{"id":6087,"date":"2017-01-11T13:00:23","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T21:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=6087"},"modified":"2016-12-31T11:05:14","modified_gmt":"2016-12-31T19:05:14","slug":"mark-predicts-deep-space-nine-season-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2017\/01\/mark-predicts-deep-space-nine-season-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts &#8216;Deep Space Nine&#8217;: Season 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the time is here: my final prediction post for\u00c2\u00a0<em>Deep Space Nine<\/em>. I&#8217;ve made it through six seasons of this wonderful show, and I&#8217;m so glad I got to watch. Let&#8217;s revisit season 6 and look forward to the final season of this show.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>First things first:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Sisko\/Starfleet will not take back DS9 in the first episode.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Huzzah! Correct!<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll take HALF THE SEASON to do that.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>And then immediately wrong.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Meaning that the characters will be largely separated until then.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>I&#8217;M COUNTING THIS BECAUSE IT STILL WORKS.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>That includes Jake. THAT MAKES MY HEART BREAK.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT WOULD HURT.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>There will be an episode just about Jake\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s war reporting.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Sort of? &#8220;Valiant&#8221; kind of fits this.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Odo will be forced to work as Chief of Security under Dukat.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Indeed, he did.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Garak will help Sisko infiltrate DS9 when the time comes.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>GARAK HELPED WITH MANY OTHER THINGS.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Jadzia and Worf will get married by the end of the season.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>YES YES YES YES.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Kira and Odo will attempt to see each other by the end of the season.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE LOOK AT THIS.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>But it won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work out.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>oh my god IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Keiko and the kids will return to the station by the end of the season.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>AND IT WAS GLORIOUS and then weird.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Julian\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s past will come up again in another episode.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Actually, it came up ALL THE FUCKING TIME.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>This is more of a request, but can Morn speak ONCE?\u00c2\u00a0<strong>HOW MUCH CACKLING WAS THERE AT MY EXPENSE.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Quark\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s conscience will develop this season after witnessing the war firsthand.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>This is not a bad prediction, actually, though I&#8217;m still bitter that I had to sit through &#8220;Profit and Lace&#8221; and\u00c2\u00a0<em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">not<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> get a reformed or changed Quark.<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Season 6 ends with the end of the Dominion War, and the Dominion will be defeated. A bold choice, but I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s possible.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>I WAS 100% WRONG ON THIS, SO WRONG, UTTERLY WRONG, WRONG FOREVER.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s try this one last time.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Sisko will not return to Deep Space Nine until the FIFTH episode of the season.<\/li>\n<li>At some point, a new Dax symbiont will appear, and they&#8217;ll be a woman.<\/li>\n<li>Worf will have to deal with a new Dax, but will ultimately choose to stay with her.<\/li>\n<li>Oh god, I really want this: JULIAN GETS AN INVITATION TO SECTION 31.<\/li>\n<li>THERE WILL BE A WHOLE EPISODE ON IT, I WANT THIS MORE THAN MOST THINGS.<\/li>\n<li>Quark will finally have some character growth.<\/li>\n<li>Morn will speak once. (Bonus if it&#8217;s in the finale.)<\/li>\n<li>Sisko and Kasidy Yates will get married!<\/li>\n<li>Kira and Odo will get married, too.<\/li>\n<li>Gul Dukat dies.<\/li>\n<li>Garak dies.<\/li>\n<li>Weyoun dies.<\/li>\n<li>Damar dies.<\/li>\n<li>Nog dies.<\/li>\n<li>Jake leaves Deep Space Nine.<\/li>\n<li>(I&#8217;m gonna just do a whole bunch of huge, series-ending predictions because I suspect this show is not fucking around with me.)<\/li>\n<li>Deep Space Nine is destroyed by the end of the series.<\/li>\n<li>Sisko regains contact with the Prophets by re-opening the wormhole.<\/li>\n<li>Kira leaves DS9 in the finale to live on Bajor.<\/li>\n<li>The Federation wins the Dominion War, but it won&#8217;t happen until the series finale.<\/li>\n<li>Julian finds a romantic partner by the end of the series.<\/li>\n<li>The Federation gets a huge new ally before the Dominion War ends.<\/li>\n<li>I will cry a lot in the finale and at least one other episode.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>LET&#8217;S DO THIS.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a>! There are various levels of support, from $1 up to whatever you want! You&#8217;ll get to read a private blog, extra reviews, and other such rewards. I POST A LOT OF CUTE PHOTOS, OKAY. Think of it like a private Tumblr blog that only SPECIAL PEOPLE get to read.<\/b><br \/>\n&#8211; I have updated my list of conventions and events for the remainder of the year and much of next year.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches have been announced <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/06\/here-is-the-updated-mw-double-features-schedule\/\">here.<\/a><br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the time is here: my final prediction post for\u00c2\u00a0Deep Space Nine. I&#8217;ve made it through six seasons of this wonderful show, and I&#8217;m so glad I got to watch. 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