{"id":6979,"date":"2018-09-18T13:00:09","date_gmt":"2018-09-18T20:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=6979"},"modified":"2018-09-01T08:17:17","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T15:17:17","slug":"mark-watches-slings-arrows-s03e05-all-blessed-secrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2018\/09\/mark-watches-slings-arrows-s03e05-all-blessed-secrets\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Slings &#038; Arrows&#8217;: S03E05 &#8211; All Blessed Secrets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth and penultimate episode of the third season of <i>Slings &amp; Arrows<\/i>, everything is a fucking mess. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch <i>Slings &amp; Arrows<\/i>.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Trigger Warning: For discussion of consent, substance abuse, cancer, sexual harassment<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even really know where to start.<\/p>\n<p>This was the most chaotic episode of the series so far, and I would honestly be surprised if the series finale was even more chaotic than this. But it has to be: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All Blessed Secrets\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is the point in this story where all the secrets come out, and the damage is wrought. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an incredibly difficult thing to watch because of how messy it is. Because so many nice, well-meaning people get hurt. Because you can assign blame to a lot of people, but no one person is responsible for it all. Because life is fleeting and fragile and this episode reminds us that at any moment, circumstance and luck can just sweep it all away.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a dark episode, too, one where there is virtually no light at the end of the tunnel. Charles\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s health takes a turn for the worse, <i>King Lear<\/i> is cancelled for the remainder of the season, Sophie is heartbroken, Jerry is accidentally brutalized, and Ellen has quit. All these plot points make sense and have been built over the course of the season, but they still sting when they happen. Hell, they somehow sting more because it was <i>obvious <\/i>this was going to happen, right?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>For a moment, though, I thought that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d get what we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve gotten in past seasons: a last-minute stroke of brilliance. Anna\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s presence here is vital and thrilling, and watching her definitively stand up to Charles was invigorating. It also <i>worked<\/i>. Charles was brilliant in his first rehearsal back, but how long did that last? A few scenes? A few takes? How long until he assaulted Ellen, lost in the blurring lines between his character and his own identity? In so many ways, this season mirrors the experience of <i>King Lear<\/i>, all depending on who you choose to focus on. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s undeniable that Charles is him, too, and the writers toy with that line in disturbing and illuminating ways.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>But as much as we might understand Charles or Geoffrey or Anna, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so much in this script for the audience to empathize with Ellen. She does not deserve to be assaulted, not for the sake of some old man\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s career or his dying wish. She doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t deserve to work in an environment where her boyfriend sides with an abusive actor who also appears to be coming to rehearsal and performances while drunk. And look, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t agree with a lot of Barbara\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s behavior throughout this season\u00e2\u20ac\u201dher ambition puts her above any sort of loyalty at <i>all<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbut she helped Ellen realize that New Burbage does not value her. What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the point of being a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153true\u00e2\u20ac\u009d artist if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re so unhappy? If you aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t treated with a modicum of respect? If you can barely get by? Maybe that works for some people, but over the course of <i>Slings &amp; Arrows<\/i>, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been clear that Ellen wanted <i>more<\/i>. Is her timing unfortunate? Sure, but maybe Geoffrey could have stood up against Charles <i>before<\/i> he hurt Ellen, and maybe he could have been more proactive <i>before<\/i> things got so out of hand. God, what if he had told Anna the truth at the start of this? How much could she have helped?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that still ignores the question of whether Geoffrey <i>should<\/i> have helped in the first place. I understand why he sees King Lear in Charles, but the price everyone has had to pay in order for Charles to live out his dream has been so horrible. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not worth it anymore!<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s also too late. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a dire tone that settles over \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All Blessed Secrets\u00e2\u20ac\u009d once the opening night is cancelled, and it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t lift until the episode is over. The defeat on those poor actors\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 and crew members\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 faces was <i>horrible<\/i>. For someone like Sophie, this was supposed to be a dream come true. But now, she won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even get to step on the stage at all. All that work was for\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 what? Nothing at all?<\/p>\n<p>But I also don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to ignore Richard\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s role in all this. Geoffrey and Charles deserve a lot of criticism for what they did, but Richard, more than any other character, infuriated me. His constant sexual harassment of Anna is disgusting, and if she straight-up murders him in the finale, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be satisfied. Every time he gets close to understanding how he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s messed up or harm others, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like he has to find a new way to fuck over the people in his life! Anna makes it so clear to him that she doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to be referred to as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or to be addressed in such an objectified manner, and yet he just keeps on pushing past all the boundaries she sets.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not just that. He forced a ton of his work onto her so that he could pursue the musical theater opportunity, and in doing so, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ignored just how much he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s negatively affected her life. Then\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbecause all that isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t enough!!!\u00e2\u20ac\u201dhe makes it clear he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not working but getting high and drunk during office hours. THEN THERE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S HER BIRTHDAY LUNCH!!! WHICH HE TOOK ECSTASY BEFORE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH RICHARD!!!!<\/p>\n<p>So it feels monstrously hypocritical that after all this, he finds it problematic that Charles was high. Like, how are <i>you<\/i> one to talk about professionalism and respect? You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve violated both multiple times since the success of <i>East Hastings<\/i>! Ugh, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, he just makes me so furious. I know that Geoffrey\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s decisions, poor as they were, are important in understanding the end result. But Richard doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help; he makes matters worse, every time he gets involved, and because he acts oblivious, because he doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop and listen to anyone, he gets away with it. No one calls him on his substance abuse in this episode, but <i>other<\/i> people who use drugs are despicable.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This is such a low point to end on, but I do have some hope. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one last episode left, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m eager to see what the cast and crew does now that their lives have seemingly fallen apart. Who will get closure in this finale? Who will move on to other things? Will Oliver finally feel satisfied with himself?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This show has been a delight, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sad that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ending so soon for me.<\/p>\n<p>The video for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All Blessed Secrets\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can be downloaded <a href=\"https:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-slings-arrows\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong>My YA contemporary debut, <a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/AngerIsAGift\">ANGER IS A GIFT<\/a>, is now out in the world!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><strong>If you&#8217;d like to stay up-to-date on all announcements regarding my books, <a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/ey636\">sign up for my newsletter<\/a>! DO IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth and penultimate episode of the third season of Slings &amp; Arrows, everything is a fucking mess. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch Slings &amp; Arrows.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[692],"tags":[693],"class_list":["post-6979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slings-arrows","tag-mark-watches-slings-and-arrows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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