{"id":2663,"date":"2013-08-01T08:00:49","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T15:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2013-11-22T16:45:24","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T00:45:24","slug":"mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/08\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood&#8217;: Episode 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighth episode of <i>Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood<\/i>, Ed seeks out the secrets of the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone while Al is tormented by a revelation of who he might be. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch <i>FMA:B<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->What have you <i>done<\/i> to me?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>For an episode full of villains monologuing the hell out of our protagonists, I got a real kick out of &#8220;The Fifth Laboratory.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Oh god, <i>of course they are souls embedded in armor.<\/i> I should have guessed that from the bright red eyes! And yet, there are still a whole lot of unanswered questions raised here, not only concerning the creation of the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone, but whether or not something <i>else<\/i> was created in the past, too.<\/li>\n<li>Of course, there&#8217;s the brilliance of putting Ed face-to-face with a person who is soul-bonded to their armor. Obviously, the Slicer is his antagonist, but what does that mean to someone who has a brother in the same predicament? This is what Ed struggles with as the Slicer gets closer and closer to ending Ed&#8217;s life. Initially, Ed is fascinated with this reveal, and almost plays with it like it&#8217;s a game. But the Slicer&#8217;s strength and endurance is unreal, and a lot of that comes from the fact that he doesn&#8217;t have a physical body to be slowed down by.<\/li>\n<li>I appreciated the humor, then, that came from Ed&#8217;s realization that Al would be perfectly fine fighting the Barry the Chopper. If Ed couldn&#8217;t ever beat Al in a sparring match, then he&#8217;d probably be perfectly fine fighting the guard known as 66.<\/li>\n<li>Seriously, can we just spend a moment talking about how monumentally fucked up this is? 66 was <i>already dead<\/i> when he was brought back to guard the Fifth Laboratory. These criminals will never get their bodies back, and were expected to guard that place <i>forever<\/i>. And <i>then<\/i> there&#8217;s the idea that the state (assuming they were behind the research here) GAVE MURDERERS A WAY TO CONTINUE MURDERING ANYWAY. WHAT THE FUCK. <i>WHAT THE FUCK<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>Okay. So. Alphonse. When 66 initially began suggesting that Al was a puppet, I didn&#8217;t think much of it. What he was saying didn&#8217;t actually dawn on me immediately at all. I mean\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 that can&#8217;t be true, right? Al is totally a person! He had a history. We saw it in flashbacks! And then Barry begins to drill the idea into Al&#8217;s head until I can&#8217;t even ignore it anymore. No. I mean\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <i>no. <\/i>No!!! That can&#8217;t be true, right? <i>Right?<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Oh my god, was that what Ed wanted to tell him in the previous episode?<\/li>\n<li>OH MY GOD, IS AL NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON?<\/li>\n<li>I DON&#8217;T LIKE DOUBTING THIS.<\/li>\n<li>Hey! Now I understand why I had to watch the post-credits sequence in episode 6! Ed&#8217;s arm is malfunctioning because of the missing screw, isn&#8217;t it?<\/li>\n<li>I totally did not see the reveal about the Slicer being <i>brothers<\/i> coming at all. Nice touch!<\/li>\n<li>HOLY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! How great is it that at the precise moment that Ed feels like he&#8217;s been defeated, he flashes back to the moment when he felt the same thing at the hands of Scar? <i>He remembered what Al asked of him<\/i>. Oh my god, IT&#8217;S SO BEAUTIFUL. He chose to live. CONTINUITY IS LOVELY.<\/li>\n<li>And then there&#8217;s all the talk of whether or not the Slicer or Barry are people, and of course Ed&#8217;s going to treat them like they are because it&#8217;s not about having a physical body. Al&#8217;s essence is in that armor, and that&#8217;s the same case for these men, too, even if they are convicted serial killers. It&#8217;s a deliberate attempt on Ed&#8217;s part to see these people as <i>human<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>THEN I DON&#8217;T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!! Okay, so, because of the credits, I now know the woman is named Lust, and <i>I don&#8217;t get it! <\/i>Obviously, she doesn&#8217;t want Ed to know who created the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone, but I can&#8217;t figure out why she&#8217;d want to hide that from him. Then there&#8217;s more talk of human sacrifices! <i>Plural<\/i>. Who are they sacrificing? WHO IS FATHER? Why spare Ed instead of just killing him? I AM SO LOST. What are these people&#8217;s powers???<\/li>\n<li>I CAN&#8217;T STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.<\/li>\n<li><i>WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY IN CENTRAL PRISON<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Oh god, Hughes is telling Mustang about possible promotions. <i>Oh god, my prediction is coming true<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>This show is pain, y&#8217;all. Literal pain.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood\" target=\"_blank\">The video commission for this episode is now archived in my store for just $0.99! You can purchase the entire show at once for only $49.99 for 64 videos!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening soon! Check out the posted dates, suggest new ones, help bring me to YOUR TOWN<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I have been nominated for a Hugo in the Fan Writer category! If you&#8217;d like more information or to direct friends\/family to vote for me, <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/04\/hello-hugo-folks-youre-probably-wondering-who-i-am\/\">I have a very informational post about what I do that you can pass along and link folks to<\/a>!<br \/>\n-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/02\/mark-reads-harry-potter-the-deathly-hallows-is-now-available\/\"><b><i>Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/i><\/b><b>\u00c2\u00a0is now published and available for purchase!<\/b><\/a><b>\u00c2\u00a0It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s available in ebook AND physical book format, and you can also get a discount for buying the ENTIRE SET of digital books: $25 for 7 BOOKS!!!<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>-\u00c2\u00a0<\/b>Video commissions are open, and <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\">you can commission a Mark Reads\/Watches video for just $25!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighth episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Ed seeks out the secrets of the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone while Al is tormented by a revelation of who he might be. 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