{"id":2733,"date":"2013-08-30T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T15:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2733"},"modified":"2013-11-22T16:36:04","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T00:36:04","slug":"mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/08\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-episode-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches &#8216;Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood&#8217;: Episode 21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the twenty-first episode of <i>Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood<\/i>, the Elric brothers come up with a dangerous plan to lure <i>both<\/i> Scar and the Homunculi out of hiding. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to watch <i>FMA:B<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Holy god, this is the worst show to review in an episode-by-episode format <i>ever<\/i>. WHY? WHY HAVE I DONE THIS?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH. JEAN HAVOC IS ALIVE. OH MY GOD. THAT IS GENUINELY SURPRISING! I thought he was as good as dead, but now that I think back to that episode, it was never outright confirmed!!! PHEW.<\/li>\n<li>I was a little uncomfortable with Mustang scolding Riza? Like, dude, <i>even I believed you were dead<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>MORE SACRIFICE REFERENCES. I seriously don&#8217;t understand this, and I don&#8217;t feel like I am any closer to understanding what Father and the other Homunculi are planning.<\/li>\n<li>However, &#8220;Advance of the Fool&#8221; suggests an answer to something else: Edward&#8217;s shortness.<\/li>\n<li>Which.<\/li>\n<li>oh my god<\/li>\n<li>I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A JOKE!!!<\/li>\n<li>Is it possible that his growth has been stunted because <i>he is also keeping Al&#8217;s body alive at The Gate?<\/i> Y&#8217;all, it fits too well to just be a coincidence. Does this mean a clue has been sitting there laughing in my face the whole time? That just makes me think the answer to what the Homunculi are planning is something I saw a long time ago. Damn it!<\/li>\n<li>The team inches closer to discovering the truth in this episode. Initially, that&#8217;s through Fuery&#8217;s map. Okay, so that giant white room <i>was<\/i> important! A-ha! I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT. And one of the places where that underground room might be is <i>under the F\u00c3\u00bchrer&#8217;s mansion<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. This discovering plants Bradley&#8217;s suspect nature in all of their minds, and they question the slaying of all the Chimeras from &#8220;Those Who Lurk Underground.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>YES, KEEP DIGGING, MY CUTIES. <i>YOU ARE SO CLOSE<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>Oh shit, nice reveal that it was Doctor Knox who helped Mustang fake Maria Ross&#8217;s death.<\/li>\n<li>Jean Havoc&#8217;s story is a difficult one. He&#8217;s convinced that he cannot help his boss because he&#8217;s now a paraplegic, but Mustang doesn&#8217;t want the man to quit. It&#8217;s interesting how this directly parallels what Riza and Havoc went through and how Mustang didn&#8217;t want to give up on either person. I wonder if Havoc wants to retire out of <i>fear<\/i>, though. He&#8217;s just experienced what they&#8217;re all up against, and maybe if he retires and works at his parents&#8217; store, he can avoid the horrors that are to come. Regardless, this is a complicated decision to make, and I don&#8217;t think that this is the last time we&#8217;ll see Jean Havoc.<\/li>\n<li>Dr. Marcoh is missing now, too? Ugh. This conspiracy just gets worse and worse.<\/li>\n<li>Hey. Elric brothers. You should really tell Winry soon what happened to her parents. Granted, you want to verify that it <i>was<\/i> Scar before you do, so I understand that. But once you know, yeah\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 don&#8217;t hold that detail from her. Things will only get worse.<\/li>\n<li>More Ling and Lan Fan! Even if Ling is being selfish about his reasons for helping out the Elric brothers, at least he&#8217;s upfront about it.<\/li>\n<li>HOW GREAT IS THE SEQUENCE WHERE EDWARD HELPS THE PEOPLE OF CENTRAL CITY IN A GARISH DISPLAY OF ALTRUISM? OH MY GOD. SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A GIF OF ALL THE CHEERLEADER ALPHONSE SCENES. PLEASE. <i>PLEASE<\/i>. IT IS ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED IN LIFE.<\/li>\n<li>Oh god, this really <i>is<\/i> a horribly risky plan. I didn&#8217;t doubt that Scar would show up. I was more worried that the Homunculi wouldn&#8217;t take the bait. How would they know that the Elric brothers&#8217; lives were being threatened?<\/li>\n<li>Bless Mustang for those fake sightings dispatches. It&#8217;s so rare to see him having <i>fun<\/i>, y&#8217;all!<\/li>\n<li>AND THAT&#8217;S WHAT GETS BRADLEY&#8217;S ATTENTION<\/li>\n<li>OH GOD<\/li>\n<li>OH GOD DO YOU REALIZE<\/li>\n<li>BRADLEY IS GOING TO RISK EXPOSING HIS TRUE ALLEGIANCE\/IDENTITY ISN&#8217;T HE. HOLY SHIT THIS JUST GOT A MILLION TIMES MORE SUSPENSEFUL THAN I EVER WANTED.<\/li>\n<li>How is it that Ling and Lan Fan can &#8220;sense&#8221; Bradley? Did I miss something?<\/li>\n<li>I swear, that cliffhanger is <i>brutally unfair<\/i>. Please, <i>please<\/i> don&#8217;t Lan Fan be dead. Please. I will be so upset. SO UPSET.<\/li>\n<li>And what&#8217;s happening with the Elric brothers??? If Bradley is dealing with Ling and Lan Fan, will another Homunculus take the bait? I&#8217;M SO SCARED.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-watches-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood\" target=\"_blank\">The video commission for this episode is now archived in my store for just $0.99! You can purchase the entire show at once for only $49.99 for 64 videos!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening soon! Check out the posted dates, suggest new ones, help bring me to YOUR TOWN<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I have been nominated for a Hugo in the Fan Writer category! If you&#8217;d like more information or to direct friends\/family to vote for me, <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/04\/hello-hugo-folks-youre-probably-wondering-who-i-am\/\">I have a very informational post about what I do that you can pass along and link folks to<\/a>!<br \/>\n-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/02\/mark-reads-harry-potter-the-deathly-hallows-is-now-available\/\"><b><i>Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/i><\/b><b>\u00c2\u00a0is now published and available for purchase!<\/b><\/a><b>\u00c2\u00a0It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s available in ebook AND physical book format, and you can also get a discount for buying the ENTIRE SET of digital books: $25 for 7 BOOKS!!!<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>-\u00c2\u00a0<\/b>Video commissions are open, and <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\">you can commission a Mark Reads\/Watches video for just $25!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the twenty-first episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, the Elric brothers come up with a dangerous plan to lure both Scar and the Homunculi out of hiding. 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