{"id":3722,"date":"2014-06-09T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2014-05-28T17:13:26","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T00:13:26","slug":"mark-watches-revolutionary-girl-utena-episode-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2014\/06\/mark-watches-revolutionary-girl-utena-episode-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Revolutionary Girl Utena&#8217;: Episode 16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">In the sixteenth episode of <i>Revolutionary Girl Utena<\/i>, I just watched someone turn into a cow. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch <i>Utena<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">what the fuck<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\">what the <i>fuck<\/i><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">what the fuck!!!!!<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">WHAT DID I JUST EXPERIENCE<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Actually, let&#8217;s be honest with ourselves: this is a twenty-minute set up to a Christian Dior pun, isn&#8217;t it? That makes this totally worth it.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">I&#8217;m guessing that this is the &#8220;Curried High Trip&#8221; for this story arc because\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6. well, did you <i>watch<\/i> &#8220;The Cowbell of Happiness&#8221;? This clearly isn&#8217;t going to have any bearing on future storylines. It&#8217;s an absurd and ridiculously humorous one-off that explores Nanami&#8217;s sense of jealousy and her determination to be the center of attention. She achieves this by wearing a mysterious Sebastian Dior necklace that&#8217;s actually just a cowbell.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Which she wears<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">CONSTANTLY<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Because she believes that the speechless students and staff are awed by her sense of fashion.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">This is the actual plot of this episode until the second half, where Nanami <i>literally becomes a cow<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">I can&#8217;t even exaggerate how bizarre this is.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">I suppose it&#8217;s possible that there <i>is<\/i> something here that&#8217;s meaningful? I did like the message that the Shadow Play Girls imparted: You reap what you sow. That seems like an important theme for <i>Utena<\/i>, but how on earth am I supposed to take this seriously when NANAMI LITERALLY TRANSFORMS INTO A COW<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">COMPLETE WITH BLONDE HAIR, MIND YOU.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">I don&#8217;t hate this episode, not by a longshot. It&#8217;s hilarious, it&#8217;s so completely fucking weird that it clearly doesn&#8217;t care that it&#8217;s wierd, and Anthy is MY FAVORITE. She just knits the whole time because she can&#8217;t be bothered by Nanami&#8217;s cow shenanigans.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">COWSTIAN DIOR<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">WORTH THE WHOLE EPISODE.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Otherwise? I have no idea how to write about this. Are we going to see Juri in a future storyline involving her modeling? Or does any of this matter in the long run?<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">SHE TURNED INTO A COW.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p1\">The video for &#8220;Cowbell of Happiness&#8221; can be downloaded <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-revolutionary-girl-utena\" target=\"_blank\">here for $0.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\">&#8211; If you would like to support this website and keep Mark Does Stuff running, <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/help-keep-mark-does-stuff-running\/\"><span class=\"s1\">I&#8217;ve put up a detailed post explaining how you can!<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Please check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\"><span class=\"s1\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/span><\/a>. All Mark Watches videos for past shows\/season are now archived there!<br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\"><span class=\"s1\">Master Schedule<\/span><\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<span class=\"s2\"><b>My next Double Feature will be <i>Farscape<\/i>. <\/b><\/span><br \/>\n&#8211; I will be at quite a few conventions and will be hosting events throughout the US, Canada, and Europe in 2014, so check <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\"><span class=\"s1\">my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page<\/span><\/a> often to see if I&#8217;m coming to your city!<br \/>\n&#8211; Inspired by last year&#8217;s impromptu event in London, I am taking Mark in the Park on the road! <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/02\/the-official-mark-in-the-park-tour-2014\/#idc-cover\"><span class=\"s1\">You can see all currently planned dates and pitch your own city here<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the sixteenth episode of Revolutionary Girl Utena, I just watched someone turn into a cow. 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