{"id":5864,"date":"2016-09-29T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T15:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=5864"},"modified":"2016-09-19T18:36:13","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T01:36:13","slug":"mark-watches-izombie-s02e08-the-hurt-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/09\/mark-watches-izombie-s02e08-the-hurt-stalker\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;iZombie&#8217;: S02E08 &#8211; The Hurt Stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighth episode of the second season of\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>, EVERYTHING GOES WRONG AND I DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW ANYONE WILL RECOVER. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Trigger Warning: For talk of stalking, racism (specifically misogynoir)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all, having a stalker is NO FUN AT ALL. Not that any of you would ever think that it is, but as someone who&#8217;s had multiple of them since high school, I can give you some insight into why this episode is so relentlessly creepy when it&#8217;s not being super funny. Regina&#8217;s behavior here is ridiculously horrifying because there&#8217;s a disconnect between reality and how she presents it through those scrapbooks. That one-sided view of a relationship is a difficult thing to deal with, and all my worst stalkers were people who imagined something that simply wasn&#8217;t there. And in at least a couple of those cases, I&#8217;m talking about a\u00c2\u00a0<i>complete<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0imagining. These were people (one was a guy, one was a woman) who I had actually\u00c2\u00a0<i>never met<\/i>. That&#8217;s not to suggest that because Babineaux or any of these other men met Regina that they &#8220;deserved&#8221; any bit of the attention she later gave them. It&#8217;s just that the challenge that comes from this sort of non-reciprocal interaction is a unique thing. It&#8217;s hard to explain! But common sense or logic or anything like that simply doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>So how do you deal with that? Look, I&#8217;ve been right where Babineaux was. I threatened someone who stalked me once, and guess what. IT BACKFIRED. HORRIBLY. It made the person think I was playing hard to get, that they needed to just try harder to convince me that we were meant to be. Y&#8217;all, there&#8217;s no handbook given out to handle stalkers and people who can&#8217;t respect boundaries, and when I was younger, I responded badly to these instances. Which I get! It&#8217;s a scary thing to go through, especially when stalking escalates into some real fucked up shit. That is certainly the case here in &#8220;The Hurt Stalker,&#8221; since Regina&#8217;s motivation for stalking these men is SO FUCKED UP. She imagined futures with all of them; she taunted them; she rubbed affairs in their faces or the faces of their wives; she stole and invaded their homes, she violated about a billion boundaries all at the same time, and in the end, she implicated Babineaux in her own murder. (Though by coincidence?\u00c2\u00a0Accidentally making someone look guilty for murder: Not As Bad As Everything Else Regina Did.)<\/p>\n<p>The case is complicated and thrilling, and it also has a huge problem in the middle of it: the writers don&#8217;t really deal with black women well. At all. At this point, I can&#8217;t think of a positive representation of a black woman on this show. There&#8217;s Babineaux&#8217;s superior, who only appears to be angry at him. Then there&#8217;s Regina, and I think I&#8217;ve done a suitable job of describing her personality traits. (In summation: she is a terrible person.) Then there&#8217;s the woman in the cell with Liv, who exists to poke fun at Ferguson (Really?!?!?!) and to provide a chance to make a large black woman a joke for existing. I really can&#8217;t divorce the jokes from her body; they&#8217;re based on her being big, loud, and black, and it made me super, super uncomfortable. Do I think anyone did this intentionally? No, but that still doesn&#8217;t excuse how clumsy this repeated characterization is, you know? It felt especially glaring in this episode since we got Regina and the inmate back-to-back.<\/p>\n<p>What kills me about this is that\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0is clearly willing to give us morally complicated characters. ALL THE TIME! So when they relegate black women to one specific role, it feels cheap. I say that because in this episode, Liv and Major both get absolutely killer stories that are complex and challenging, neither of which paints them in the best light. That&#8217;s a good thing! I find\u00c2\u00a0<i>iZombie<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0more satisfying because of it. For example, the whole issue of trust and infidelity at the heart of &#8220;The Heart Stalker&#8221; shows us how neither character fully trusts the other one. Granted, Liv is under the influence of Regina&#8217;s brain, but I still wonder how much of this is her own concerns, too. Regardless, bad decisions are made. MANY BAD DECISIONS HAPPEN HERE.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s Major, swapping out the sedative he uses on zombies with Liv&#8217;s engagement ring! Oh god, a sweet moment ruined because the audience knows that HE IS STILL LYING TO HER. Granted, he making the best of a shitty situation and he&#8217;s not actually a murderer, so there&#8217;s that? But this is not Gold Star behavior, friends. We&#8217;ve got one character asking for the truth while he lies. Then, we&#8217;ve got Liv, who violates Major&#8217;s privacy MULTIPLE TIMES. Again, I don&#8217;t know if she was still under Regina&#8217;s brain power at the end of this episode, but after seeing how hurt Major was when she went through his phone, you&#8217;d think that she would have resisted doing it again. BUT THEN SHE DOES, AND SHE PRETENDS TO BE MAJOR IN TEXTS TO GILDA, AND EVERYTHING IS A GODDAMN DISASTER. Whew, I actually thought that Liv would learn who her roommate was, but instead, everything is just uncomfortable. All the time.<\/p>\n<p>So my point is that I want the same complication for everyone. Except Vaughn. He can be a one-note villain because I am eager to see him destroyed. MAX RAGER IS A BAD IDEA, BY THE WAY. DO NOT CONTINUE.<\/p>\n<p>Of course he&#8217;ll continue using it. OF COURSE.<\/p>\n<p>The video for &#8220;The Hurt Stalker&#8221; can be downloaded\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-izombie\" target=\"_blank\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a>! There are various levels of support, from $1 up to whatever you want! You&#8217;ll get to read a private blog, extra reviews, and other such rewards.<\/b><br \/>\n&#8211; I\u00c2\u00a0will be at numerous conventions in 2016! <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches have been announced <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/06\/here-is-the-updated-mw-double-features-schedule\/\">here.<\/a><br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. 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