{"id":686,"date":"2011-10-26T13:00:14","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T20:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=686"},"modified":"2011-10-24T12:52:31","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T19:52:31","slug":"mark-watches-battlestar-galactica-season-4-predictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2011\/10\/mark-watches-battlestar-galactica-season-4-predictions\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches ‘Battlestar Galactica’: Season 4 Predictions"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the fourth season of Battlestar Galactica<\/em>, stuff happens, and I am going to try to guess what it is. Then you will all laugh with glee. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to post predictions for Battlestar Galactica<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Let’s start off with my season three predictions first.<\/p>\n

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  1. I truly feel that the season two finale uprooted basically any running theory I had, so this is a lot harder than I expected. So I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll start with the easy stuff, and move on to the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bigger\u00e2\u20ac\u009d predictions. Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my first one: We will get flashback scenes dealing with the time spent on New Caprica from these characters\u00c2\u00a0specifically<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0in terms of focus, meaning that the bulk of the flashback is about them. They cannot just appear in the background. And I have to get them all right, or it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t count. So: Cally, Tyrol, Starbuck, Anders, Roslin, Adama, Lee, Dualla, and Baltar. Extra points (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m self-assigning points FUCK YOU) if this all happens in ONE episode. I AM THE GREATEST EVER. I am going to arbitrarily give myself TEN POINTS for this because I AM A GODDAMN GENIUS.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  2. Cally is pregnant with a girl. lol no<\/strong><\/li>\n
  3. Tyrol shaves his beard by the end of the season. YES.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  4. I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like two episodes. NO. I actually rather liked them all!<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  5. By the end of season three, Baltar will not be president. Roslin will be re-elected. (I feel this is kind of logical at this point? BUT BY GODS I COULD BE SO WRONG.) BUT GODS BE DAMNED, I WAS RIGHT.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  6. Adama will not shave off his mustache all season. (HE BETTER NOT.) WILL NEVER STOP MOURNING THIS.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  7. This is like my free bingo card because I kind of feel like I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to get 90% of these wrong, but: Bear McReary\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s music will be\u00c2\u00a0awesome<\/em>. It was!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  8. All right, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s get to some\u00c2\u00a0real<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0shit. Anders dies by the end of the season. As much as I like seeing Starbuck happy, and as amazing as their dynamic is, I think the show is going to move towards putting Lee and Starbuck together in the final season. LOL NOPE.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  9. So, the Cylon plan! I think that Caprica Six and Boomer will reveal in the opening episode that the Cylons have a new moral system that will allow the humans and the Cylons to co-exist. You know, I say no. This is not the case.<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  10. Running off that (and sort of its own prediction), the humans and Cylons will\u00c2\u00a0try<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0to co-exist for at least one full episode. I’m actually not going to count this either. The humans never really tried<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0to co-exist. They were forced to.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  11. I predict that New Caprica will be abandoned by the end of the season. YES.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  12. Roslin will find new information about the location of Earth that will put her against Baltar and REKINDLE OLD HATREDS. Basically, I just want to see them battle again. Nope.<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  13. The fleet\/New Caprica colony (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure what to call them anymore???) will learn that Baltar colluded with the Cylons back on Caprica. Oh god…the whole fleet did not, though many people heard about Roslin’s vision. So I say no.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  14. So, Adama ordered the fleet that was orbiting New Caprica away, but we never learned\u00c2\u00a0where<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0they went. I imagine he must have had a destination in mind, right? So we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out that the location he had the ships jump to is one we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen before. Nope.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  15. Kat dies in season three. I only say this because someone has to die, and what story does she have left to tell? can i take this back \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41<\/strong><\/li>\n
  16. I say we learn what two more models of the humanoid Cylons look like, and one of them is a face we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen before. LOL I HAD SO MUCH HOPE.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  17. Sharon finds out what happens to Hera and kills someone in response. I only get half a point.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  18. Gaeta betrays Baltar in order to help President Roslin\u00c2\u00a0or<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0Admiral Adama. I know I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m cheating by listing both. I DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T CARE. FUCK, THIS COUNTS. I mean he inherently<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0helped her, right?<\/strong><\/li>\n
  19. Helo and Sharon get married by the end of the season. YES. BRILLIANCE.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n
  20. And the big reveal at the end of season three? The humans find Earth. lol no BUT FUCKING STARBUCK DID.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So! That means I got 17.5 POINTS. Only because of the bonus points from the first question. I was somewhat prepared! And then I WAS TOTALY NOT EVEN CLOSE.<\/p>\n

    Well, this should be sufficiently embarrassing.<\/p>\n

    Mark’s Clearly Brilliant Predictions For The Fourth (And Final) Season of Battlestar Galactica<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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    • I’m going to start out in a more general sense both to predict what I think what will<\/em> be answered on the show before specifics, and so that I can actually have a chance to get at least two things right.<\/li>\n
    • Okay, first proper prediction: We will learn why we keep hearing that everything has happened before and shall happen again.<\/li>\n
    • We will learn who the final Cylon model is and it will not<\/em> be someone we know.<\/li>\n
    • We will learn why the children of humans and Cylons are important to the future.<\/li>\n
    • We will learn where Starbuck was during the time she was “dead.”<\/li>\n
    • We will learn what the Cylons “Plan” was this entire time.<\/li>\n
    • Okay, now on to everything I will get wrong. Starbuck is not a Cylon, but she did<\/em> die.<\/li>\n
    • The fleet will find Earth and get there before the Cylon fleet.<\/li>\n
    • The fleet will learn of the identity of the Final Five Cylons by the midpoint of the season.<\/li>\n
    • We will find out that the Opera House that everyone has visions of is actually on Earth.<\/li>\n
    • Gaius Baltar will become the leader of a cult in season four. LOOK IT’S A GUESS.<\/li>\n
    • We will find out that the “Head” versions of Six and Baltar that each other see and interact with are manifestations of their minds, but are actually connected to one another. Wow, that is a terrible prediction.<\/li>\n
    • Zarek will die.<\/li>\n
    • So will Helo. And that is the day I sob myself to sleep.<\/li>\n
    • Another model of Cylon will be boxed.<\/li>\n
    • Three will somehow make a re-appearance in season four.<\/li>\n
    • Gaeta will totally make out with me in this season. Okay, that’s ridiculous, but why can’t this gorgeous man just be ALL MINE.<\/li>\n
    • When Cally learns that her husband is a Cylon, she will initially plan to kill him, but will give it up and accept him as he is.<\/li>\n
    • Roslin, on the other hand, will have Tory executed.<\/li>\n
    • Adama will immediately side with Tigh regardless of his Cylon nature.<\/li>\n
    • Starbuck will be strangely okay with Anders being a Cylon.<\/li>\n
    • WE WILL FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK<\/em> BALTAR WHISPERED TO GAETA DURING THAT INTERROGATION SCENE. Please tell me!<\/li>\n
    • And my big whopper of a prediction: The humans will have a chance to wipe out the Cylons definitely at the end of the series, but will ultimately choose not to.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      I AM TOTALLY PREPARED, RIGHT? oh god no I’m not<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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