{"id":2677,"date":"2013-08-09T13:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T20:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2013-07-27T12:13:18","modified_gmt":"2013-07-27T19:13:18","slug":"mark-predicts-friday-night-lights-season-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/08\/mark-predicts-friday-night-lights-season-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘Friday Night Lights’: Season 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, hell, y’all, it’s time. It’s time for me to do that\u00c2\u00a0thing<\/em> where everyone either shrieks or laughs or cringes at my wonderful power of prediction. Bring it on, season 4 of\u00c2\u00a0Friday Night Lights<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Of course, let’s first go over my season three predictions!<\/p>\n

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The Dillon Panthers will not win state.\u00c2\u00a0I forgot I predicted this. So technically, I was prepared,\u00c2\u00a0but forgot I was prepared<\/em>. Oh, well. 1\/1<\/strong><\/li>\n
Tyra and Smash will graduate.\u00c2\u00a0OMG. 2\/2<\/strong><\/li>\n
We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get an episode focusing on Smash\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time at Whitmore.\u00c2\u00a0Oh, shit. Nope! 2\/3<\/strong><\/li>\n
Tim will find someone else to pursue\u00c2\u00a0instead<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0of Lyla.\u00c2\u00a0Technically, he did! Devin! But LOL DID NOT HAPPEN. 3\/4<\/strong><\/li>\n
However, Lyla and Chris won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t last the season.\u00c2\u00a0They didn’t even last the break between the seasons LOL. 4\/5<\/strong><\/li>\n
Santiago will leave the team and leave the show this season.\u00c2\u00a0Hey! I’m not wrong! 5\/6<\/strong><\/li>\n
Jason will move in with Erin.\u00c2\u00a0OH MY GOD HAVE I EVER GOTTEN SO MANY RIGHT 6\/7<\/strong><\/li>\n
Matt will face competition from a new quarterback on the team who is just as good as he is.\u00c2\u00a0OKAY LET ME JUST KEEP THIS GOING EVEN THOUGH J.D. IS BETTER THAN HIM, SHUT UP, I NEVER GET THESE THINGS RIGHT. 7\/8<\/strong><\/li>\n
Landry and Tyra will break up. Again.\u00c2\u00a0hahahah I AM ON FIRE. Does the break between seasons count? Yes, it does. 8\/9<\/strong><\/li>\n
Buddy Garrity will face a scandal in the community.\u00c2\u00a0I mean, he always faces one, so this is barely trying, but STILL. HOLY SHIT. 9\/10<\/strong><\/li>\n
Billy will get a girlfriend.\u00c2\u00a0I AM SO GOOD THIS IS THE BEST PREDICTION POST OF ALL TIME. 10\/11<\/strong><\/li>\n
Tami will work on the Mayor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s campaign? I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d really like to see that storyline brought back up again.\u00c2\u00a0whoops THERE GOES MY STUNNING RECORD. 10\/12<\/strong><\/li>\n
There will be at least three new players on the team who get lines.\u00c2\u00a0Damn, only JaMarcus and J.D. Boo! 10\/13<\/strong><\/li>\n
Coach Taylor will clash with a new coach on the team.\u00c2\u00a0HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP ME THIS RULES. 11\/14<\/strong><\/li>\n
But he will lead the Panthers to a win at state in the FOLLOWING season.\u00c2\u00a0this is ALREADY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE OH MY GOD 11\/15<\/strong><\/li>\n
Tim, Tyra, Matt, and Landry will all graduate high school by the end of season 3.\u00c2\u00a0I just realized I had two graduation predictions. Oh well! I got this wrong anyway, since Landry is only a junior. Apparently? Yes, I think that’s correct since he didn’t talk about colleges yet. 11\/16<\/strong><\/li>\n
Julie will get a steady boyfriend this season, and that boyfriend will be Matt. I FEEL LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN AGAIN.\u00c2\u00a0I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE. 12\/17<\/strong><\/li>\n
I am unprepared.\u00c2\u00a0SHUT UP, MARK. 13\/18<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
That’s seriously one of my best performances with these. ROUND OF APPLAUSE okay, I’ll be quiet. Let’s try\u00c2\u00a0not<\/em> to repeat myself now:<\/p>\n
Mark’s Predictions for Season 4 of Friday Night Lights<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
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Okay, Landry will graduate from high school and get in to an awesome college.<\/li>\n
Matt will continue working at the Alamo Freeze while supporting his grandmother.<\/li>\n
Grandma Saracen’s health will worsen.<\/li>\n
Matt’s father will visit at some point during the season, and he will fight with Matt’s mother.<\/li>\n
Tami will have to cope with people in Dillon trying to turn her against her husband.<\/li>\n
Eric will facing severe funding issues at East Dillon.<\/li>\n
The Panthers will not go to state.<\/li>\n
The Lions will not go to state.<\/li>\n
At least five new characters will be introduced this season.<\/li>\n
Tyra will leave the show. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
Tim will leave the show. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
Lyla will leave the show. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
Julie and Matt will stay together the entire season.<\/li>\n
Coach Taylor will stay at East Dillon High the entire season.<\/li>\n
Billy and Mindy will break up at least once this season, but will get back together.<\/li>\n
Joe McCoy will still be the most evil thing of all evil things forever.<\/li>\n
J.D. will rebel against his father in a big way.<\/li>\n
And finally, the Panthers and the Lions will play each other at least once this season, and the Panthers will win.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
We start season four of\u00c2\u00a0Friday Night Lights<\/em> on Tuesday! HUZZAH.<\/p>\n
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Oh, hell, y’all, it’s time. It’s time for me to do that\u00c2\u00a0thing where everyone either shrieks or laughs or cringes at my wonderful power of prediction. Bring it on, season 4 of\u00c2\u00a0Friday Night Lights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461],"tags":[464,144],"class_list":["post-2677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friday-night-lights","tag-mark-watches-friday-night-lights","tag-predictions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}