{"id":4144,"date":"2014-10-29T13:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T20:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=4144"},"modified":"2014-10-20T15:40:09","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T22:40:09","slug":"mark-predicts-supernatural-season-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2014\/10\/mark-predicts-supernatural-season-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘Supernatural’: Season 7"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m going to be so terrible at this, y’all. <\/p>\n

Before I lament the fact that season 7 is going to be impossible to predict correctly, let’s go over my agonizing predictions for last season.<\/p>\n

Mark’s Predictions for Season 6<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. Sam is brought back to Earth in the first episode, but we won’t know who or what did it. I’m glad I left this because… good god, Mark, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Again, I totally missed that Sam’s return in “Swan Song” was literal. I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME WEIRD DREAM OR VISION OR SOMETHING.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  2. We will not learn what happened to Sam or what he did while in the Cage with Michael\/Adam until the fourth episode of the season. Nope, not close.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  3. Dean and Sam will also spend an entire episode trying to pull Adam out of Hell, too, and they’ll ultimately succeed. Hey, so… what about that? No? Not happening?<\/strong><\/li>\n
  4. Adam will part from Dean and Sam after this and go live his own life. Well, I tried. <\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. Like Dean in season four, Sam will return to the mortal world with a changed perspective and emotional state. Shockingly correct, but not at all for the reason I thought. <\/strong><\/li>\n
  6. He will no longer be able to be addicted to demon blood. Technically??? This is never addressed. <\/strong><\/li>\n
  7. Castiel will spend the entire season trying to organize Heaven and keep control of the angels. See, I just assumed he’d be in control. So wrong!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  8. We will meet at least five new NAMED angel characters. Rachel, Balthazar… nope, not five.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  9. In the first episode, we’ll find out that Dean tried to stay with Lisa and Ben, but he couldn’t leave hunting behind. He’s hunting alone, without Sam. HAHAHAHAHA HELP ME.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  10. We’ll get another flashback episode with Young Sam and Young Dean. Whoa, this didn’t happen!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  11. Another meta episode! I AM SO GLAD I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS AND I SHALL REJOICE ABOUT “THE FRENCH MISTAKE” FOREVER.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  12. We will also see another character from a season OTHER than season 5 come back. Rufus and Ellen count! As does Lenore!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  13. Ummm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Bobby meets someone and gets married! FUCK. FUCK<\/em>. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  14. (I have already run out of things to predict, bear with me.) NO I’M STILL UPSET ABOUT THAT LAST ONE<\/strong><\/li>\n
  15. Christmas episode! I FORGOT ABOUT PREDICTION #13 OH MY GOD WHY<\/strong><\/li>\n
  16. Werewolf episode! WHHHHYYYYYYYY<\/strong><\/li>\n
  17. I think we’ll see Death again this season. I want Death in every season. I’m gonna go predict that.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  18. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.I got nothing else. “Swan Song” felt like the end of a chapter in this show’s mythology, so I am going to guess that a new mythology that doesn’t have to do with Azazel or Lucifer will be introduced!!! I don’t know that this counts as a “new” mythology; it’s a direct continuation of everything<\/em> from the past season. However, the existence of Purgatory counts for this!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  19. HELP I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING. Truer words not spoken.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    castiel help me. PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY POINTED OUT TO ME HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS THAT I SAID THIS. !!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

    OKAY, SO HERE’S MY PROBLEM. I’ve got like maybe<\/em> three or four things I can ostensibly predict here that actually make sense, and after that, I’m going to be a mess. I don’t know what to do, so heads up: these are literal garbage.<\/p>\n

    Mark’s Predictions for Season 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. First off, Death returns because he must.<\/li>\n
    2. I think season 7’s Big Bad is Castiel. I love<\/em> the idea that he turns into the antagonist for season seven. THINK OF THE POTENTIAL.<\/li>\n
    3. At some point, we’ll see Sam deal with his memories of Hell.<\/li>\n
    4. By the end of season 7, Castiel will no longer be God.<\/li>\n
    5. He will also repair his relationship with Dean.<\/li>\n
    6. And here’s where I’m utterly lost, because every recurring character aside from the main four are dead<\/em>. Well, wait, Crowley isn’t dead, so I predict we’ll see him in half of the episodes this season.<\/li>\n
    7. Christmas episode?<\/li>\n
    8. Vampires again?<\/li>\n
    9. We’ll get three new creatures the show has not featured again.<\/li>\n
    10. I don’t know, a meta episode?<\/li>\n
    11. I’m grasping at straws here, y’all. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.<\/li>\n
    12. Um, Castiel kills all of Raphael’s followers at some point.<\/li>\n
    13. Crowley dies.<\/li>\n
    14. I’m empty, y’all. I can’t do this, and it scares me. I feel like I have so little to go on, and the show is going to use that against me. That’s totally what’s going to happen, right???<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n

      – Mark Does Stuff is now on Facebook<\/span><\/a>! Feel free to Like the page, which I’m running myself, for updates and SILLINESS.
      \n– My older sister needs help with her transition,       so I’ve agreed to read all of\u00c2\u00a0<\/span>Fifty Shades of Grey<\/i> on YouTube if we can help her reach her goal<\/span><\/a>!
      \n– If you would like to support this website and keep Mark Does Stuff running,       I’ve put up a detailed post explaining how you can!<\/a>
      \n– Please check out the       MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>. All Mark Watches videos for past shows\/season are now archived there!
      \n– My       Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0My next three Double Features are now in the schedule! I will be watching <\/b><\/span>In the Flesh<\/i><\/b>, <\/b><\/span>The Sarah Connor Chronicles<\/i><\/b> (complete with <\/b><\/span>Terminator<\/i><\/b> liveblogs!), and then <\/b><\/span>Leverage<\/i><\/b>. <\/b><\/span>Commission away!
      \n– I will be at quite a few conventions and will be hosting events throughout 2014, so check       my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page<\/a> often to see if I’m coming to your city! I have events in Reno in the next month, and more will be added soon!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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