{"id":7720,"date":"2020-12-30T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2020-12-30T16:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=7720"},"modified":"2020-12-21T15:19:20","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T23:19:20","slug":"mark-finishes-jane-the-virgin-qa-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2020\/12\/mark-finishes-jane-the-virgin-qa-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Finishes &#8216;Jane the Virgin&#8217;: Q&#038;A Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, hello, hello! As is customary around here when I finish a longer series, I like to throw a little party online to celebrate the journey I&#8217;ve been on. Well, I have other (and more selfish) reasons for this, and we&#8217;ll get to that. Let&#8217;s talk about\u00c2\u00a0<em>Jane the Virgin<\/em>!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So, first things first: Let&#8217;s talk about my predictions for this final season, which I think I did pretty well at? Sort of???<\/p>\n<p>1) We will find out that Rose was behind Michael\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s faked death and disappearance.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>See? Off to a good start.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>2) Michael and Jane will attempt to date one another.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>And everything will hurt.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>3) It won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work out.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>STILL HURTS.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4) Jane \/ Rafael is end game. (This feels like an educated guess to me. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just that Jane and Rafael have grown so much together over the past season that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sense the show willing to abandon that? Also, Michael did not seem as enthused to see Jane. SOMETHING IS UP.)\u00c2\u00a0<strong>SEE. SEE I DID REALLY, REALLY WELL.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>5) Xiomara will not have a recurrence of cancer.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>FIVE IN A ROW.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>6) Alba and Jorge will fall in love.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>SIX!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>7) <i>The Passions of Steve<\/i> will not be a hit at first, but will eventually become a major success.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Actually, I am not really that sure this ever became a thing? Like, it kinda fell to the side in terms of a being a major plot. I mean, it got a series order, so that&#8217;s good?\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>8) Mateo will have a difficult time adjusting to Michael being back.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>UH. YEAH.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>9) Jane Ramos will be around for a few episodes, but I think she leaves Petra by episode five.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<strong>help me why was\u00c2\u00a0I right<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>10) Jane Ramos shot Milos.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Okay, glad I was right about this one.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>11) Magda will die this season. (PLEASE GET RID OF HER.)\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Unfortunately not dead<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>12) So will Rose.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>HELL YEAH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>13) Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a wild, poetic prediction: Rose dies by Luisa\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hand.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>H E L L \u00c2\u00a0Y E A H\u00c2\u00a0I am so glad this ended up being right.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>14) Jane will finish her second book this season.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>LOOK, THIS MIGHT BE MY BEST RUN OF PREDICTIONS EVER.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>15) It will also be published.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Well, we didn&#8217;t see that happen in the chronology of the show, but she got a deal.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>16) AND IT WILL BE FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HER FIRST!!!\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Same with this, so technically, I didn&#8217;t get this one right.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>17) I think the series finale will have a major time jump, and we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get to see a snapshot of all the main characters FINALLY HAPPY.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Okay, this was a good prediction, though unfortunately wrong. BUT HAPPINESS! That part I got right!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Honestly, look at me. However, I have to point out that while I was prepared for many of these twists, the actual experience of watching season 5 was far more stressful than this makes it seem. IT HURT SO MUCH.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, party time! If you&#8217;ve never attended one of these, I basically hang around throughout the day to answer questions about watching this show. People usually ask me things like favorite episodes, favorite seasons, etc. But it&#8217;s also a chance for there to be a SPOILER-FILLED DISCUSSION! Now&#8217;s the chance to link to interviews, behind-the-scenes stuff, fandom joy&#8230; all the stuff you couldn&#8217;t post to me throughout this. A FREE-FOR-ALL. I want to see it all!<\/p>\n<p>As a reminder, we&#8217;ll be working through the adaptations of\u00c2\u00a0<em>The Colour of Magic<\/em> and\u00c2\u00a0<em>Going Postal<\/em> next! I hope you&#8217;ll join me in revisiting\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/EachOfUsADesert\">My second novel, EACH OF US A DESERT, is now out in the world!<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>&#8211; If you&#8217;d like to stay up-to-date on all announcements regarding my books, <a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/ey636\">sign up for my newsletter<\/a>! DO IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, hello, hello! As is customary around here when I finish a longer series, I like to throw a little party online to celebrate the journey I&#8217;ve been on. 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