{"id":4746,"date":"2015-06-09T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T15:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=4746"},"modified":"2015-06-03T22:19:18","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T05:19:18","slug":"mark-watches-the-legend-of-korra-s03e02-rebirth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/06\/mark-watches-the-legend-of-korra-s03e02-rebirth\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;The Legend of Korra&#8217;: S03E02 &#8211; Rebirth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the second episode of the third season of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>, Team Avatar sets out with Tenzin in order to rebuild the Air Nation, which proves much harder than anyone expected. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>.\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M SO INTO THIS SEASON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S STORYLINE ALREADY, Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ALL. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a perfect combination of humor and terror, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a brilliant mystery that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m eager to see unfold (WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE PEOPLE), and I need someone to make a gif of Korra tormenting Mako with her airbending, looking at Asami, and the word MISANDRY appears over them. I need this so much, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m glad that the show did not try to make it seem like Tenzin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s recruitment would be an easy thing to pull off. I admit that like Korra, I envisioned all of these interactions with a different end in mind. I honestly believed that these newfound airbenders would be so thrilled to meet people who could teach them that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d jump at the opportunity. Who wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to basically go to this world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s version of Hogwarts??? (Go ahead, put these characters in their house. GO AHEAD.)<\/p>\n<p>But it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so much more complicated than that. These people who are now airbenders\u00c2\u00a0<i>already have cultures<\/i>. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not like they were raised separate from this society. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re all earthbenders by nature, even if they were previously non-benders. (Moment of silence for the lost potential in season one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s non-bender storyline. MOMENT OF SILENCE.) On top of that, they have their own lives! Their own goals! Their own ambitions! How can anyone expect them to throw all of that away for a group of strangers? Well, not just for a group of strangers, but to help rebuild a community that these people know nothing about. I think Tenzin misjudged how interested anyone would be in air nomad culture, you know?<\/p>\n<p>So the group cycles through one disappointment after another. I know that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s funny to see Tenzin get rejected because his technique is so terrible and tactless, but I think it actually shows us just how unprepared he was to win anyone over. He thought the mere mention of rebuilding airbending society was enough! So, Mako, Bolin, and Korra give it a go with a slightly modified approach, one that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s more personal and highlights the adventurous nature of the quest ahead of them. Unfortunately, their mark is a lazy hipster, which we all know is one of the most apathetic creations of all humanity. Korra, you were fighting a losing battle before you ever started.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m also going to imagine that Bolin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time as an actor last season utterly informed his performance here as the ringleader of the Airbender Caper Act. Just\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 he hams it up so quickly, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all. Look at the mustache! It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too perfect! And while I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t call it the greatest recruitment technique of all time, it at least brings Kai to them. Now, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s virtually impossible at this point to see Kai as anyone other than\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s version of Briar Moss from\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/category\/emelan\/\" target=\"_blank\">the Emelan books<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m reading on Mark Reads. A brown-skinned thief who does whatever he can to get what he needs? HELLO. But I think he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be an interesting addition to the team because he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not like any of these people at all. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a thief by necessity for the most part, and these characters might not understand why he does that. It also doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sound like he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s had much discipline at all in his life, so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m guessing his training is going to be a challenge for\u00c2\u00a0<i>everyone<\/i>, you know?<\/p>\n<p>SO LET\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S TALK ABOUT ZAHEER. What the\u00c2\u00a0<i>hell<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0did he and his friends do to get them locked up so severely? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s obvious that each of the three convicts warranted the kind of specialized cell that would prevent them from bending their way out. (Except for Zaheer, who is a non-bender, right?) Even worse, they were purposefully separated, each one stuck in a different tribe, hundreds of miles from one another. It doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t take much to imagine how powerful they are by themselves, given how Ghazan earthbends or how Ming-Hua uses waterbending to provide her with prosthetic arms. CANONICALLY DISABLED BENDER, Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ALL. THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL. I just\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 what power does Zaheer\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s girlfriend have? Firebending, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m guessing, but can she also do something unique? Why do they want to end the Avatar??? WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS?<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m so thrilled by this season so far.<\/p>\n<p>The video for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Rebirth\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can be downloaded\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-the-legend-of-korra\" target=\"_blank\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">Please help book\/finalize the Mark Does Stuff European Tour!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; The Mark Does Stuff Tour 2015 is now live and includes dates across the U.S., Canada, Europe, the U.K., and Ireland. <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be the remainder of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>, series 8 of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Doctor Who<\/i>, and <i>Kings<\/i>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the second episode of the third season of\u00c2\u00a0The Legend of Korra, Team Avatar sets out with Tenzin in order to rebuild the Air Nation, which proves much harder than anyone expected. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to watch\u00c2\u00a0The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/06\/mark-watches-the-legend-of-korra-s03e02-rebirth\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,333],"tags":[335],"class_list":["post-4746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-avatar","category-the-legend-of-korra","tag-mark-watches-the-legend-of-korra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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