smile over Cho's shoulder OMG this is so creepy!
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THIS IS PERFECT!
I wonder what Joe Walker's REAL voice sounds like…
He came onstage when I went to see Darren Criss a few nights ago and duetted with him on 'Gettin' Along'. His real voice is… hot. Quel suprise. I don't really know how else to describe it 😛 And he did his Umbridge voice on the line 'One of the boys? I do?' and my ovaries exploded slightly
I went to see him at Borderline 5.30pm show, oh my days.
I'm gonna make your time at Hogwarts as totally awesome as possible!
"I like to think of y'all as my daughters. That makes me your MAMA."
Shudder.
THAT MAKES ME YO MAMA…
I AM SO CREEPED OUT BY THE IDEA OF UMBRIDGE AS A MAMA
And that makes me your maaaaaamaaaaaaa.
Umbridge you are literally making my head hurt
Joe Walker shaved his limbs and got a french manicure for this part. Now THAT is dedication!
UNLESS THEY'RE CUTE, AHAHAHA.
BEST UMBRIDGE EVER
I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off.
der der der der der
AVPS + MEAN GIRLS = <33333
Dur dur dur dur.
UMBRIDGE LAUGH FTW.
I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off. *SRS BSNS FACE*
THE UMBRIDGE WAY!
"But seriously, girls…if I catch you with any boys, or alcohol…I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off!"
-death stare-
HIS STARE, AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dolores girl, put down that cheesecake.
i can't decide which mother is scarier, Umbridge or Mrs. Coulter
THE UMBRIDGE WAY.
hehehehe… hehehehehh… ah DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
Totes not the Umbridge voice I was expecting.
Human tears are very natural.
"When I was a young human . . . "
Anyone reminded of that weird Twilight scene where Edward eats Bella's tear? 😀
UMBRIDGE VS. CHUCK NORRIS, who would win? I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
It's not even a competition. Does Chuck eat only protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks? I DON'T THINK SO!
Umbridge
BECAUSE SHE IS WOMAN
HEAR HER SMASH
you have to be stronger than a man, you have to be a WOMAN
"Dolores, girl. YOu put down that cheesecake. You throw out that fondue."
I am wo-man, HEAR ME SMASH!
I am woman….hear me…SMASH!!!!
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME SMASH
totally quoting this wherever I go now
nobody will understand me
it will be worth it
I think I'm going to have nightmares of Umbridge tonight.
Nightmares? Don't you mean dreams.
I think me and Umbridge would have a very complicated relationship. It'll be a little bit of both
Protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS.
Protein shakes, falcon eggs and ROCKS.
What a diet…
AND I ATE NOTHING BUT PROTEIN SHAKES, FALCON EGGS AND ROCKS!
Protein Shakes, Falcon Eggs, and Rocks.
I may or may not be able to recite Umbridge's entire monologue here.
OHMIGOD THAT FACE
That stare
Except for you Cho Chang. You don't gotta do a goddamn thing.
That laugh!
CREEPY FACE. That face gives clowns nightmares
Slasher smile.
Frumpy little turds like us– I mean… like YOOOU.
I can't decidewhich is scarier- Book!Umbridge, or this Umbridge. For real.
The head turn, I'm dying, ahahahahaha.
Well that was terrifying.
Did we break it? I'm not seeing any new comments anymore! 🙁
I don't think so….
Not sure if that was hilarious or terrifying.
Why not both?
it was hilarifying! …Terrarious?
Yes. Yes it was.
Terryfying.Totally.
Overall this is really good but I'm so over the lol Hermione is gross looking jokes.
Me, too.
I think it's supposed to be a parody of "Hollywood Ugly", or that overdone trope of a frumpy girl getting a makeover and *gasp*! She is pretty! But yeah, it does get old pretty fast for my taste.
I dunno, if that's the case, I don't really get that out of it.
We're not losing to Slytherin.. or Ravenclaw.. or Jigglypuff.
"Who invited Boo Radley?"
"There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or Jigglypuff."
Literature burn and pokemon reference! Very good Lupin, very good.
SATANIC RITUALS
There's something weird to me about the idea of school bells in Hogwarts…
Also, Satantic Rituals class ftw!
The best class is definitely satanic rituals
SATANIC RITUALS, AHAHAHA.
HERMIN
Cut myself a gigantic freaking slice of a chocolate sponge cake with two different types of icing that I made myself just yesterday <3
Enjoying this in style, ooooh yes.
"Best class is definitely satanic ritualism."
AGREED
Sports are bad for your teeth.
Girlfrieds. *boob grab*
WIZARD DEBATE CLUB. lol.
Poor Herman.
Don't forget to pause between videos and stick to Mark's schedule everyone.
Yeah, I was also wondering how people were so early. I started right at 09.57, but still didn't have that Jigglypuff sentence before I read that here in the comments.
JIGGLYPUFF
IM DEAD
Best House.
"Yeah, my favourite class is definitely satanic rituals…"
BURN.
Boo Radley is a kind, sensitive soul, Lupin. You leave him alone!