Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog: The Impossible Astronaut

IT’S BACK!!!! After a long wait for the rest of the world and like…three weeks for yours truly, Doctor Who has returned to our television screens! As promised, this is the first of our weekly liveblogs for the new episodes of the sixth series. Join us!

A;LKSDJF A;LKDJSF A;DJSHFAKSDLJF I AM SO EXCITED

Stetsons are cool.

So I know the obvious question is brewing in your brain. BUT MARK, HOW DO WE HAVE A LIVEBLOG FOR SOMETHING THAT AIRS AT DIFFERENT TIMES ALL OVER THE WORLD? Don’t worry, my children, I will show you the way.

This liveblog starts relative to you. So if it is airing on your television, start liveblogging away in the comments. We already do this with Fringe and it works rather nicely. To avoid seeing spoilery comments regarding the episode from past livebloggers, I merely stay on the first page of comments and comment away, only going back after it’s over in order to comment on what other people said.

Sound fine? Just make sure not to post spoilers before this episode airs.

The review for “The Impossible Astronaut” will go up on Monday! Huzzah! Enjoy, Watchers!

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845 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog: The Impossible Astronaut

  1. Spugsy says:

    Less than an hour and a half to wait! I am too excited for words!

  2. psycicflower says:

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    Ahem. Yes, I'm quite looking forward to tonight's episode.

  3. Shiyiya says:

    SO EXCITE.

  4. NB2000 says:

    OMG IT'S FINALLY HERE! YAAAAY!
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    With the episode, the CBBC tribute to Elisabeth Sladen (I'm going to cry, I just know it) and Confidential it's a solid hour and 45 minutes of Who-ness (that's totally a word!)

  5. Stephen_M says:

    Argh, dilemma, to liveblog or not… I think I'm gonna go with a first impressions post instead, tends to be too much happening in Moffat stories to guarantee you won't miss something important if not paying attention. Oh, and I believe there's a tribute to Liz Sladen on BBC Three straight after the episode as well for those in the UK *sniff*

    • NB2000 says:

      Yeah I'm still debating whether to liveblog or not. Do I want to juggle windows while still trying to pay attention? (I livestream through the iPlayer as there's no TV near my computer) I know I'll end up watching the episode fifty times in the next week anyway but there's nothing like watching it the first time.

      • psycicflower says:

        Same here. I can't decide. I think I'll have the liveblog open just in case but I may end up being a lot quieter than I usually am in say the Fringe liveblog.

      • Stephen_M says:

        Hmm, we could always rewatch at 7 and liveblog that? Whose gonna notice one hour more or less with all these different timezones? 😉

        Less than an hour! Just time to do a happy dance and get some food cooked for me and my better half before Team TARDIS is back! Yay! More 11! More Amy and Rory! Possible answers about River! Much BAMFing all over the place! Much staring at Karen's hair and remarking on its awesomeness! And somehow I've made it all this way with no major spoilers despite the best efforts of twitter, t'interwebs and the BBC.

  6. psycicflower says:

    Those of you with access to CBBC don't forget to turn over at 6.45 to watch a special tribute to Elisabeth Sladen.

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  7. @DemonRa says:

    I haven't been this excited since… well, since a really long time ago, before the age of dinosaurs:D

  8. Jaxx_zombie says:

    This is just a comment (Since I can't participate due to the fact of not having BBCA), but my friend's Sister ended up going to the American premier earlier last week where they showed either the first three or first two episodes… she was horrible to us, because she texted things like "Just getting in line" and "Going inside"….such an evil woman.

    • whyilovebrian says:

      I went to one of those–if she went to the one Stephen Moffat attended, apparently he is encouraging people who already saw the episodes to tease those who haven't! Rude! 😛

  9. @DemonRa says:

    Anyone else get the feeling the internet is going to explode after this episode?

  10. Karen says:

    I wish I could live blog thiiiiis, but my craptastic university housing doesn't have internet in the kitchen (which is where the TV is). WOE.

    But only an hour left! I believe I shall run down to Tesco and pick up some delicious snacks for Doctor Who viewing.

  11. nanceoir says:

    I don't liveblog because I don't do well with the whole split focus thingy. Which is fine, because I don't think I'm going to be coherent anyway:

    <img src="http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/573/strangenoises1.gif"&gt;

    That said, this is me for pretty much all of today.

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  12. Minish says:

    CAN'T…

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    CONTAIN…

    <img src=http://static.tumblr.com/etphv6j/THdlha636/avpm__voldy_dance.gif>

    EXCITEMENT!

    <img src=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/ChocolateFrogs/stuff/gif/abed_dance.gif>

  13. Michelle says:

    Anyone have info on watching this online (after the airing is ok). I don't have cable and I need a reliable site!

  14. psycicflower says:

    HALF AN HOUR TO GO!

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  15. Spugsy says:

    Wow Don't Scare the Hare is truly as awful as it sounded. LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR THOUGH!!!

    • NB2000 says:

      This is the first time I've seen it, first time I've HEARD of it actually. It's…I'm have some trouble processing. The theming and the giant robotic hare thing seem very kids-show but it's adults playing. Weird.

  16. NB2000 says:

    (Roughly) 15 minutes!!! OMGOMGOMG!

  17. Albion19 says:

    15 minutes to go!!

  18. psycicflower says:

    TEN MINUTES TO GO!
    I Am The Doctor

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  19. Albion19 says:

    FIVE MINUTES!

  20. NB2000 says:

    OMG IT'S NEXT!!!!!!

  21. psycicflower says:

    HERE WE GO!!!!!!!! *FLAILS*

  22. Spugsy says:

    It's starting! OMG

  23. psycicflower says:

    Elisabeth Sladen dedication 🙁

  24. NB2000 says:

    CAN I HAVE THAT PAINTING ON MY WALL PLS?

  25. psycicflower says:

    I AM GRINNING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

  26. psycicflower says:

    I AM THE DOCTOR MUSIC!!! OH GOD I'VE MISSED YOU SHOW!

    I love the River Song can just start packing her jail cell and they know to panic.

  27. NB2000 says:

    THE GANG'S BACK TOGETHER! YAY!

  28. psycicflower says:

    OMG! The Doctor has a diary too!

    • Shay_Guy says:

      Well, sure. We've known since Silence in the Library that he'd get one someday. ("OK, shall we do diaries, then?")

  29. NB2000 says:

    OMG HE HAS A DIARY NOW! <3

  30. psycicflower says:

    THEME MUSIC! *hugs the whole show*

  31. NB2000 says:

    OMFG AAAAAAAH WHAT?!

    Aaaaww the Team TARDIS having a picnic, love it.

    • NB2000 says:

      …wait where the hell is the TARDIS?

      • ThreeBooks says:

        I have a bad feeling about that, since we already know that it has exploded for some reason… maybe this time it imploded?

        Maybe Moffat heard all our pleas for "MOAR TARDIS, INSIDE EPISODE PLZ" and was like "Okay, lol, here's what I'll do. I'll put a TARDIS inside the TARDIS and then I'll make it so that the WHOLE WORLD IS INSIDE THE TARDIS."

        …wait, no, that's a silly idea. Forget that idea.

  32. psycicflower says:

    SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
    *FLAILS
    HYPERVENTILATES
    FLAILS SOME MORE.*

  33. psycicflower says:

    O MY GOD!!!
    ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

  34. NB2000 says:

    WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?!

  35. psycicflower says:

    DEAR FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!

  36. psycicflower says:

    Oooo nice. Explanation for Time Lord cremation.

  37. NB2000 says:

    "Gasoline? SO they're gonna give him a Viking funeral?"

    "There's a boat."

    "Okay how did I do that?!"

  38. OH MY GODDDD.

    also a boat – wtf? vikings now?

  39. PositivelyLost says:

    SPECIAL STRAW

  40. psycicflower says:

    Also lol could they make this more American looking.

  41. NB2000 says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL OMG?!

    Aaawww "King of Okay" and hugs, d'aaaawww

  42. psycicflower says:

    F Yeah River, you slap him.

  43. NB2000 says:

    Oh Eleven, honey, you have no idea what's going on and everyone else does, THIS IS AWFUL OMG CAN I HUG EVERYONE?!

  44. Amazed says:

    "And in fairness the universe DID blow up"

  45. NB2000 says:

    rofl meta, Saturdays ARE awesome Doctor!

  46. psycicflower says:

    'A mysterious summons, you think I'm just going to go?' Eh, yeah, that's the kind of thing you jump at.

  47. NB2000 says:

    Yay Mark Sheppard! Hai there!

  48. The Silence says:

    Oh my God they're gonna meet Nixon

  49. psycicflower says:

    I LOVE YOU MARK SHEPPARD!!!

  50. NB2000 says:

    "I hate him." "No you don't" rofl <3 them

  51. psycicflower says:

    I already can't wait for the series 6 soundtrack.

  52. knut_knut says:

    I think my comment was eaten 🙁 but did that child just say his name is Jefferson Adams Hamilton? o_O

  53. NB2000 says:

    "The Legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson" rofl Nice

    • Andrew says:

      I don't even know who Mrs Robinson is but I laughed because of all the pent up excitement. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • Stephen_M says:

      Heh, I love when Moffat goes a wee bit meta. The Nose has been mentioned previously but The Legs and Mrs Robinson are straight out of fandom.

  54. psycicflower says:

    SILENCE!!!!!

  55. NB2000 says:

    OH WELL DONE RORY MAKE HER FORGET THE SILENCE!

    Why is Amy sick?

  56. psycicflower says:

    !!!!!!!

  57. NB2000 says:

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OMG WHAT

  58. knut_knut says:

    OH MY GOD WHAT ALSKJFA;SJD

    The Silence are very well dressed though

  59. NB2000 says:

    SHIT SHIT SHIT WTFUUUUUUUU IS GOING ON THIS IS MADNESS

    Oh and I'm loving it.

  60. psycicflower says:

    Hahaha, 2 founding fathers of America fancied the Doctor.

  61. NB2000 says:

    OMG creepy Darth Vader style breathing

  62. psycicflower says:

    There's only ten minutes left. I don't want it to end.

  63. PositivelyLost says:

    The "he's-hot-when-he's-clever" face would be my default expression too.

  64. psycicflower says:

    'Nothing. She's just a friend.'
    Sure thing Doctor. You keep telling yourself that.

  65. psycicflower says:

    OH MY GOD!!!!

  66. NB2000 says:

    Aaaaah so the sick feeling must be Silent-related if River's getting it too.

  67. psycicflower says:

    Oh River. You're breaking my heart.

  68. NB2000 says:

    "And he won't have the faintest idea who I am?" OH GOD RIVER LET ME HUG YOU!

  69. NB2000 says:

    LODGER TARDIS!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  70. psycicflower says:

    TARDIS interior WTF! Shit it's filled with Silence!

  71. Amazed says:

    "Silence In The Library"'s title takes on a whole new meaning…

  72. psycicflower says:

    OH MY GOD AMY!!!!

  73. NB2000 says:

    OMFG AMY!

    OMFG WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE?!

  74. psycicflower says:

    OH MY GOD AMY DON'T!!!!!

  75. NB2000 says:

    OMG THAT'S AN EVIL PLACE TO END OMFG!

    And now OMG of another kind, the Elisabeth Sladen tribute…*cries forever*

  76. psycicflower says:

    Elisabeth Sladen/Sarah Jane 🙁

  77. knut_knut says:

    AMY WHAT WHAT WHAT

  78. Spugsy says:

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!
    I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK!! HOW WILL I COPE??!!!

  79. Stephen_M says:

    Holy shit… I… Uh…. I'm just gonna bow down to Moffat at this point, mkay? Unbelievably good, so many WTF moments, River's story just keep getting better (and is a wonderful parallel to Amy), Rory working well…. Going to have to rewatch a LOT then try and make sense for Monday's full recap but we're in good hands here folks.

    Oh, and does anyone know how Karen has somehow managed to be even more stunning? That's gotta be against the laws of the universe or something.

    • ArrogantSage says:

      Seriously, dude, that hair. I have never wanted white girl hair as badly as I want hers. Well…maybe Portia De Rossi's. Only hair that ever made me sad for my incredible afro. lol

    • trash_addict says:

      I've always thought Karen was absolutely gorgeous but watching this I realised I'm actually getting distracted by the pretty. So what happened in this entire episode again?

      • Stephen_M says:

        You think that's bad, she's recently done a fashion shoot (was just going to say shoot then remembered the end of last night's episode and thought I'd better clarify 😉 )for a breast cancer charity and some git has put up three full size posters on my route to work. I'm going to have to leave the house at LEAST ten minutes earlier to make it in on time now.
        http://fashiontargetsbreastcancer.org.uk/wp-conte

  80. Sophi says:

    My family are watching it now, we've recorded it 😀 Beginning!–and Elizabeth Sladen 🙁 And holy shit, it just thundered outside wtf we never get thunder here, MY VILLAGE KNOWS I AM WATCHING DOCTOR WHO AND HAS SENT DRAMATIC WEATHER.

    Also, painting win. WANT.

  81. Sophi says:

    RIVERY SONG ILU AND YOUR HAIR.

    "She's doing it again, sir. She's…packing."

  82. psycicflower says:

    Oh god they're reading out messages from children 🙁

    • NB2000 says:

      I was just making it through (and wtfing at Matt's hair) and then that happened and OH GOD TOO SAD

  83. anninyn says:

    THAT WAS FUCKING EXCELLENT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  84. Sophi says:

    oh god Matt Smith I love you so so much. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HATS SO COOL RIVER SONG WILL NEVER LET YOU.

    picnic…IN SPACE! = best thing ever.

    eeeek that personthing that Amy saw 🙁

  85. NB2000 says:

    Well now I'm torn between "I love this song!" and "OH GOD WHY?!"

  86. Sophi says:

    "that's an astronaut…in a lake"

    -cue thunder outside- My village is freaking amazing with the thunder right now, it's like having another soundtrack–

    DOCTOR OH GOD OH GOD DOCTOR ILU YOU CAN'T DIE NO WHO WAS THAT THING WHAT IS GOING ON.

  87. NB2000 says:

    And now time for Confidenital, slight mood whiplash but okay.

  88. Sophi says:

    The music is beautiful right now. It's just gorgeous.

    So who are you, old man? Oooh, is that a hint of a paradox right there? He's done something else, something has happened. This looks like WAIT DOCTOR YOU ARE BACK. WHAT.

    "I'm the King of Okay. Wait, no, that's a rubbish title, never mind."

  89. Sophi says:

    How does the doctor make a straw look badass?

    Also he has amazing lines n'awww doctor. HINTS FOR RIVER SONG, ooooh~ My mind jumped weirdly to her–what if she killed the doctor, omg 🙁 I bet there are millions of wild mass guesses on that front, and that's very obvious, but nnnnng Doctor Who what are you doing to me

    • Pip_Harper says:

      That's what I think. But yeah, it's almost too obvious to be right.

      • Andrew says:

        OR THE DOCTOR KILLED HIMSELF OH GOD WAT? I don't even know what to think, but before that episode I always thought River killed him.

        • Pip_Harper says:

          Maybe. Could really be anyone. But – and I might just be imagining this – I could have sworn I saw I flash of curly blonde distinctly Riverish hair when the helmet opened before we quickly cut away.

          • Andrew says:

            I think I know what you mean, but at the time I thought it was some kind of mangled skin. No idea what is going on.

            • Pip_Harper says:

              Oh, yeah, it did look a bit like the face of a Silence dude as well – but then, I don't think that would be very exciting if it was just one of them in the space suit, seeing as they have been clearly labeled as the baddies – it wouldn't be a massive revelation, exactly.

  90. Sophi says:

    Massive lols forever at the doctor being arrested in the White House.

    <3

  91. Sophi says:

    "It's a Police Box, can't you read?"

    "DO NOT COMPLIMENT THE INTRUDER >["

    Some amazing lines in this script, for real. "Twelve jammy dodgers and a fez". Cue thunder. God, I love this weirdly timed thunder storm–HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT IN THE DOOR IS IT THE SILENCE now the thunder is just terrifying 🙁

  92. Sunshowers says:

    Trying to remember the last time I watched a DW episode through my fingers like I did this one … think I might have been seven?

    Ffffffff.

    Although, uh, wasn't particularly impressed with the treatment of like the only PoC in the entire thing :/

    • znachki says:

      sunshowers – If they were actually staying true to the time, there probably wouldn't have even been a PoC there.

      • Sunshowers says:

        I'm aware of that, yes, but I kinda doubt that was Moffat commentating on the racial prejudice of the era. It'd be a bit of a throwaway manner to do it in if it were, anyways!

    • Burnie says:

      I'm surprised there was a PoC in that scene. Nixon was such a complete racist that a PoC on his security team is in itself science fiction

  93. Sophi says:

    omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. I AM SORT OF SHITTING MYSELF RIGHT NOW AND IT HAS BEGUN RAINING OMINOUSLY

    why is there never anything more terrifying than a dark warehouse or house, seriously.

    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT DOCTOR IT IS BEHIND YOU.

  94. psycicflower says:

    'Just a creepy idea I had once.' And thus more of our nightmares were born.

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    • NB2000 says:

      THE WEAVER OF NIGHTMARES jfc. When he was talking about how much stuff we forget it reminded me that, yeah I am pretty forgetful so NOW I'M REALLY FREAKED OUT OMG.

      • psycicflower says:

        DID YOU SEE SOMETHING? I CAN'T REMEMBER. NOTHING GOING ON HERE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

        It's an interesting contrast as well to the Crack. It erased others memories of you, meaning you've been completely forgotten, but the Silence erases your own memories and makes you forget.

  95. NB2000 says:

    Every time he says something like this I'm more convinced than ever that HE FEEDS ON FEAR!

    • psycicflower says:

      The term nightmare fuel has a whole new meaning.

      (deleted before I released you'd replied to it.)

  96. Annalise says:

    This episode was so ridiculously beautiful to look at

  97. Spugsy says:

    Can I just say, the Silence have to be the scariest, creepiest baddies this show has ever produced-that scene in the "restroom" was scary as hell!

    • psycicflower says:

      It's beyond scary when you're being terrified by a corridor full of them but Team TARDIS turns around and just says everything's fine while you're freaking out.

    • ThreeBooks says:

      Quick question, can anyone answer? But do we actually know that they're the Silence? Because the Silence Guy sounds like a kind of angry, hissy old man and these guys sound like Vin Diesel would sound if he had been smoking for ten years and then put through a scary filter.

      …I've just been calling them 'Slendermens'.

      • Meg says:

        ME TOO. Or Slendy, when I want to pretend they aren't as scary as all get out. I believe the Silents/Silence are in the credits of the episode. I try to not look at the opening credits, and BBCA flies through the end credits, so I can't say for sure.

  98. NB2000 says:

    I MAY have leant close to the screen to see if I could make out who was in the spacesuit in the Confidential view of the shooting scene.

    No luck. DAMN IT I NEED TO KNOOOOOWWWWW!

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