{"id":5880,"date":"2016-10-05T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-05T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=5880"},"modified":"2016-09-29T11:48:32","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T18:48:32","slug":"mark-watches-izombie-s02e12-physician-heal-thy-selfie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/10\/mark-watches-izombie-s02e12-physician-heal-thy-selfie\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;iZombie&#8217;: S02E12 &#8211; Physician, Heal Thy Selfie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the twelfth episode of the second season of\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>, THIS SHOW IS TOO MUCH. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One of the (many) things that I love about the second season of this show is that the complex serialized story allows for so many more twists and turns that are believable and exciting. Because the lives of Mr. Boss, Liv, Blaine, Major, Vaughn, Babineaux, and Ravi are so intricately tied in with one another, the writers have an incredible tapestry to play with. More so than the first season, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting an in-depth look at how zombies are affecting Seattle, from crime to wealth to access. AND IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S ALL SO FASCINATING. That kind of depth makes\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0a dynamic show, able to talk about multiple things without feeling stale or like it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what kind of story it wants to tell. I never get the sense that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s aimless, you know? We can delve into things like making fun of the\u00c2\u00a0<i>Fifty Shades<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0phenomenon or how bizarre our social media obsession is, but that doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a solid backbone of a story.<\/p>\n<p>LET\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S TALK ABOUT THAT STORY.<\/p>\n<p><b>Major<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The reason I wanted to open this review as I did is because the way each of these plots can collide with one another in unexpected ways. Mr. Boss\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s retaliation against whomever is trying to have him ruined had an unintended consequence: it exposed Baracus as a zombie, despite that Major lied to Vaughn about him. Now, I have no reason to believe that Mr. Boss knows about zombies; he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just trying to run his crime syndicate without any trouble! But that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what makes this feel realistic, despite that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all ridiculous. The zombie crime world is rubbing up against the human crime world, and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s getting\u00c2\u00a0<i>ugly<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So Major is stuck, yet again, and it frightens me. INEVITABILITY, Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ALL. How many more complications will he be given? How long until Vaughn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s security expert follows Major to that storage unit and discovers what he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been doing with all the zombies he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been \u00e2\u20ac\u0153killing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d? At the very least, Major is offering these zombies a chance at a second life, one that might contain a cure, and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s placating Vaughn in the process. Well,\u00c2\u00a0<i>sort of<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0placating him. Jesus, the guy is just so unrepentantly awful, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, and that goes for Gilda, too. Killing people who make bad reviews on Twitter? WHAT IS WRONG WITH VAUGHN?<\/p>\n<p>Oh god, we all know. And I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m fully expecting him to get worse.<\/p>\n<p><b>Blaine<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Right at the height of his ascent, Blaine is dealt an ironic blow, and y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I WAS CONVINCED THAT MR. BOSS WAS THERE TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS REAL BUSINESS. Holy shit, can we acknowledge once more that Eddie Jemison is the perfect Stacey Boss? I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t deal with him; his mere appearance onscreen sends shivers through me.<\/p>\n<p>And for good reason! Because now Mr. Boss is in Blaine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s life in an entirely new way, one that makes Blaine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s takeover infinitely more difficult. How\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s he gonna plot this coup while Mr. Boss\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s henchmen are visiting him every two weeks? Not that I feel bad for Blaine, of course. But there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that creeping inevitability again. What if Mr. Boss finds out about Blaine? What if he discovers\u00c2\u00a0<i>zombies<\/i>? He unknowingly stepped into Major\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s territory with the copycat killing. What\u00c2\u00a0<i>next<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p><b>Liv \/ Drake<\/b><\/p>\n<p>AND LIV UNKNOWINGLY STEPPED RIGHT BACK INTO BLAINE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S WORLD, TOO. So much of her trust issues around Drake are due to her worry that she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bit off more than she can chew (HA!), and I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t blame her for being reluctant with Drake. If anything, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s smart of her to consider the implications of her dating someone new. Of course, if we could have a version of Drake without his attachment to Blaine, things would be a lot easier. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s charming and nice and HIS MOTHER IS THE FUNNIEST SIDE CHARACTER INTRODUCED IN THIS SHOW. Oh my god, she came out of\u00c2\u00a0<i>nowhere<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, this can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t end well. I honestly don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see Drake surviving this season.<\/p>\n<p><b>Ravi \/ Peyton<\/b><\/p>\n<p>AHHHHHHH, THEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY AND I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THE TWO OF THEM AND IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S ALL SO UNFAIR. On the one hand, I really\u00c2\u00a0<i>do<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0want her to get out of this mess because I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t trust Mr. Boss or Blaine. Either one of them could turn on her in a second, especially after she dumped Blaine to the curb. (With Liv\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s help! WHAT A GLORIOUS SCENE.) But this is what Peyton\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s good at, and she also needs her own place. So the show leaves me conflicted, wanting two opposing things for her, and that puts Ravi in a sad place, since it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s clear he hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t gotten over her.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, I want everyone to be okay, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m worried that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not going to be the case. Also, they should all get puppies. And me. Mostly me. Okay, just me.<\/p>\n<p>The video for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Physician, Heal They Selfie\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can be downloaded\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-izombie\" target=\"_blank\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a>! There are various levels of support, from $1 up to whatever you want! You&#8217;ll get to read a private blog, extra reviews, and other such rewards. I POST A LOT OF CUTE PHOTOS, OKAY. 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