{"id":2661,"date":"2013-07-31T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T15:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2013-11-22T16:45:48","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T00:45:48","slug":"mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/07\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood&#8217;: Episode 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the seventh episode of <i>Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood<\/i>, the Elric brothers are disappointed by what they find at the Central City library, but are surprised by someone they meet in the process. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch <i>FMA:B<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->OH MY GOD.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Seriously, the very first shot post-opening credits is of the burned down National Central Library. Hey, we got hope in episode six! <i>Let&#8217;s crush it in the first second of episode seven<\/i>. So evil. SO EVIL.<\/li>\n<li>Then Gluttony and that woman show up, go after Scar, WHO TRANSMUTES GLUTTONY&#8217;S ARM!!!!!!, and there is an explosion, and Scar is hurt? <i>How is all of this happening in the first five minutes<\/i>?<\/li>\n<li>Calling it: Colonel Mustang&#8217;s ambition is going to become a major plot point in the show.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, hey! Some more Riza, but not a whole lot.<\/li>\n<li>More Hawkeye, please?<\/li>\n<li>Seriously, I love that there are so many secondary characters in the state military! I get the feeling that we&#8217;ll examine the military&#8217;s culture and hierarchy at some point, especially since things are already so dense. &#8220;Hidden Truths&#8221; introduces us to 2nd Lt. Maria Ross and Sgt. Danny Brosh, who take Armstrong&#8217;s place as security for the Elric boys. They provide humor <i>and<\/i> commentary on the events here, and it&#8217;s a nice addition to the cast. (I hope they&#8217;ll show up again, but I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if we didn&#8217;t see them again.)<\/li>\n<li>But the best part of &#8220;Hidden Truths&#8221; is Sheska, who I <i>adore<\/i>. There are so many things they could have messed up about her character, but the writers treat her with respect and adoration, and it&#8217;s my favorite thing here. Sheska is <i>obsessed<\/i> with reading, and it&#8217;s the reason she was fired from her job at the library. She <i>literally could not stop reading<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>Sheska is a shy and self-deprecating sort of person, so she spends a lot of her time her worrying. She worries about being unemployed. She worries about her mother&#8217;s health. She worries that she&#8217;s always going to feel useless. However, Al helps her realize that her unique combination of talents \u00e2\u20ac\u201c how well-read she is <i>and<\/i> her photographic memory \u00e2\u20ac\u201c are invaluable skills that they can use. I love that this is about affirming how special she is instead of demonizing her further for being strange.<\/li>\n<li>Look, y&#8217;all, I was incredibly awkward, viciously smart, and possessed an eidetic memory for many years. (It seems to have faded in the last five years or so, which I&#8217;m perfectly fine with for reasons I&#8217;m not going to get into right now.) I felt socially inept all the time, and I constantly judged my own self-worth because I didn&#8217;t fit in. It wasn&#8217;t until the latter half of high school that I met teachers who told me that I should value the things I was good at, and it meant the world to me!<\/li>\n<li>This show deals with the passage of time in really fascinating and realistic ways. I like that Edward and Al don&#8217;t figure out the cypher in 24 hours. It takes them over <i>ten days<\/i> to decode Dr. Marcoh&#8217;s recipes.<\/li>\n<li>I still don&#8217;t get why Gluttony and her friend are so desperate for the Elric brothers <i>not<\/i> to discover what&#8217;s in Dr. Marcoh&#8217;s research.<\/li>\n<li>So, let&#8217;s talk about <i>that<\/i>. So. <i>So<\/i>. Does that mean that the image in the opening credits of a bunch of weird humanoid things in red liquid was always a reference to what the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone really is?<\/li>\n<li>PS: <b>ACTUAL HUMAN SACRIFICES. THIS IS LITERAL. ABANDON SHIP. ABORT MISSION.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Oh my god, I just realized that Gluttony&#8217;s friend has mentioned a sacrifice multiple times. Do they want to sacrifice Ed to make a Philosopher&#8217;s Stone??? I AM TRYING TO PUT THIS TOGETHER.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m glad that the show doesn&#8217;t try to hide how horrifying this. Human sacrifices!!!!!!!! And until Ed recalls Dr. Marcoh&#8217;s hint about &#8220;truth within the truth,&#8221; it was made clear that they weren&#8217;t going to pursue the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone if it meant dabbling in something so vile.<\/li>\n<li>On top of that, I&#8217;m totally fascinated that the show is willing to also address the creepy and disturbing implications of the government <i>sponsoring<\/i> research into something so awful. Is it possible they experimented on prisoners in that Fifth Laboratory?<\/li>\n<li>Wait, before we talk about the final scene, I just want to comment on how much I love Armstrong. He is, perhaps, the <i>strangest<\/i> character I have ever come across for this site. I mean, for a super buff character whose power is pretty much crushing skulls, the writers deliberately have him toy with the expectations based on gender roles. He sparkles, he cries a <i>lot<\/i>, he loves giving the Elric brothers hugs, and he&#8217;s kind of my favorite thing? Like, if there were an episode of just Armstrong and Winry hanging out, I&#8217;m pretty sure it would be the best one. <i>I&#8217;m pretty damn sure<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>So! The prison. <i>The prison<\/i>. Nothing is fair. NOTHING. Oh my god, Al&#8217;s sad voice when he gets left outside is bad enough, but then THOSE THINGS.<\/li>\n<li>oh my god<\/li>\n<li>THEY TOTALLY GOT TESTED ON<\/li>\n<li>IT HAPPENED<\/li>\n<li>THEY ARE LIVING HUMAN EXPERIMENTS AREN&#8217;T THEY<\/li>\n<li>OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH<\/li>\n<li>i am terrified for the next episode.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood\" target=\"_blank\">The video commission for this episode is now archived in my store for just $0.99! You can purchase the entire show at once for only $49.99 for 64 videos!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening soon! Check out the posted dates, suggest new ones, help bring me to YOUR TOWN<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I have been nominated for a Hugo in the Fan Writer category! If you&#8217;d like more information or to direct friends\/family to vote for me, <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/04\/hello-hugo-folks-youre-probably-wondering-who-i-am\/\">I have a very informational post about what I do that you can pass along and link folks to<\/a>!<br \/>\n-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/02\/mark-reads-harry-potter-the-deathly-hallows-is-now-available\/\"><b><i>Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/i><\/b><b>\u00c2\u00a0is now published and available for purchase!<\/b><\/a><b>\u00c2\u00a0It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s available in ebook AND physical book format, and you can also get a discount for buying the ENTIRE SET of digital books: $25 for 7 BOOKS!!!<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>-\u00c2\u00a0<\/b>Video commissions are open, and <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\">you can commission a Mark Reads\/Watches video for just $25!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the seventh episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, the Elric brothers are disappointed by what they find at the Central City library, but are surprised by someone they meet in the process. 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