{"id":6041,"date":"2016-12-09T15:06:53","date_gmt":"2016-12-09T23:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=6041"},"modified":"2017-01-12T21:16:19","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T05:16:19","slug":"holiday-cards-are-now-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/12\/holiday-cards-are-now-available\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Cards are now available!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friends! It&#8217;s that time of year for me to WRITE RIDICULOUS CARDS FOR YOU. The first batch will be sent out on Monday, so if you&#8217;d like to get one of my personalized Holiday Cards before the holidays are over, <a href=\"https:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/frontpage\/products\/mark-does-stuff-holiday-card-extravaganza\">now is the time to order one<\/a>! They are available for $25 a piece, have a word limit of 500 words, and can be ordered from ANYWHERE in the world for no extra cost. If you&#8217;ve not participated in this annual tradition of mine, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/mds-holiday\">here&#8217;s a great tag on Tumblr that is full of examples of past card<\/a>s. I AM ABSURD, I WILL RISE TO ANY CHALLENGE GIVEN TO ME.<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays from Mark Does Stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends! It&#8217;s that time of year for me to WRITE RIDICULOUS CARDS FOR YOU. The first batch will be sent out on Monday, so if you&#8217;d like to get one of my personalized Holiday Cards before the holidays are over, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/12\/holiday-cards-are-now-available\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-does-stuff-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->