Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’: S05E10 – Vincent and The Doctor

In the tenth episode of the fifth series of Doctor Who, Amy and the Doctor find a hidden clue in a painting from Vinent Van Gogh and travel back in time to determine what on earth happened to one of the world’s most famous painters. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Doctor Who.

(NOTE: This is a very long chat transcript. Many of you asked me to bring this format back after a long absence. Kasper is a huge Doctor Who fan and recommended this episode. I understand some of you hate this format, but it is what it is. I won’t feel bad if you choose to skip over it. Thanks! –Mark)

Mark Oshiro: i have only an hour until my flight so LET US GET PREPARED FOR SOME DOCTOR WHO

Kasper!: oh god YES LET US DO THIS, READY WHEN YOU ARE, SIR

Mark Oshiro: ;lkJDF;LAKJSDF;LKAJSDF

Kasper!: I HAVE IT READY TO PLAY, FYI JSYK BTW

Mark Oshiro: I AM NOT ACTUALLY READY YET

Mark Oshiro: ok i found my headphones MY CARRY ON BAG IS LIKE THE TARDIS

Mark Oshiro: ;alkdsjfa;lksdjfa;slkdfj

Kasper!: ahwklduhqhasjkdhasdsa

Kasper!: JUST LET ME KNOW, SIR

Kasper!: AHEPSIFUHASDJHSADSAHJDASHJD

Kasper!: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

Kasper!: and FREQUENTLY THE STORY OF MY LIFE ALSO

Mark Oshiro: ASD;FKJLASDF;LKJASDFLKJ

Mark Oshiro: OK SO

Mark Oshiro: ARE YOU READY

Kasper!: YES SIR, JUST SAY WHEN

Mark Oshiro: ok

Mark Oshiro: READY

Mark Oshiro: SET

Mark Oshiro: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mark Oshiro: OMG IT’S BREAD

Kasper!: F YES

Mark Oshiro: ok i swear i will have better commentary than that

Mark Oshiro: is that thom yorke

Mark Oshiro: LAKJDSF;KLASDJF;LKAJSDF

Mark Oshiro: WAIT

Mark Oshiro: WAIT

Mark Oshiro: WAIATITIT

Mark Oshiro: AWHAT

Kasper!: hajksdhakdhasjdhas

Kasper!: OMG SOME PAINTING IS OCCURRING!

Kasper!: iasbhdlbfjkashdfawshaskjdhaskdhsa

Mark Oshiro: A;SLKDFJ;LKASDJF;AKLDSFJ

Kasper!: GOD MARK YOU ARE SO CULTURED

Kasper!: YEAH

Kasper!: YEAH

Mark Oshiro: IS THIS AN EPISODE ABOUT VAN GOGH?????

Mark Oshiro: ;LASKJFL;KADJSF;LAKSDFJ

Mark Oshiro: I CAN’T BREATHE

Kasper!: IT MIGHT BE

Kasper!: THAT MIGHT BE WHY IT IS CALLED VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD HE IS BEING NICE TO AMY

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD FUCKING RORY

Kasper!: OH GOD I KNOW, EPIC SADFACE

Mark Oshiro: I AM STILL DESTROYED

Kasper!: SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHY

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK

Mark Oshiro: IT’S THE DOCTOR

Kasper!: OH GOD RIGHT

Kasper!: RIGHT?!!!!!

Kasper!: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RORY

Mark Oshiro: hahahah or wait

Mark Oshiro: maybe it’s not

Mark Oshiro: LOL

Kasper!: LOOOOL

Kasper!: no i think that was just the doctor thinking that EVERY MENTION OF A DOCTOR IS HIM BUT IT IS NOT

Kasper!: OH FUCK THE CHURCH!!!!!

Mark Oshiro: omg hidden doctor who reference in a van gogh

Kasper!: omg bill nighy <3333333

Mark Oshiro: i love bill nighy so much

Mark Oshiro: BOWTIES ARE COOL

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: NIGHY AND MATT SMITH

Kasper!: BOWTIE SOLIDARITY

Kasper!: RIGHT

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: EXACTLY

Mark Oshiro: IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL PARTY OF BOW TIES

Mark Oshiro: where they just saunter about and be witty

Kasper!: sadhklfjahsdkjahs

Mark Oshiro: god, kasper, no one is going to read this review

Kasper!: that is the BEST KIND OF POLITICAL PARTY

Kasper!: hsdjflasjdfhasdjhsad

Mark Oshiro: i am going to anger every Doctor Who fan ever

Mark Oshiro: WHO CARES

Mark Oshiro: KITTY!!!!

Kasper!: what OUR OPINIONS ON BOW TIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA THE MOST IMPORTANT EVER!!!

Mark Oshiro: OH OK that is so amazing

Mark Oshiro: it’s the painting re-created

Kasper!: LOL LOOK THE CAFÉ IS JUST LIKE HIS PAINTING OF THE CAFÉ!

Kasper!: HE’S DRUNK, HE’S MAD, AND HE NEVER PAYS HIS BILLS

Mark Oshiro: oh god VINCENT VAN GOGH IS SO MISUNDERSTOOD

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA THEY ARE SO EXCITED

Kasper!: THIS IS WHAT I WANT BE LIKE WHEN I GROW UP OK

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: omg this episode is already amazing

Kasper!: omg right

Kasper!: omg van gogh WHY SO DEFENSIVE

Kasper!: omg vincent has a cruuuush on aaaaamyyyyy

Mark Oshiro: vincent clearly realizes the beauty of karen gillan

Kasper!: RIGHT

Kasper!: who TOTALLY WINS

Kasper!: SHE WILL SHARE HER BOTTLE OF WINE WITH WHOMEVER SHE CHOOSES, OK

Mark Oshiro: hahahahaah I WOULD BREAK EDGE FOR AMY POND

Mark Oshiro: A;LKDJF;ALKSDFJA;LSKDFJA;DSLKFJADSF;LKJADSF;LKJ

Kasper!: LOLOL SCOTLAND = HOLLAND

Kasper!: W4HEPUIFOEQKLAHJWDFAPODHASJKDHAJHDASHDASKJHDASHDSAJHDSAJHDASJ

Kasper!: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I WILL TELL IAN MACKAYE ON YOU, MARK OSHIRO

Mark Oshiro: edge police is going to break into my house tonight

Kasper!: omg that is a true testament to her *~*~*mind-blowing beauty*~*~*

Kasper!: wehpdsijfhsadhjsad

Mark Oshiro: hahaha this is so awkward

Kasper!: they will because i will send them

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahaaha

Mark Oshiro: do you have the edge police on speed dial

Mark Oshiro: i love that this is already what we’re talking about 7 minutes into Doctor Who

Kasper!: we are the best

Mark Oshiro: AS I THOUGHT

Mark Oshiro: oh god I love the Doctor

Mark Oshiro: YOU ARE VERY KIND

Mark Oshiro: this is brilliance

Kasper!: fyi i’ve already told the edge police to be keeping an eye on you, i’ve been worried about you since you nearly broke edge when you read twilight

Kasper!: oh god I KNOW

Kasper!: omg amy is so excited i love her

Kasper!: omg “watch out, that one’s wet”

Mark Oshiro: OMG I AM EXCITED THROUGH AMY

Mark Oshiro: THIS EPISODE IS SO ~MAGICAL~

Kasper!: OMG IT’S LIKE AN ACTUAL VAN GOGH THAT HE JUST PAINTED OMG

Mark Oshiro: OMG

Mark Oshiro: HIS CLUTTER

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: IS FUCKING STARRY NIGHT

Mark Oshiro: JESUS CHRIST

Kasper!: IT’S HIS PAINTINGS

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: MY CLUTTER IS SO FUCKING INFERIOR

Mark Oshiro: it’s like

Mark Oshiro: VEGAN CANDY BAR WRAPPERS

Mark Oshiro: and

Kasper!: RIGHT

Kasper!: EWPHSUDIFOJKAESHDFSADHAS

Kasper!: SERIOUSLY

Kasper!: MY CLUTTER IS EMPTY PIZZA BOXES

Mark Oshiro: MEDIOCRE HARDCORE VINYLS

Kasper!: EWHIPSDAJKLFAHDSJDHSA

Kasper!: WHY ARE WE SO INFERIOR TO VAN GOGH

Mark Oshiro: goddamn it

Kasper!: “PRECIOUS TO ME, NOT PRECIOUS TO ANYONE ELSE” YEAH NOT SO MUCH, VINCENT OMG

Kasper!: lmao the doctor’s casual interest in the church

Mark Oshiro: hahahahaah i know

Kasper!: oh god i love this bit

Mark Oshiro: Vincent is basically the Doctor

Mark Oshiro: that is fucking amazing

Kasper!: THERE ARE MORE WONDERS IN THIS UNIVERSE THAN YOU COULD EVER HAVE DREAMED OF

Mark Oshiro: this is seriously amazing

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH

Kasper!: IT’S COLOUR. COLOUR THAT HOLDS THE KEY.

Kasper!: right?

Kasper!: RIGHT

Kasper!: i love how genuinely interested the doctor is

Mark Oshiro: hahah omg

Mark Oshiro: LET US HAVE CHAMOMILE

Kasper!: like, because vincent has hd everyone in the world tell him he’s crazy

Mark Oshiro: omg why is amy screaming

Kasper!: and the doctor is GENUINELY TRYING TO HEAR THE COLOURS

Kasper!: omg  shit is about to get real

Mark Oshiro: omg what the fuck is vincent doing

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS HE DOING

Mark Oshiro: HE IS FIGHTING THE EDGE POLICE

Mark Oshiro: THEY SHOWED UP

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Mark Oshiro: OK

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS CREEPY

Kasper!: THE EDGE POLICE IS INVISIBLE AND A DRUNK ARTIST’S WORST ENEMY

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Kasper!: RIGHT

Kasper!: sdjkfhsdfh the doctor pretending he can see the ~invisible monster

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH I LOVE THE DOCTOR JUST AIMLESSLY FLAILING ABOUT

Kasper!: HPSEIDFJKAHSDS RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: OH THIS IS PRECIOUS

Mark Oshiro: i love when the Doctor is out of his element

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Kasper!: “so he’s invisible. what did he look like?”

Mark Oshiro: HE JUST PAINTED OVER ONE OF HIS OWN

Mark Oshiro: ;ALKJSDF;LKASJDF;LAJKFD

Kasper!: I KNOW

Kasper!: AND THEY’RE FREAKING OUT AND HE’S LIKE “WUT”

Mark Oshiro: oh god this might be the best historical episode of Doctor Who ever

Kasper!: ILU VINCENT ILU SO MUCH

Kasper!: yeah, it is 4srs my favourite historical episode

Kasper!: 4REAL LOL

Mark Oshiro: what is the worst that can happen

Mark Oshiro: WELL DOCTOR

Mark Oshiro: THERE ARE 32 MINUTES LEFT

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Kasper!: YOU COULD BE TORN INTO PIECES BY A MONSTER YOU CAN’T SEE

Mark Oshiro: NOT THAT FAR!!!

Mark Oshiro: oh my god this episode is making my heart hurt with joy

Kasper!: oh god isn’t it amazing

Kasper!: I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE IT TBQH

Kasper!: BECAUSE I DEEPLY KNOW YOUR SOUL

Mark Oshiro: TBQH

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE THE FOCUS ON SOUND SO FAR

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: like the little sounds in the background

Mark Oshiro: did the Doctor just pull out an iPad

Mark Oshiro: oh it’s a mirror

Kasper!: TWO HEADS AND BAAAAAAD BREATH… TWICE.

Kasper!: SEHPIFAEJDHSJDHSAAS

Mark Oshiro: the Doctor has the iPad 135

Kasper!: haposfqweasdjsadhsjdhsa

Mark Oshiro: omg the second doctor!!!!!

Mark Oshiro: what the fuck!

Kasper!: the doctor is the ultimate hipster

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahaahahahaha

Mark Oshiro: BOW TIES AND SUSPENDERS AND SKINNY TROUSERS

Kasper!: ONE OF THOSE… PROPER PAINTERS. SORRY, VINCENT.

Kasper!: WPEHUIDSFOAHSD

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS THAT THING

Mark Oshiro: WHAT

Mark Oshiro: WHAT

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Kasper!: OMG ALIEN MONSTER

Mark Oshiro: I JUST LEAPED IN THE AIRPORT

Mark Oshiro: I THINK I MADE A SLIGHT SCREAM?

Mark Oshiro: I MIGHT HAVE

Mark Oshiro: I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED

Kasper!: OH GOD

Kasper!: WEPHSODUILFJKDSHFJASHKDFSA

Mark Oshiro: OMG THE DOCTOR’S DOUBLE HEART BEATS

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Kasper!: YEAH YOU MIGHT GET EMBARRASSED FURTHER ONCE THE EPISODE PROGRESSES NGL

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: also I really love that you can only see it in the mirror as a reflection

Kasper!: omg right

Mark Oshiro: that is fucking creepy as hell

Kasper!: unless you are vincent van gogh apparently

Mark Oshiro: BABABAHASKDJLFHALSKDJFH

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA OMG AMY

Mark Oshiro: AMAZING

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS!

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: he doesn’t like sunflowers

Mark Oshiro: or wait

Mark Oshiro: HE FINDS THEM COMPLEX

Mark Oshiro: GOD

Mark Oshiro: HE IS BRILLIANT FOREVER

Kasper!: VINCENT VAN GOGH GETTING EMO AND POETIC OVER SUNFLOWERS

Mark Oshiro: VINCENT VAN GOGH WROTE “THE PERKS OF BEING A SUNFLOWER”

Kasper!: WH4ESDIOUFJKHFASJKHDFASDHASJKFHASKJHFDAJSKHDASJKDHASKHDAS

Kasper!: DSPHFJKSDLHFSDFHSDJKFHDS

Kasper!: IF YOU PAINT IT, HE WILL COME

Kasper!: ERHPSIFJHDFHSD

Mark Oshiro: oh no vincent looked so sad

Kasper!: oh god, the doctor is worried

Mark Oshiro: like PLEASE DON’T GO FRIENDS WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND ME

Kasper!: omg i know right

Mark Oshiro: OMG TIME TRAVEL CRISIS

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: OMG

Mark Oshiro: WHY IS HE CRYING

Mark Oshiro: oh okay

Mark Oshiro: that was the most depressing sentence of all time

Mark Oshiro: that was the most saddest of sad things to ever be sad

Kasper!: CRYING VINCENT

Kasper!: CANNOT DEAL TBQH

Kasper!: OH GOD COMPLETEY AND UTTER DESPAIR AND HEARTBREAK FOREVER

Kasper!: oh god i know

Kasper!:

Kasper!: i know

Kasper!: seriously

Mark Oshiro: oh god THIS EPISODE

Kasper!: all of the sads in all of the world forever

Mark Oshiro:

Kasper!: OH GOD I KNOW

Kasper!: omg vincent

Kasper!: this episode deals with depression so well

Mark Oshiro: OMG SO FAR IT DOES INDEED

Kasper!: like, really surprisingly well IMO

Kasper!: TBQH

Kasper!: “everyone knows he’s a delicate man” UGH DOCTOR ILU

Mark Oshiro: ilu 4eva

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: vincent

Mark Oshiro: has a jacket too

Kasper!: VINCENT IS BACK IN THE ROOM

Mark Oshiro: BADASS

Mark Oshiro: omg

Kasper!: omg vincent and amy

Kasper!: I LOVE THEIR CONVERSATION

Mark Oshiro: IF AMY POND CAN SOLDIER ON

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Kasper!: omg he can sense that something has happened even though she doesn’t remember

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: YOU’VE LOST SOMEONE I THINK

Kasper!: HE HEARS THE SONG OF HER SADNESS

Kasper!: DJSKFHSDJFHDS

Mark Oshiro: oh my god seriously this fucking show

Kasper!: oh god i know right jesus fuck

Kasper!: oh no funeral procession

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: SUNFLOWERS

Mark Oshiro: FUCK

Mark Oshiro: it’s like a plan BUT WITH MORE GREATNESS

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: ok this is the best thing that has ever happened forever

Mark Oshiro: WHAT A WHINGER

Mark Oshiro: hahaha omg

Kasper!: “no… it’s a thing, it’s like a plan”

Kasper!: FAVOURITE

Kasper!: ugh the doctor trying to be all sympathetic and vincent is like SHHH I’M WORKING

Kasper!: jfc i love them so much

Mark Oshiro: this is seriously amazing

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah

Mark Oshiro: the doctor is BROODING

Mark Oshiro: oh god what is the Doctor going to do

Kasper!: CONCENTRATE, PABLO

Kasper!: OH SHIT THE MONSTER HAS ARRIVED

Kasper!: OVERCONFIDENCE, THIS, AND A SMALL SCREWDRIVER, I’M ABSOLUTELY SORTED.

Kasper!: omg amy and vincent

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE YOU TOO AMY POND

Mark Oshiro: A;LSKDJF;ALKJF

Mark Oshiro: Amy Pond Made Me Straight

Mark Oshiro: I must write that song

Kasper!: OH GOD ME TOO

Kasper!: SDKJLFHASDF

Kasper!: oh god please do

Kasper!: I WILL SUPPORT YOU

Kasper!: I WILL DEFEND YOU WHEN THE BIG SCARY GAY MONOLITH STARTS CALLING YOU A SELL-OUT I UNDERSTAND

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark Oshiro: ok this is REALLY UNSETTLING

Kasper!: oh god how fucking terrified would you be

Mark Oshiro: The fact that he has to use a mirror to see

Mark Oshiro: like

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: it’s such a cheesy device AND I DON’T CARE

Mark Oshiro: oh fuck

Mark Oshiro: A;SKLDJF;ALKSDJFA;LKSDFJA;LKSDFJ

Kasper!: yeah i especially don’t care when it’s used for purposes of VINCENT VAN GOGH

Kasper!: SDHJFHDSFÃ…OQWEPIASLDJFKSAH

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA

Mark Oshiro: NEVERMIND WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER

Mark Oshiro: fuck this episode is such a great combination of terror and humor

Kasper!: oh god right

Mark Oshiro: CAN YOU BREATHE A LITTLE QUIETER

Mark Oshiro: I THINK HE HEARD US

Kasper!: terror and humour and sad OH GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH FOREVER

Kasper!: NO.

Mark Oshiro: oh god Vincent YOU ARE THE BEST

Kasper!: OH GOD VINCENT VAN GOGH: ULTIMATE BADASS

Kasper!: ABSOLUTE BEST OF ALL TIME

Mark Oshiro: RIGHT! SORRY!

Mark Oshiro: HAHAAHHADJSKFHJHLAKASLKHJASFD

Kasper!: WEHPSODFASHJASDHAS

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD HE SAID “RORY”

Mark Oshiro:

Kasper!: AMY, RORY…

Kasper!: “IN FUTURE I’M DEFINITELY JUST USING THIS SCREWDRIVER FOR SCREWING IN SCREWS”

Kasper!: AEIPFLHJSDFHSJKFHSDFEW

Kasper!: OH GOD

Mark Oshiro: I still can’t believe Rory is gone

Mark Oshiro:

Mark Oshiro:

Mark Oshiro:

Kasper!: oh god i know

Kasper!: ultimate fucking tragedy jesus i loved rory

Mark Oshiro: WELL

Mark Oshiro: I GUESS THAT IS THE BEAST’S ANSWER

Mark Oshiro: HADLSJFHASDKFLJHJKAHDSF

Kasper!: OH GOD VINCENT YOU ARE THE BEST

Mark Oshiro: OH SHIT

Kasper!: OH SHIT PLOT TWIST

Mark Oshiro: IT’S BLIND

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: A;LSDKFJAL;KDJSFKL;ASFDKL;ASFD

Kasper!: ahsejfhsefjhSJDKFHEAJKHFEWAJKDHAS

Mark Oshiro: that looked amazing

Mark Oshiro: omg

Kasper!: I KNOW

Mark Oshiro: vincent killed it

Mark Oshiro: I’M AFRAID

Kasper!: vincent will be getting a visit from the vegan police next time

Mark Oshiro:

Mark Oshiro:

Mark Oshiro: the vegan edge police too

Kasper!: asjkhdawjhda RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: oh god THIS IS SO SAD

Kasper!: oh god i know right

Kasper!: oh god vincent

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro:

Kasper!: “sometimes winning… winning is no fun at all.”

Mark Oshiro: I seriously love the Doctor

Kasper!: oh god seriously

Kasper!: me too SO MUCH

Mark Oshiro: he wasn’t once condescending about Vincent’s depression

Kasper!: seriously

Mark Oshiro: omg

Kasper!: and jesus THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS AND LOOKING AT THE SKY

Kasper!: hpiseufsdjlkfhadfas

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

Mark Oshiro: LITERALLY

Kasper!: AND THEN SHINING, BURNING, BURSTING THROUGH; THE STARS!

Mark Oshiro: this is easily the best episode of series 5

Mark Oshiro: oh man

Mark Oshiro: THIS EFFECT

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS BRILLIANT

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS DONE SO WELL

Kasper!: i love this bit so fucking much

Kasper!: yeah i really think it is, to be honest

Kasper!: I KNOW

Kasper!: I KNOW

Mark Oshiro: like, it could have been an utter disaster

Kasper!: and oh god i just love the doctor’s unabashed admiration for vincent

Kasper!: yeah seriously

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Kasper!: but it is SO GOOD

Mark Oshiro: and the parallels for all three of them

Mark Oshiro: being alone

Mark Oshiro: missing someone

Mark Oshiro: seeing the world differently than everyone else

Kasper!: oh god yes

Kasper!: yeah, seriously

Kasper!: so good

Kasper!: ahsjdhas amy telling him to be kind to himself

Mark Oshiro:

Mark Oshiro: CHILDREN BY THE DOZEN

Kasper!: hsdkjfhasjds I KNOW

Kasper!: sdfjsdhfs on my own i fear i may not do as well

Kasper!: ENDLESS SADS

Mark Oshiro: unbelievably endless sads

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: is he going to show him the TARDIS

Kasper!: omg maybe he is

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: omg

Mark Oshiro: Vincent Van Gogh in the TARDIS

Kasper!: sdjfhds his face

Kasper!: I KNOW

Kasper!: I KNOW

Mark Oshiro: this show could not get anymore perfect

Kasper!: I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH

Kasper!: seriously

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: could you imagine

Kasper!: “how come i’m the crazy one and you two have stayed sane” VINCENT VAN GOGH BE MY BEST FRIEND

Mark Oshiro: if he became the new companion

Mark Oshiro: like

Kasper!: oh god ewhfudsijkflheas

Mark Oshiro: series 6

Kasper!: HAHSJDHASJDHAWKDHAS

Mark Oshiro: was just amy pond and vincent van gogh

Kasper!: that would kind of be my favourite tbh

Kasper!: HSEIRJWSDAKFLASDSAAS

Mark Oshiro: i would have a child just to give it to satan to guarantee it

Mark Oshiro: wait

Mark Oshiro: did they just travel

Mark Oshiro: they traveled

Kasper!: would you have the child with karen gillan

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK

Kasper!: YEAH

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: AM I GOING TO CRY IN THE AIRPORT

Kasper!: YEAH GOING TO NEED YOUR REACTION TO THIS

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: KASPER

Kasper!: YEAH

Mark Oshiro: KASPER

Kasper!: ARE YOU CRYING YET

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: HOLY FUCK

Mark Oshiro: one of the best things I have ever seen on television

Mark Oshiro: oh my god

Kasper!: JUST WAIT

Kasper!: seriously

Kasper!: honestly this scene makes me lose my shit every time

Mark Oshiro: oh my god bill nighy is back

Mark Oshiro: TODAY IS ANOTHER CRACKER IF I MAY SAY SO

Mark Oshiro: OH OKAY

Mark Oshiro: TEARS

Kasper!: YEAH

Mark Oshiro: CANNOT STOP THEM

Kasper!: YEAH I KNEW IT, TBH

Kasper!: EWHIJFDKLHFHSDAJFAHS

Mark Oshiro: WHO WROTE THIS

Mark Oshiro: WAS IT LIKE JESUS OR SOMETHING

Mark Oshiro: BECAUSE I WOULD BECOME A CHRISTIAN IF JESUS DID

Kasper!: IT WAS JESUS AND THE ANGELS

Kasper!: WE9HDSFJSDHFDJS

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS LIKE THE MOST PERFECT EPISODE OF TV OF ALL TIME

Kasper!: OR IT WAS RICHARD CURTIS

Mark Oshiro: A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJASD;LKFJASD;LFKJASD;FLKJASDF;KLJ

Kasper!: MAYBE RICHARD CURTIS IS JESUS

Kasper!: DSHFSJDHFDS HE APOLOGISES TO DOCTOR BLACK ABOUT THE BEARD

Kasper!: EWHPSDIFJKHDSHF

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD

Mark Oshiro: LIKE SERIOUSLY KASPER

Mark Oshiro: THIS EPISODE

Mark Oshiro: IS AMAZING

Kasper!: YEAH SERIOUSLY

Kasper!: JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH

Mark Oshiro: well like

Mark Oshiro: also

Mark Oshiro: HOW DOES THIS NOT CHANGE HISTORY

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: I’M NOT REALLY THE MARRYING KIND

Mark Oshiro: A;SLKDJF;ASLDKFJADSLKFJA

Kasper!: EWHSDIJFLASDHSAJDHASFHKJSADLD

Kasper!: WHICH IS JUST ULTRA SADS

Kasper!: BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND NOW SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER

Kasper!: PWERIHDSFJKLSD

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: TIME CAN BE RE-WRITTEN

Mark Oshiro: I KNOW IT CAN

Kasper!: AAASHKJDHASSA

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Kasper!: CRUSHING SADNESS FOREVER

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: they changed nothing

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Kasper!: but wait, because the doctor speaks ultimate truth

Kasper!: PILE OF GOOD THINGS

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD THIS SPEECH

Mark Oshiro: IS ONE OF THE DOCTOR’S BEST

Kasper!: I KNOW

Kasper!: SERIOUSLY

Kasper!: IT IS LIKE ULTIMATE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE FOREVER

Mark Oshiro: oh my god this fucking episode

Mark Oshiro: wait

Mark Oshiro: WAIT

Mark Oshiro: OMG

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS SHE WALKING TOWARDS

Mark Oshiro: OH FUCK

Mark Oshiro: OH MY FUCK

Mark Oshiro: OK EVERYONE AT THIS AIRPORT IS DEFINITELY STARING AT MY TEARS

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS. FOR AMY.

Mark Oshiro: THANKS DOCTOR WHO

Mark Oshiro: the ultimate ginger!!!!!!!!!

Kasper!: HESLFHKJASDAS OH GOD I AM VERY SORRY WHATEVER THEY CAN DEAL

Kasper!: brighter than sunflowers

Mark Oshiro: oh my god there is not one bad moment in this episode

Mark Oshiro: not one

Mark Oshiro: fucking hell

Mark Oshiro: PERFECTION

Kasper!: oh god right

Mark Oshiro: PERFECTION

Kasper!: FLAWLESS TBQH

Kasper!: jesus it is so good

Kasper!: SO YEAH

Kasper!: WAS THAT NOT FUCKING MINDBLOWING, SIR

Mark Oshiro: ALSO I STOPPED IT BECAUSE I DON’T WATCH THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

Mark Oshiro: YEAH THAT WAS EASILY THE BEST OF SERIES 5

Mark Oshiro: MAYBE THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW

Mark Oshiro: oh god

Mark Oshiro: ok

Mark Oshiro: my plane boards in 10 minutes

Mark Oshiro: I NEED TO REPACK

Mark Oshiro: LIKE

Kasper!: ahsjdhasdsa oh god

Mark Oshiro: LITERALLY

Mark Oshiro: MY SHIT IS SPREAD OUT OVER THREE CHAIRS

Kasper!: DON’T MISS YOUR FLIGHT BECAUSE OF TEARS

Kasper!: HPWEFLSDJFHASJFDASDHASDKJHASLHSA

Mark Oshiro: I AM THAT ASSHOLE

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Mark Oshiro: I’ll just tell people

Mark Oshiro: I’M SORRY, I WAS WATCHING VINCENT VAN GOGH

Mark Oshiro: MY LIFE IS JUST MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS

Kasper!: “look i was busy having an existential crisis over fictional vincent  van gogh ok you wouldn’t understand”

Kasper!: HEFDSIJKHDASD

Kasper!: RIGHT

Mark Oshiro: ;LASKDFJ;LSAKDFJS;DFJKL

Mark Oshiro: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

Mark Oshiro: oh god i love you kasper

Kasper!: I UNDERSTAND YOU

Mark Oshiro: you are my favorite forever