{"id":4778,"date":"2015-07-01T13:00:19","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T20:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=4778"},"modified":"2015-06-13T09:05:22","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T16:05:22","slug":"mark-watches-the-next-generation-s02e22-shades-of-gray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/07\/mark-watches-the-next-generation-s02e22-shades-of-gray\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;The Next Generation&#8217;: S02E22 &#8211; Shades of Gray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the twenty-second and final episode of the second season of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Next Generation<\/i>, I feel personally attacked by this episode. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch\u00c2\u00a0<i>Star Trek<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This episode is so atrocious, so actively terrible and lazy, that it is simply not worth a full review. If the writers were not going to try\u00c2\u00a0<i>anything<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0for a bottle episode that (I&#8217;m guessing) was meant to save money, then why should I try more than them?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;M OFFENDED. THIS WAS SO BAD. But hey, I show y&#8217;all some games on my phone, and I bust out my guitar at one point during the video, so hopefully that is entertaining!<\/p>\n<p>Jesus, y&#8217;all. I would rather read the\u00c2\u00a0<i>Fifty Shades of Grey\u00c2\u00a0<\/i>series than watch this. AT LEAST SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE.<\/p>\n<p>The video for &#8220;Shades of Gray&#8221; can be downloaded\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-the-next-generation-season-2\" target=\"_blank\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">Please help book\/finalize the Mark Does Stuff European Tour!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; The Mark Does Stuff Tour 2015 is now live and includes dates across the U.S., Canada, Europe, the U.K., and Ireland. <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be the remainder of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>, series 8 of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Doctor Who<\/i>, and <i>Kings<\/i>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the twenty-second and final episode of the second season of\u00c2\u00a0The Next Generation, I feel personally attacked by this episode. Intrigued? 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