{"id":2296,"date":"2013-05-01T10:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T17:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2013-05-01T09:36:17","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T16:36:17","slug":"mark-watches-bones-the-mummy-in-the-maze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/05\/mark-watches-bones-the-mummy-in-the-maze\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Bones&#8217;: The Mummy in the Maze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I AM BACK TO WATCHING\u00c2\u00a0<em>BONES<\/em> SO THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The next four commissions (including this one) are for my friend Nora! You can stream or download the video with Quicktime Pro <a href=\"http:\/\/845eed0b8269c4ce4263-7aca4b0d3c616e184ccc79598f4053b4.r28.cf2.rackcdn.com\/bones3x05.mov\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. Otherwise, the video commission is on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/ywhd9edscv7yqmy\/bones3x05.mov\" target=\"_blank\">Dropbox<\/a>!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">I CAN&#8217;T DEAL WITH TEMPERANCE&#8217;S COSTUME AT ALL. OH MY GOD, IT&#8217;S SO INCREDIBLE!!!! HELP ME. CAM IS CATWOMAN. I LOVE THESE WOMEN SO MUCH.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Y&#8217;all, I truly missed this show. It&#8217;s seriously so fun to watch! I enjoy the characters, it&#8217;s entertaining, it hits all my procedural-show-desires at once, and\u00c2\u00a0<em>these characters are so great<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li><em>Bones<\/em> is also the most violent show I&#8217;ve probably watched in any capacity for Mark Watches. Well,\u00c2\u00a0<em>Cowboy Bebop<\/em> was pretty violent, too. But oh my\u00c2\u00a0<em>god<\/em>, the bodies in this episode were graphic. I DUNNO, I FELT LIKE POINTING THAT OUT. I mean, I suppose it&#8217;s strange that a lot of this episode is funny when it&#8217;s juxtaposed with the horrible things done to these young girls.<\/li>\n<li>Booth being terrified of clowns gives me LIFE, y&#8217;all.<\/li>\n<li>Fuck hell houses, by the way. I grew up in a town where we always had four or five of them every Christmas.<\/li>\n<li>Azura Skye is in this episode!!! And she was GREAT as Kippler. Is it bad that I kind of want to see what Angela&#8217;s first husband looked like? Because I&#8217;m pretty sure Angela, being the endless beauty that she is, is a hunk magnet.<\/li>\n<li>The\u00c2\u00a0<em>actual<\/em> best part of this episode is that brief scene in the car with Booth and Brennan where Brennan insists that science\u00c2\u00a0<em>also<\/em> has to take a leap of faith. It&#8217;s a fascinating reversal of roles just for that one moment, and it&#8217;s also how I feel about science in general.<\/li>\n<li>I kind of felt the ending was a little abrupt. Usually, there&#8217;s some sort of explanation for\u00c2\u00a0<em>why<\/em> the killer did what they did, but Booth shoots and kills the man responsible before any sort of motive is given. Granted,\u00c2\u00a0<em>that<\/em> could be a trope inversion in and of itself, but the characters don&#8217;t seem to acknowledge that their questions were unanswered.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks, Nora. MORE\u00c2\u00a0<em>BONES<\/em> TOMORROW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I AM BACK TO WATCHING\u00c2\u00a0BONES SO THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[433,470],"class_list":["post-2296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-does-stuff-2","tag-commissions","tag-mark-watches-bones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->