Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog – The Rebel Flesh

Hello, Watchers! Let us all gather ’round our television sets or our computers to witness the fifth episode of the sixth series of Doctor Who. Now this particular episode, titled “The Rebel Flesh,” is about something! And has characters! And that is all I know! So get your live blogging fingers ready!

I am just excited to see this rather fine shirt/bow tie combo myself.

This liveblog starts relative to you. So if it is airing on your television, start liveblogging away in the comments. Same for if you happen to be watching it online by less-than-legal means. (Though I would just time it with another time zone so you can comment with other people!) We already do this with Fringe and it works rather nicely. To avoid seeing spoilery comments regarding the episode from past livebloggers, I merely stay on the first page of comments and comment away, only going back after it’s over in order to comment on what other people said.

Sound fine? Just make sure not to post spoilers before this episode airs.

Enjoy!

 

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744 Responses to Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’ Liveblog – The Rebel Flesh

  1. anninyn says:

    Rory is dreadfully susceptible to a pretty girl with a sob story. It is nice to see him standing up to Amy a little now.
    Even though I think it;s going to backfire.

    Poor creatures. They seem to be these people in every sense of the word- but the personalities and memories are someone elses. It must be very hard fro everyone involved.
    'Oh, great. That's just so typically me.' laughed.

  2. psycicflower says:

    'Oh great. That is just so typically me.' lol at clone humour.

  3. chichichimaera says:

    Was that the orignial or the ganger…? The latter I think.

  4. psycicflower says:

    Because Us and Them never ends badly.

  5. chichichimaera says:

    HUMANS ARE NOT THIS FUCKING STUPID GODDAMIT. PLEASE TELL ME WE AS A SPECIES ARE NOT THIS STUPID.

  6. anninyn says:

    Oh dear. Episode finishes soon.

  7. chichichimaera says:

    I think Doctor!Clone may have come out a bit… wrong….

  8. psycicflower says:

    CLONE DOCTOR!!!!!! NEVER ENOUGH CAPLOCK OR EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

  9. anninyn says:

    That hand is going to be a Dr ganger, I know it. Especially with the hissed 'trust me'.

    • Elexus Calcearius says:

      I find it so wonderfully fitting that when the Doctor gets cloned, the first thing he says is "trust me". Seriously, the only thing that would make nearly as much sense is "run!"

  10. Vikinhaw says:

    Zombie Doctor! I want him to start singing trust me trust me I'm the Doctor

  11. Nomie says:

    There are totally gangers of Team TARDIS wandering around, aren't there.

  12. anninyn says:

    urrrg the gangers on the ceiling.

  13. Cleo says:

    You tell em Rory!

    Good man!

  14. chichichimaera says:

    OMG, are there going to be two Rories?

  15. Vicki_Louise says:

    OMG!

  16. chichichimaera says:

    Lol, shit. Clone!Doctor!!!!

  17. Vikinhaw says:

    Wow bad effect. Ganger!Jen's hair was flattened against the ceiling when she looking down on Human Jen.

  18. anninyn says:

    Oh don't finish there, you bastard!

  19. Vikinhaw says:

    He said it. Woo!

  20. NB2000 says:

    FUCKING CLIFFHANGERS OMG

  21. jackiep says:

    Oh yes! It had to be! Clone! Doc!

  22. Vicki_Louise says:

    Considering i had no faith what so ever in Matthew Graham after *cough* Fear Her *cough* that was pretty good!

    • Tauriel_ says:

      Um, have you SEEN Life On Mars? Matthew Graham was one of its creators and wrote several episodes there. It's not like "Fear Her" is a norm for him (it was actually a very rushed job to replace the discarded Stephen Fry episode) – he's a great writer.

  23. Vicki_Louise says:

    Mr T's Worlds Craziest Fools………WHAT?! What is this nonsense?!

  24. psycicflower says:

    Confidential! I can't believe they were working outdoors during that terrible cold spell.

  25. leighzzz31 says:

    OK, I…kinda loved it to be honest. My expectations were low (I mean, come on, how can you follow Neil GAIMAN?) but I was completely satisfied! And Rory was utterly brilliant and totally stole the show! Plus, cliffhanger? I totally knew it was coming but I did a little squee when he went all "Trust me, I'm the Doctor"! All in all looking forward to next week!

  26. enigmaticagentscully says:

    OMG.
    OMG.
    OMG.

    I mean, I saw it coming, but still. WOAH.

    I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now

  27. Vikinhaw says:

    Well that episode was… underwhelming. I know anything is going to unimpressive after The Doctor's Wife but that was – I'm not sure what I think yet. Is it just me or was the dialogue just sort of odd-sounding, not quite the right?

    • Helena says:

      That was really bugging me, too! The characterisation seemed off, especially Rory, who was kind of acting more like he did before he became the badass we know and love today, and the one-liners were just… awkward. I'm so glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this!

    • Sunshowers says:

      +1

      It seemed to be lacking a bit in the usual banter department alright. Which is too bad; it would have balanced the tension nicely. Even The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon had that awesome dialog to even out the nightmare fuel bits.

    • Nomie says:

      I was seriously underwhelmed too. Hungry Earth plot + clunky dialogue = meh.

  28. Vicki_Louise says:

    "Man up old bean!" Oh matt, i wuv you.

  29. chichichimaera says:

    Such adorable banter between Team Tardis on Confidential.

  30. NB2000 says:

    Confidential's giving me flashbacks to that snow. I feel so bad for Matt, Karen and Arthur taking their big coats off.

    OMG CHARLIE THE BADGER!

    • psycicflower says:

      I would not have stepped out doors with out layers and my big coat and multiple pairs of socks.

      • NB2000 says:

        I pretty much had to have multiple jumpers, gloves and a big blanket for weeks because the radiator by my desk didn't work. Not fun.

    • Kaybee42 says:

      Every second of confidential I expected to see Charlie McDonnel /issocoollike wandering around!

  31. chichichimaera says:

    Awwwwww he's got a badger. <3 <3 <3 <3

  32. chichichimaera says:

    Lol, ur acid is frozed.

  33. rumantic says:

    Thoughts on the episode because liveblogging is too distracting. (And apparently so is remembering the episode)

    "<something about going to sort out the cockerel> Ooh, I never thought I'd get to say that again!"
    OMG I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A TWO PARTER NOOOOO

    Going to dig out all my Muse albums now. WHY IS EVERYONE CALLED MATT SO AWESOME.

  34. enigmaticagentscully says:

    Also THEORIES ABOUND GUYS…

    I'm thinking of someone we saw get killed in 'The Impossible Astronaut' who looked very much like the Doctor…get my drift?

    😀

    • chichichimaera says:

      *stars in eyes* SUCH A PERFECT IDEA.

    • rumantic says:

      Yeah this! But it has to be a red herring, surely? If the clone doctor was running around for 200 years he'd have developed a completely different personality by then.

      Oh oh but it does explain why he never regenerated in those 200 years!

      • Brielle says:

        Remember that we still only have the Doctor's (or clone's) word for it that it's been 200 years.

    • anninyn says:

      OOOH. WITH ALL THE MEMORIES AND EVERYTHING. Physicality of a timelord, too? WE SHALL SEEEEEEEE/

    • who_cares86 says:

      Depends on whether the ganger Doctor survives past this story.

    • tehrevel says:

      It'd be very out of character for the Doctor to get out of his death by throwing an identical version himself to the wolves, especially when he's spent this episode and the next defending their right to exist and be free.

      • rumantic says:

        But the Doctor doesn't (yet) know that he ("he"?) dies. It seems more like something Amy would come up with in desparation. And then perhaps Rory has to talk her out of it because of his special affinity with the clone-Jennifer.

      • enigmaticagentscully says:

        I don't think he'd ever do that, of course – I was more thinking that clone!doctor would willingly participate in the deception for some reason. Or that perhaps he didn't know he was the clone and thought he was the real Doctor, and was unaware of what was going to happen to him.

        I certainly don't see the Doctor throwing his clone to the wolves, as you said, but I can think of quite a few possible scenarios where what we thought was the Doctor was actually his duplicate.

        A setup/a mix up/an accident/a trick/something timey-wimey…

        It was just the first thought that popped into my head after watching that ep. I guess because I really really don't want the Doctor to die! 😛
        Odds are clone!doctor won't survive the next episode though. 🙁

        • Elexus Calcearius says:

          You're probably right. But I don't want any of our Doctors to die, even if he is a clone. He's still him damnit!

    • Tauriel_ says:

      I wonder if Amy and Rory get this idea, too. Heck, they might even help arrange it!

    • xPenworthy says:

      I guess the Silence did look a bit like the Doctor… bit of a stretch, though.

  35. Vicki_Louise says:

    Last year i posted this on my Doctor Who group on Facebook and said "i bet this is what the Doctor listens to in the TARDIS. " And i was half right, he listens to Muse! I love it when i'm right! Muhahaha. http://youtu.be/ZjJRZafALsk

  36. chichichimaera says:

    The sets are gorgeous tho. Excellent work team.

  37. chichichimaera says:

    Diggin this music.

  38. chichichimaera says:

    Lol, they're no where near as scary as the Silence. TBH I think the only scary one so far has been possibly!evil clone!Doctor.

    • tehrevel says:

      They'd be more scary if I didn't recognise them as other more lovable characters from other stuff. That's not a scary ganger/dick acid miner(????) it's funny old slightly dozey Chris from Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes.

      • chichichimaera says:

        Chris! Of course, I was wracking my brains trying to think who he was.

        Lol lol lol, dick acid. (I know that's not what you meant, but it amuses me.)

      • Tauriel_ says:

        CHRIS SKELTON!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

  39. tehrevel says:

    Was it just me or was the pacing really really off in that episode? Good concept and loved the Rory characterisation. I just felt like I was having a fever dream and stuff was just happening one thing after another with few connecting scenes. Like Rory runs away from the bathroom Jennifer then hides behind a crate while she calls to him and then just runs into her and talks to her? Why have the crate hiding scene at all? I feel like I'd have liked this alot more if I didn't know we only have one more episode when this two parter is over 🙁

  40. Vicki_Louise says:

    I love the way they're doing Karen's hair this series, it really suits her. Karen seems to get more and more beautiful every week. I suspect witchcraft is involved..

  41. Steph says:

    That was pretty ok. As soon as the Doctor touched the goo I knew there'd be a Voldemort looking clone of him by the end.

  42. Anonymous says:

    My only cohernt thought about this episode:

    MIND BLOWN FOREVER AND EVER FOR ALL TIME.

  43. Sophi says:

    I begin at a weird time as my family and I went to go see PotC and get a Chinese to celebrate my mam's successful operation and the return of her tastebuds 🙂

    But I shall have fun and be all speshul by myself.

    My brother and I both began singing Muse as soon as it came on, aha. And I did laugh at the "accidents in the workplace" bit. Lulz. Much of it.

  44. Sophi says:

    Matt Smith getting scanned gets all "aha, baby" about it. I bet he would be cool as a cucumber in the face of the full body scanners at airports. I genuinely hope the Doctor is asexual, though, that would give me a great asexual character to look up to <3 There are so few.

    The Flesh…ew 🙁 That can be human beings, guys! DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP

    "No need to get poncy, it's just gunge." This guy wins many prizes. Or should.

    LADY the Doctor is warning you and you are not listening! This can only end terribly badly!

    • samibear says:

      I used to think that Dumbledore was asexual. And even after JK's little announcement, I still choose to believe he's asexual.

      So there. Now there are two!

      • breesquared says:

        Eh, I think he could very well be asexual. Lots of asexual people still have romantic relationships, Dumbledore might just be homoromantic.

  45. Sophi says:

    That is at the same time a beautiful and very sillly effect in the sky. Although god god what is going on nuuuuu

    SHIT, THE TARDIS GUYS GUYS THE TARDIS SAVE HER SHE IS BEING EATEN BY ACID GUYS

    MOTHER OF GOD THEIR FACES OMG OMG TRAUMA EEEEP WATER OF MARS FLASHBACKS THOSE THINGS DEEPLY FRIGHTENED ME

    "For want of a better word, owww." N'aw, Rory.

    If Jennifer doesn't die I will surprised. -"I thought I was going to die."
    "Welcome to my world." Double aw, Rory.

    It is amazing how goddamn sinister that record is. Meep.

  46. Minish says:

    I liked it.

    I thought everyone went to war a bit suddenly, it was a bit drawn out and could have served just as well as 1 episode (assuming the next part just wraps this part up and they don't do anything wild), and the ending was predictable.

    But I liked it. It was interesting, the so-called 'monsters' were good (especially for the fact that they're monsters that aren't really monsters at all), and it was beautifully directed and CGI'd. And Rory was my favorite part. ^_^

    Also, totally forgot the writer also wrote Fear Her.

  47. Tauriel_ says:

    I believe this deserves its own post:

    CHRIS SKELTON!!!!! <3 <3 <3

  48. Sophi says:

    Holy shit, Jennifer. OMG OMG OMG NIGHTMARES GAG REFLEX

    "WE. ARE. LIVING. OUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

    Kind of laughed at that noise. It was quite silly.

    All these motheruckers ucking with my shi, I find those faces really, really frightening. I don't know why, they are really scary to me. Now she is talking about red wellies and it's scaring me why are wellies so scary meep meep meep

  49. Sophi says:

    Rooory, not the right question to ask, man! Try to help her or something. Aww, her little face, that's right, give her all the hugs ;-; She deserves them.

    DOCTOR how did you not notice you were STANDING IN ACID YOU FOOL.

    Guys you are just going to make evrything worse by not trusting them ;-; Though to be fair, they kind of look like worse Voldemorts.

    WHOA Jennifer bit forward there. "Amy's a lucky girl."
    "Yeah…she is. …Let's go." Aha, Rory, you get all the best lines, you awkward turtle you

    LADY I knew it you are going to ruin everything

  50. Sophi says:

    Oh Doctor never do accents. Just don't.

    MIRANDA YOU MASSIVE DOUCHENOZZLE

    Us and them ;-; Guuuuys no. Don't kill Jennifer, I love both her incarnations. Oh mofo no, Doctor! Not a creepy flesh Doctor messiah shitstorm I will be so traumatised eeep.

    RORY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHY

    Motherucker! Two parter 0-0 I don't know what to feel about this. Not as satisfying and heartwarming as the Doctor's Wife, but there is certainly potential there and I hope it's resolved well!

  51. tehrevel says:

    One thing I really liked was how you can work out exactly WHY Cleaves was acting like she did. 1. The ganger version of her says "oh this is so ME" which implies that she doesn't like herself much. 2. She probably reasons that the company or the army is going to kill these things once they find out so she can't let them become too "human" to her. 3. She is probably horrified by her previous words and actions like calling them objects like forklifts or drills and is finding it hard to reconcile those actions with this whole new species. 4. She is the commanding officer or person in charge so she's the one whose arse is going to be on fire when this is all over and the Doctor is gone. Seriously the Doctor does just flit in, do his thing then mosey on without really clearing up the major problem, usually leaving at least 50% of the people in the area dead.

    • tehrevel says:

      Or maybe I'm really overthinking this and the director was just going for dumb humans ruin everything by being dumb.

  52. echinodermata says:

    Does anyone else keep reading Ganger as Granger, as in Hermione?

    • Tauriel_ says:

      Actually, when the name was first released, I associated it with gangrene… 😛

    • tehrevel says:

      I couldn't stop thinking of the Powder Gangers from Fallout New Vegas. So I was thinking of a load of chumps with dynamite.

  53. Tauriel_ says:

    Okay, I'm torn between laughing and being disgusted… XD The Doctor's face on the second pic doesn't help either…

  54. vaporeon13204 says:

    Snowglobe? What? XD

  55. vaporeon13204 says:

    This flesh stuff is creep. o_o;

  56. vaporeon13204 says:

    …… This is terribly disgusting. XD;

  57. vaporeon13204 says:

    o_o;

  58. vaporeon13204 says:

    Eeee, ganger is falling apart. XD;

  59. vaporeon13204 says:

    Creepy stretchy ganger. o_o;

  60. vaporeon13204 says:

    Poor Rory is always forgotten. XD; lol.

  61. vaporeon13204 says:

    Why the crap won't she put on an acid suit? >>;

  62. vaporeon13204 says:

    Poor Jennifer flesh. XD;

  63. vaporeon13204 says:

    "What're you doing down there?" Like it's her fault. XD Silly Doctor.

  64. vaporeon13204 says:

    Amy's an idiot for wandering off on her own. XD;

  65. vaporeon13204 says:

    Eyepatch lady again? Really?

  66. vaporeon13204 says:

    This boss lady is evil. XD;

  67. vaporeon13204 says:

    Miranda is….. wow. Poor dead guy. :<

  68. vaporeon13204 says:

    And now Rory is being stupid. XD;

  69. vaporeon13204 says:

    TWO PARTER! WHY?!?!?!?

  70. kaleidoscoptics says:

    this episode is going to have an almost impossible time following Doctor's Wife

  71. kaleidoscoptics says:

    okay, that is an unnerving opener. Everyone seems so calm that the guy's sitting there dying, and then a new him just pops back up!

  72. kaleidoscoptics says:

    Amy, so clever. You know the Doctor is up to something.

    snowglobe?

    Jennifer seems to be just as weirded out by the clones as Team Tardis. The CG of Jenniflesh growing is creepy. Also, why are solar flares so incredibly deadly in the future?

  73. kaleidoscoptics says:

    the lightning hits the Flesh. Very Frankenstein.

    "I thought I was going to die." "Welcome to my world."
    "Cars don't fly themselves." Hah I almost missed that.
    betting that the people we see right now are the actual gangers.
    …. what the flip just happened there? cg wasn't particularly good with the freaky elastineck.
    I think the Doctor must have known instantly what was up with the leader flesh thing.
    are these early autons or something?
    what happened to the real women?
    Rory that was the worst thing you could have said.
    WINDOW LADY
    Wow, badass, Rory.
    this episode is so weird. i can't get a handle on the pacing or characterization of the minor chars.
    that's going to be the Doctor ….called it. He looks really gross with that goopface.

  74. celestineangel1 says:

    Whew, I almost thought I was going to miss it tonight!

    Here I am, ready for Doctor Who, ready to post random comments that will probably mostly be "HOLY SHIT." Or some such.

    😀 😀 BRING IT ON.

  75. celestineangel1 says:

    It's a weird castle thing. With people in uniforms that makes them look like roaches….

    And there's spacey-wacey technobabble. And steam.

    O.O And… uh… someone just died and they don't seem to care….

  76. celestineangel1 says:

    Oh no wait, he's back now. These are the plastic people, I guess, then. Like Cylons! Only in plastic.

  77. celestineangel1 says:

    Obligatory comment complaining about the voiceover.

  78. andreah1234 says:

    HELL YEAH IT'S ABOUT TO START.

    I AM EXCITE. VERY EXCITE

  79. jennywildcat says:

    From a distance, these guys looked like Sontarans.

  80. celestineangel1 says:

    Hello Rory! And Amy! Playing darts in the TARDIS. XD

    While in the background, the Doctor continues to try to solve the mystery of Amy's Schroedinger's Fetus.

    Have I mentioned that I'm not particularly fond of the Doctor's haircut? I miss the longer hair in the back. 🙁 Oh wells.

  81. jennywildcat says:

    Muse in Doctor Who – WHUT?

    (Nothing against Muse… it's just a little jarring is all).

  82. icingflarewhite says:

    Supply pipe in the thirteenth century? Odd.

  83. celestineangel1 says:

    Did… was that… a snow globe? o.O Did the Doctor just shake a snow globe and use it as though it's a technical radiation reading device or something?

  84. celestineangel1 says:

    "I'm telling you, when something's running toward you it's never for a nice reason!" Oh Rory. The practical one. This is probably why you die a lot.

  85. andreah1234 says:

    Ok, there are people. With weird suits. FIne.

    And now there a weird thing. And a guy felt in it. Alright theeen…

    THEN GUY STARTS MELTING. WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS OMG WHAT.

  86. icingflarewhite says:

    Oh it's the 22 century. That explains it.

  87. andreah1234 says:

    yYAY RORY AND AMY BEING ADORABLE.

    And also, WTF is with Muse in the background? Weird.

  88. jennywildcat says:

    Awww… Amy kissed Rory's finger all better!

  89. jennywildcat says:

    People in prison jumpsuits with 13th century-type lance-weapon-thingies.

  90. jennywildcat says:

    Psychic paper is back! (what, no Nixon this time?)

  91. celestineangel1 says:

    You know, with all the talk about how they've survived, and will survive, I guess it's probably not coincidence the armor is very roach-like.

  92. jennywildcat says:

    The Flesh(tm)

  93. icingflarewhite says:

    "Strange, for a moment there it was scanning me."

    OH SHIT!

  94. jennywildcat says:

    If the Doctor tastes that stuff, I'm leaving.

  95. celestineangel1 says:

    Oh, that was freaky.

  96. celestineangel1 says:

    What is the snow globe???

    • icingflarewhite says:

      That's a very good question. Maybe it's just a snow globe?

      • celestineangel1 says:

        It's the Doctor… it could go either way, really. It could be a very sophisticated piece of solar storm-tracking equipment, or it could be a snow globe.

  97. jennywildcat says:

    That's what happens when you don't clean your bathtub for a reeeeeeally long time.

    • celestineangel1 says:

      The gunk inside comes alive, turns into a monster, and tries to eat you?

      Of course, no one's been eaten, yet. That's just conjecture at this point.

  98. icingflarewhite says:

    LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR YOU IDIOTS.
    -_-.

    • jennywildcat says:

      Story of his lives. Right?

    • tehrevel says:

      He didn't learn anything from Midnight did he, coming into a secure facility, walking around like he owns the place and talking down to people might work on some but on others it's just going to piss them off and make things worse.

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