{"id":2070,"date":"2013-03-05T10:00:54","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T18:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2013-03-03T20:08:54","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T04:08:54","slug":"mark-watches-bones-aliens-in-a-spaceship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/03\/mark-watches-bones-aliens-in-a-spaceship\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Bones&#8217;: Aliens in a Spaceship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t. <i>I can&#8217;t<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Today&#8217;s video (commissioned by Nora) is located <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/q5awdeakkpbpqg2\/bones2x09.mov\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, and you can find all of my Mark Watches in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/xx9l6nxutvo9mo3\/1IyIM77u_L\" target=\"_blank\">this Dropbox folder<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, back to being <i>unable to can<\/i>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b><i>Five different people tried to commission this episode from me<\/i>. <\/b>I am not exaggerating. Once folks had seen that I was willing to watch this show and write about it, I got five different commissions all asking for this episode WITHIN 24 HOURS. Whenever I start a show, there&#8217;s always a small handful of episodes that people clamor to claim. Usually, I forget what those are because they get lost amidst the many interactions, conversations, and commissions. This time, I knew this was going to be <i>something<\/i> special.<\/li>\n<li>Ha.<\/li>\n<li><i>IF ONLY I KNEW<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>So, I have a storytelling trope\/device that I love so much I will watch most anything in order to see it pulled off well. I am <i>obsessed<\/i> with closed room scenarios. I love when fiction takes place in a single room that the characters cannot leave. Like, I will excuse the most basic errors in writing or characterization in order to read or watch a story that uses this. I love &#8220;Midnight&#8221; in the fourth series of <i>Doctor Who<\/i>. I DO. There&#8217;s a British thriller called <i>Exam<\/i> that I want to marry because IT&#8217;S SO GREAT AND SATISFYING. And because I can&#8217;t go a week without making a reference to <i>The X-Files<\/i>, I adore &#8220;Ice&#8221; and &#8220;Quagmire.&#8221; (Which, yes, doesn&#8217;t take place in a closed room but has an extended sequence where Mulder and Scully are stuck on a rock in a lake.) Wait, I suppose I need to mention <i>The Thing<\/i>, since &#8220;Ice&#8221; is just a giant homage to it anyway.<\/li>\n<li>OKAY, SO THAT IS WHY THIS EPISODE IS ALREADY A WINNER BEFORE I&#8217;D EVEN EXPERIENCED MORE THAN 5 MINUTES OF IT.<\/li>\n<li>Oh my god. <i>OH MY GOD<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>Look, I had no idea if Hodgins would survive this, and as soon as he declared his love for Angela, I expected him COMPLETELY DOOMED. So this episode was GENUINELY TERRIFYING TO ME. I have mild claustrophobia, so this <i>is<\/i> a goddamn nightmare to me.<\/li>\n<li>I also need to say that Emily Deschanel and T.J. Thyne give such convincing performances here. DID THIS EPISODE WIN ANY EMMYS OR ANYTHING.<\/li>\n<li>Hey, so\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 people ship Booth and Brennan, right? Because for a couple of platonic friends, this episode is kind of SUPER ROMANTIC, isn&#8217;t it? Look what Booth does in order to find Brennan! I dunno, IT SEEMS PRETTY ROMANTIC TO ME.<\/li>\n<li>Of course, that doesn&#8217;t upstage Hodgins\/Angela, which is <i>so goddamn beautiful<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>I am also way into the fact that THIS EPISODE DOESN&#8217;T REVEAL WHO THE KILLER IS! That&#8217;s amazing to me! It really drives home the point that this wasn&#8217;t about bringing a murderer to justice. The Gravedigger got away, and &#8220;Aliens in a Spaceship&#8221; is a story about what the team will do to save the people they love.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s also really fucking scary.<\/li>\n<li>Y&#8217;ALL, THIS EPISODE FREAKED ME OUT.<\/li>\n<li>I know that the show isn&#8217;t &#8220;Aliens in a Spaceship&#8221; all the time, but lord, when this show is good, it&#8217;s <i>fucking great<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh god, &#8220;Judas on a Pole&#8221; is tomorrow H E L P.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t. 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