{"id":6915,"date":"2018-07-30T13:00:39","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T20:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=6915"},"modified":"2018-07-17T12:23:36","modified_gmt":"2018-07-17T19:23:36","slug":"mark-watches-steinsgate-episode-5-starmine-rendezvous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2018\/07\/mark-watches-steinsgate-episode-5-starmine-rendezvous\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Steins;Gate&#8217;: Episode 5 &#8211; Starmine Rendezvous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth episode of <i>Steins;Gate<\/i>, the team uses the IBN 5100 to access the SERN documents and discovers a terrible, terrible secret. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch <i>Steins;Gate<\/i>.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>What the <i>fuck<\/i>, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all?<\/p>\n<p><b>Suzuha<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oh, no, this is a thing, SHE KNOWS SOMETHING. It is not enough to say that Suzuha <i>recognizes<\/i> Kurisu because LOOK AT HER REACTION??? She immediately gets into a defensive stance like she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to attack Kurisu and tear her apart. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not just a case of d\u00c3\u00a9ja vu, you know? Something triggered an intense sensation like fight or flight in Suzuha. So, my next question would be: is she consciously aware of <i>why<\/i> that is? Or did something happen between her and Kurisu in another world line and, subconsciously, Suzuha remembers it? I honestly don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a concrete theory, and Okabe&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0later conversation with Suzuha doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help. She just warns Okabe to be careful around Kurisu, and then runs off to go watch fireworks??? So she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s either avoiding a memory or is just so uncomfortable with the conversation that she needs to leave? Actually, I <i>think<\/i> there was something else to that scene. She crouched in that same defensive stance when she heard the helicopter, then made reference to \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bombs.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Maybe that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s another clue that this is some sort of residual memory of another world line. Yes? Possibly? Is it fun watching me squirm to figure this out?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Okabe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have to admit that I am finding it increasingly hard to ignore the way Okabe treats the people around him, particularly Kurisu. Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, at one point, he erupts in anger at Kurisu, berating her so much that she starts crying once he stops. This is all over the fact that she calls him Okabe, which makes his outburst all the more hypocritical. He CONSTANTLY calls her the wrong name and refers to her as his assistant despite that she has asked him not to do so multiple times per episode. Am I missing subtext here about how we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re supposed to interpret him? At times, I get the sense that this is comedy, and it might be poking fun at a genre\/trope I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not familiar with, but I suppose that also means we <i>should<\/i> be viewing the protagonist through a critical or ironic lens. But I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell! There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s certainly humor in his misguided belief that he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a mad scientist, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m curious if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m missing the mark (heh heh) here.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Mayuri<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Ugh, she is so perpetually sweet? Which\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve learned anything from watching anime (and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m thinking of both <i>Madoka Magica<\/i> and <i>Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood<\/i>), it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that I need to actually not be excited for this character because something terrible is bound to happen to them. THIS IS ALWAYS THE CASE. But one thing I loved about her is how she welcomed Kurisu to the lab with open arms and was <i>always<\/i> excited to see her. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not even her lab and she is way more welcoming than anyone else??? Though, confession time: I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a translation issue, but why the hell did she call herself a <i>willing<\/i> hostage of Okabe??? I DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T GET IT.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>The SERN Files<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well, here we are. This show has had some slow pacing at the start, but I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really minded it. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m getting a sense of what the lives of theses characters are like; the animation is gorgeous, and I love how the sunny outdoor scenes are rendered, just as much as the lab room looks. Because of how much the show has settled into a slower groove, I assumed we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d only get the next little crumb of a clue as to what was actually happen.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, I did not expect to get the full notes on all the time travel experiments that utilized miniature black holes. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s here that the gel bananas are finally explained by the compression that takes place during time travel, wherein organic matter turns to a greenish, gelatinous form in order to be compressed through a black hole. How do we find this out? Because every SERN experiment on a human involved them being sent into the past and appearing as a green, gelatinous corpse. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s remarkable to me is how quickly Kurisu just <i>accepts<\/i> that SERN was able to send matter to the past. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the one confronting Okabe about what to do next, and given her previous existential crisis, this was a bit of a shock. But the evidence is there, and the science at least makes sense to her. However, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Okabe&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0reaction that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s truly disturbing. After everything he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s seen, he wants to continue working on the PhoneWave (name subject to be changed, of course) and <i>beat<\/i> SERN to creating a perfect time machine. And I had the same interpretation there: yeah, OF COURSE that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what he wanted to do. He still sees himself as the mad scientist, he still thinks he can disrupt the world order, and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still short-sighted about\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 most things.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, this got FUCKED UP.<\/p>\n<p>The video for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Starmine Rendezvous\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can be downloaded here for $0.99.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong>My YA contemporary debut, <a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/AngerIsAGift\">ANGER IS A GIFT<\/a>, is now out in the world!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><strong>If you&#8217;d like to stay up-to-date on all announcements regarding my books, <a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/ey636\">sign up for my newsletter<\/a>! DO IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth episode of Steins;Gate, the team uses the IBN 5100 to access the SERN documents and discovers a terrible, terrible secret. Intrigued? 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