{"id":244,"date":"2011-03-30T13:29:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T20:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=244"},"modified":"2011-03-30T13:29:34","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T20:29:34","slug":"mark-watches-doctor-who-s05e10-vincent-and-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2011\/03\/mark-watches-doctor-who-s05e10-vincent-and-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches ‘Doctor Who’: S05E10 – Vincent and The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the tenth episode of the fifth series of Doctor Who<\/em>, Amy and the Doctor find a hidden clue in a painting from Vinent Van Gogh and travel back in time to determine what on earth happened to one of the world’s most famous painters. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Doctor Who<\/em>.<\/p>\n

(NOTE: This is a very long chat transcript. Many of you asked me to bring this format back after a long absence. Kasper is a huge Doctor Who<\/em> fan and recommended this episode. I understand some of you hate this format, but it is what it is. I won’t feel bad if you choose to skip over it. Thanks! –Mark)<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i have only an hour until my flight so LET US GET PREPARED FOR SOME DOCTOR WHO<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god YES LET US DO THIS, READY WHEN YOU ARE, SIR<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ;lkJDF;LAKJSDF;LKAJSDF<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I HAVE IT READY TO PLAY, FYI JSYK BTW<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I AM NOT ACTUALLY READY YET<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok i found my headphones MY CARRY ON BAG IS LIKE THE TARDIS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ;alkdsjfa;lksdjfa;slkdfj<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ahwklduhqhasjkdhasdsa<\/p>\n

Kasper!: JUST LET ME KNOW, SIR<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AHEPSIFUHASDJHSADSAHJDASHJD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: and FREQUENTLY THE STORY OF MY LIFE ALSO <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ASD;FKJLASDF;LKJASDFLKJ<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OK SO<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ARE YOU READY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YES SIR, JUST SAY WHEN<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: READY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: SET<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG IT’S BREAD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: F YES<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok i swear i will have better commentary than that<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: is that thom yorke<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LAKJDSF;KLASDJF;LKAJSDF<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WAIT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WAIATITIT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: AWHAT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: hajksdhakdhasjdhas<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG SOME PAINTING IS OCCURRING!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: iasbhdlbfjkashdfawshaskjdhaskdhsa<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;SLKDFJ;LKASDJF;AKLDSFJ<\/p>\n

Kasper!: GOD MARK YOU ARE SO CULTURED <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IS THIS AN EPISODE ABOUT VAN GOGH?????<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ;LASKJFL;KADJSF;LAKSDFJ<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I CAN’T BREATHE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IT MIGHT BE <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: THAT MIGHT BE WHY IT IS CALLED VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD HE IS BEING NICE TO AMY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD FUCKING RORY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD I KNOW, EPIC SADFACE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I AM STILL DESTROYED<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHY <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IT’S THE DOCTOR<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT?!!!!!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RORY <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahah or wait<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: maybe it’s not<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LOL<\/p>\n

Kasper!: LOOOOL<\/p>\n

Kasper!: no i think that was just the doctor thinking that EVERY MENTION OF A DOCTOR IS HIM BUT IT IS NOT <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH FUCK THE CHURCH!!!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg hidden doctor who reference in a van gogh<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg bill nighy <3333333<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i love bill nighy so much<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: BOWTIES ARE COOL<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: NIGHY AND MATT SMITH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: BOWTIE SOLIDARITY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: EXACTLY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL PARTY OF BOW TIES<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: where they just saunter about and be witty<\/p>\n

Kasper!: sadhklfjahsdkjahs<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: god, kasper, no one is going to read this review<\/p>\n

Kasper!: that is the BEST KIND OF POLITICAL PARTY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: hsdjflasjdfhasdjhsad<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i am going to anger every Doctor Who fan ever<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHO CARES<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: KITTY!!!!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: what OUR OPINIONS ON BOW TIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT!!!! <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA THE MOST IMPORTANT EVER!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH OK that is so amazing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: it’s the painting re-created<\/p>\n

Kasper!: LOL LOOK THE CAF\u00c3\u2030 IS JUST LIKE HIS PAINTING OF THE CAF\u00c3\u2030!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HE’S DRUNK, HE’S MAD, AND HE NEVER PAYS HIS BILLS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god VINCENT VAN GOGH IS SO MISUNDERSTOOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA THEY ARE SO EXCITED<\/p>\n

Kasper!: THIS IS WHAT I WANT BE LIKE WHEN I GROW UP OK <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg this episode is already amazing<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg right<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg van gogh WHY SO DEFENSIVE <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg vincent has a cruuuush on aaaaamyyyyy<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: vincent clearly realizes the beauty of karen gillan<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: who TOTALLY WINS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SHE WILL SHARE HER BOTTLE OF WINE WITH WHOMEVER SHE CHOOSES, OK <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahahaah I WOULD BREAK EDGE FOR AMY POND<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;LKDJF;ALKSDFJA;LSKDFJA;DSLKFJADSF;LKJADSF;LKJ<\/p>\n

Kasper!: LOLOL SCOTLAND = HOLLAND<\/p>\n

Kasper!: W4HEPUIFOEQKLAHJWDFAPODHASJKDHAJHDASHDASKJHDASHDSAJHDSAJHDASJ<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I WILL TELL IAN MACKAYE ON YOU, MARK OSHIRO <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: edge police is going to break into my house tonight<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg that is a true testament to her *~*~*mind-blowing beauty*~*~*<\/p>\n

Kasper!: wehpdsijfhsadhjsad<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahaha this is so awkward<\/p>\n

Kasper!: they will because i will send them <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahaaha<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: do you have the edge police on speed dial<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i love that this is already what we’re talking about 7 minutes into Doctor Who<\/p>\n

Kasper!: we are the best<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: AS I THOUGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god I love the Doctor<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: YOU ARE VERY KIND<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: this is brilliance<\/p>\n

Kasper!: fyi i’ve already told the edge police to be keeping an eye on you, i’ve been worried about you since you nearly broke edge when you read twilight<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god I KNOW <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg amy is so excited i love her<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg “watch out, that one’s wet”<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG I AM EXCITED THROUGH AMY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS EPISODE IS SO ~MAGICAL~<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG IT’S LIKE AN ACTUAL VAN GOGH THAT HE JUST PAINTED OMG<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HIS CLUTTER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IS FUCKING STARRY NIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: JESUS CHRIST<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IT’S HIS PAINTINGS <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: MY CLUTTER IS SO FUCKING INFERIOR<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: it’s like<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: VEGAN CANDY BAR WRAPPERS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: and<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kasper!: EWPHSUDIFOJKAESHDFSADHAS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SERIOUSLY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: MY CLUTTER IS EMPTY PIZZA BOXES<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: MEDIOCRE HARDCORE VINYLS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: EWHIPSDAJKLFAHDSJDHSA<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WHY ARE WE SO INFERIOR TO VAN GOGH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: goddamn it<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “PRECIOUS TO ME, NOT PRECIOUS TO ANYONE ELSE” YEAH NOT SO MUCH, VINCENT OMG <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: lmao the doctor’s casual interest in the church<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahahaah i know<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god i love this bit<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: Vincent is basically the Doctor<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: that is fucking amazing<\/p>\n

Kasper!: THERE ARE MORE WONDERS IN THIS UNIVERSE THAN YOU COULD EVER HAVE DREAMED OF<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: this is seriously amazing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IT’S COLOUR. COLOUR THAT HOLDS THE KEY.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kasper!: right?<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: i love how genuinely interested the doctor is<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahah omg<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LET US HAVE CHAMOMILE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: like, because vincent has hd everyone in the world tell him he’s crazy<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg why is amy screaming<\/p>\n

Kasper!: and the doctor is GENUINELY TRYING TO HEAR THE COLOURS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg\u00c2\u00a0 shit is about to get real<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg what the fuck is vincent doing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS HE DOING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HE IS FIGHTING THE EDGE POLICE<\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THEY SHOWED UP<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS CREEPY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: THE EDGE POLICE IS INVISIBLE AND A DRUNK ARTIST’S WORST ENEMY <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: sdjkfhsdfh the doctor pretending he can see the ~invisible monster<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH I LOVE THE DOCTOR JUST AIMLESSLY FLAILING ABOUT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HPSEIDFJKAHSDS RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH THIS IS PRECIOUS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i love when the Doctor is out of his element<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “so he’s invisible. what did he look like?”<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HE JUST PAINTED OVER ONE OF HIS OWN<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ;ALKJSDF;LKASJDF;LAJKFD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AND THEY’RE FREAKING OUT AND HE’S LIKE “WUT”<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god this might be the best historical episode of Doctor Who ever<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ILU VINCENT ILU SO MUCH <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: yeah, it is 4srs my favourite historical episode<\/p>\n

Kasper!: 4REAL LOL <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: what is the worst that can happen<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WELL DOCTOR<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THERE ARE 32 MINUTES LEFT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YOU COULD BE TORN INTO PIECES BY A MONSTER YOU CAN’T SEE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: NOT THAT FAR!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god this episode is making my heart hurt with joy<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god isn’t it amazing<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE IT TBQH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: BECAUSE I DEEPLY KNOW YOUR SOUL <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: TBQH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE THE FOCUS ON SOUND SO FAR<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: like the little sounds in the background<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: did the Doctor just pull out an iPad<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh it’s a mirror<\/p>\n

Kasper!: TWO HEADS AND BAAAAAAD BREATH… TWICE.<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SEHPIFAEJDHSJDHSAAS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: the Doctor has the iPad 135<\/p>\n

Kasper!: haposfqweasdjsadhsjdhsa<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg the second doctor!!!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: what the fuck!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: the doctor is the ultimate hipster <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahaahahahaha<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: BOW TIES AND SUSPENDERS AND SKINNY TROUSERS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ONE OF THOSE… PROPER PAINTERS. SORRY, VINCENT.<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WPEHUIDSFOAHSD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS THAT THING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG ALIEN MONSTER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I JUST LEAPED IN THE AIRPORT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I THINK I MADE A SLIGHT SCREAM?<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I MIGHT HAVE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WEPHSODUILFJKDSHFJASHKDFSA<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG THE DOCTOR’S DOUBLE HEART BEATS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH YOU MIGHT GET EMBARRASSED FURTHER ONCE THE EPISODE PROGRESSES NGL<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: also I really love that you can only see it in the mirror as a reflection<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg right<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: that is fucking creepy as hell<\/p>\n

Kasper!: unless you are vincent van gogh apparently<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: BABABAHASKDJLFHALSKDJFH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA OMG AMY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: AMAZING<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: he doesn’t like sunflowers<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: or wait<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HE FINDS THEM COMPLEX<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HE IS BRILLIANT FOREVER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: VINCENT VAN GOGH GETTING EMO AND POETIC OVER SUNFLOWERS <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: VINCENT VAN GOGH WROTE “THE PERKS OF BEING A SUNFLOWER”<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WH4ESDIOUFJKHFASJKHDFASDHASJKFHASKJHFDAJSKHDASJKDHASKHDAS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: DSPHFJKSDLHFSDFHSDJKFHDS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IF YOU PAINT IT, HE WILL COME<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ERHPSIFJHDFHSD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh no vincent looked so sad<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god, the doctor is worried<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: like PLEASE DON’T GO FRIENDS WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND ME<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg i know right<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG TIME TRAVEL CRISIS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OMG RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHY IS HE CRYING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh okay<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: that was the most depressing sentence of all time<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: that was the most saddest of sad things to ever be sad<\/p>\n

Kasper!: CRYING VINCENT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: CANNOT DEAL TBQH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD COMPLETEY AND UTTER DESPAIR AND HEARTBREAK FOREVER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god i know<\/p>\n

Kasper!:<\/p>\n

Kasper!: i know <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: seriously<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god THIS EPISODE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: all of the sads in all of the world forever<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD I KNOW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg vincent<\/p>\n

Kasper!: this episode deals with depression so well<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG SO FAR IT DOES INDEED<\/p>\n

Kasper!: like, really surprisingly well IMO<\/p>\n

Kasper!: TBQH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “everyone knows he’s a delicate man” UGH DOCTOR ILU<\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ilu 4eva<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: vincent<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: has a jacket too<\/p>\n

Kasper!: VINCENT IS BACK IN THE ROOM<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: BADASS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg vincent and amy<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I LOVE THEIR CONVERSATION<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IF AMY POND CAN SOLDIER ON<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg he can sense that something has happened even though she doesn’t remember<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: YOU’VE LOST SOMEONE I THINK<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HE HEARS THE SONG OF HER SADNESS <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: DJSKFHSDJFHDS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god seriously this fucking show<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god i know right jesus fuck<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh no funeral procession<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: SUNFLOWERS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: FUCK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: it’s like a plan BUT WITH MORE GREATNESS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok this is the best thing that has ever happened forever<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT A WHINGER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahaha omg<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “no… it’s a thing, it’s like a plan”<\/p>\n

Kasper!: FAVOURITE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ugh the doctor trying to be all sympathetic and vincent is like SHHH I’M WORKING<\/p>\n

Kasper!: jfc i love them so much<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: this is seriously amazing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: the doctor is BROODING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god what is the Doctor going to do<\/p>\n

Kasper!: CONCENTRATE, PABLO<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH SHIT THE MONSTER HAS ARRIVED<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OVERCONFIDENCE, THIS, AND A SMALL SCREWDRIVER, I’M ABSOLUTELY SORTED.<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg amy and vincent<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I LOVE YOU TOO AMY POND<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;LSKDJF;ALKJF<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: Amy Pond Made Me Straight<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I must write that song<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD ME TOO<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SDKJLFHASDF<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god please do<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I WILL SUPPORT YOU<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I WILL DEFEND YOU WHEN THE BIG SCARY GAY MONOLITH STARTS CALLING YOU A SELL-OUT I UNDERSTAND <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok this is REALLY UNSETTLING<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god how fucking terrified would you be<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: The fact that he has to use a mirror to see<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: like<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: it’s such a cheesy device AND I DON’T CARE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh fuck<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;SKLDJF;ALKSDJFA;LKSDFJA;LKSDFJ<\/p>\n

Kasper!: yeah i especially don’t care when it’s used for purposes of VINCENT VAN GOGH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SDHJFHDSF\u00c3\u2026OQWEPIASLDJFKSAH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAHAHA<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: NEVERMIND WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: fuck this episode is such a great combination of terror and humor<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god right<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: CAN YOU BREATHE A LITTLE QUIETER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I THINK HE HEARD US<\/p>\n

Kasper!: terror and humour and sad OH GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH FOREVER <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kasper!: NO. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god Vincent YOU ARE THE BEST<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD VINCENT VAN GOGH: ULTIMATE BADASS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ABSOLUTE BEST OF ALL TIME<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: RIGHT! SORRY!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HAHAAHHADJSKFHJHLAKASLKHJASFD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WEHPSODFASHJASDHAS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD HE SAID “RORY”<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AMY, RORY…<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “IN FUTURE I’M DEFINITELY JUST USING THIS SCREWDRIVER FOR SCREWING IN SCREWS”<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AEIPFLHJSDFHSJKFHSDFEW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I still can’t believe Rory is gone<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god i know<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ultimate fucking tragedy jesus i loved rory<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WELL<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I GUESS THAT IS THE BEAST’S ANSWER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HADLSJFHASDKFLJHJKAHDSF<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH GOD VINCENT YOU ARE THE BEST<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH SHIT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OH SHIT PLOT TWIST <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IT’S BLIND<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;LSDKFJAL;KDJSFKL;ASFDKL;ASFD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ahsejfhsefjhSJDKFHEAJKHFEWAJKDHAS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: that looked amazing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: vincent killed it<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I’M AFRAID<\/p>\n

Kasper!: vincent will be getting a visit from the vegan police next time<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: the vegan edge police too<\/p>\n

Kasper!: asjkhdawjhda RIGHT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god THIS IS SO SAD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god i know right<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god vincent<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “sometimes winning… winning is no fun at all.”<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I seriously love the Doctor<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god seriously<\/p>\n

Kasper!: me too SO MUCH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: he wasn’t once condescending about Vincent’s depression<\/p>\n

Kasper!: seriously<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Kasper!: and jesus THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS AND LOOKING AT THE SKY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: hpiseufsdjlkfhadfas<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LITERALLY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AND THEN SHINING, BURNING, BURSTING THROUGH; THE STARS!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: this is easily the best episode of series 5<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh man<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS EFFECT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS BRILLIANT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS DONE SO WELL<\/p>\n

Kasper!: i love this bit so fucking much<\/p>\n

Kasper!: yeah i really think it is, to be honest<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: like, it could have been an utter disaster<\/p>\n

Kasper!: and oh god i just love the doctor’s unabashed admiration for vincent<\/p>\n

Kasper!: yeah seriously<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Kasper!: but it is SO GOOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: and the parallels for all three of them<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: being alone<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: missing someone<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: seeing the world differently than everyone else<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god yes<\/p>\n

Kasper!: yeah, seriously<\/p>\n

Kasper!: so good <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: ahsjdhas amy telling him to be kind to himself<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro:<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: CHILDREN BY THE DOZEN<\/p>\n

Kasper!: hsdkjfhasjds I KNOW <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: sdfjsdhfs on my own i fear i may not do as well<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ENDLESS SADS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: unbelievably endless sads<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: is he going to show him the TARDIS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: omg maybe he is <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: omg<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: Vincent Van Gogh in the TARDIS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: sdjfhds his face <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: this show could not get anymore perfect<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: seriously<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: could you imagine<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “how come i’m the crazy one and you two have stayed sane” VINCENT VAN GOGH BE MY BEST FRIEND <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: if he became the new companion<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: like<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god ewhfudsijkflheas<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: series 6<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HAHSJDHASJDHAWKDHAS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: was just amy pond and vincent van gogh<\/p>\n

Kasper!: that would kind of be my favourite tbh<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HSEIRJWSDAKFLASDSAAS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: i would have a child just to give it to satan to guarantee it<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: wait<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: did they just travel<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: they traveled<\/p>\n

Kasper!: would you have the child with karen gillan <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE FUCK<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: AM I GOING TO CRY IN THE AIRPORT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH GOING TO NEED YOUR REACTION TO THIS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: KASPER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: KASPER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ARE YOU CRYING YET<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HOLY FUCK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: one of the best things I have ever seen on television<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god<\/p>\n

Kasper!: JUST WAIT<\/p>\n

Kasper!: seriously<\/p>\n

Kasper!: honestly this scene makes me lose my shit every time<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god bill nighy is back<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: TODAY IS ANOTHER CRACKER IF I MAY SAY SO<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH OKAY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: TEARS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: CANNOT STOP THEM<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH I KNEW IT, TBH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: EWHIJFDKLHFHSDAJFAHS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHO WROTE THIS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WAS IT LIKE JESUS OR SOMETHING<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: BECAUSE I WOULD BECOME A CHRISTIAN IF JESUS DID<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IT WAS JESUS AND THE ANGELS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WE9HDSFJSDHFDJS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS IS LIKE THE MOST PERFECT EPISODE OF TV OF ALL TIME<\/p>\n

Kasper!: OR IT WAS RICHARD CURTIS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJASD;LKFJASD;LFKJASD;FLKJASDF;KLJ<\/p>\n

Kasper!: MAYBE RICHARD CURTIS IS JESUS <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: DSHFSJDHFDS HE APOLOGISES TO DOCTOR BLACK ABOUT THE BEARD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: EWHPSDIFJKHDSHF<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY GOD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LIKE SERIOUSLY KASPER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THIS EPISODE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IS AMAZING<\/p>\n

Kasper!: YEAH SERIOUSLY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: well like<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: also<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: HOW DOES THIS NOT CHANGE HISTORY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I’M NOT REALLY THE MARRYING KIND<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: A;SLKDJF;ASLDKFJADSLKFJA<\/p>\n

Kasper!: EWHSDIJFLASDHSAJDHASFHKJSADLD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WHICH IS JUST ULTRA SADS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND NOW SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER<\/p>\n

Kasper!: PWERIHDSFJKLSD<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: TIME CAN BE RE-WRITTEN<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I KNOW IT CAN<\/p>\n

Kasper!: AAASHKJDHASSA<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Kasper!: CRUSHING SADNESS FOREVER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: they changed nothing<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Kasper!: but wait, because the doctor speaks ultimate truth <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: PILE OF GOOD THINGS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH GOD THIS SPEECH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: IS ONE OF THE DOCTOR’S BEST<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I KNOW<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SERIOUSLY<\/p>\n

Kasper!: IT IS LIKE ULTIMATE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE FOREVER<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god this fucking episode<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: wait<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WAIT<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OMG<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS SHE WALKING TOWARDS<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH FUCK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OH MY FUCK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: OK EVERYONE AT THIS AIRPORT IS DEFINITELY STARING AT MY TEARS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SUNFLOWERS. FOR AMY.<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: THANKS DOCTOR WHO<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: the ultimate ginger!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HESLFHKJASDAS OH GOD I AM VERY SORRY WHATEVER THEY CAN DEAL <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: brighter than sunflowers <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh my god there is not one bad moment in this episode<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: not one<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: fucking hell<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: PERFECTION<\/p>\n

Kasper!: oh god right<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: PERFECTION<\/p>\n

Kasper!: FLAWLESS TBQH <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: jesus it is so good<\/p>\n

Kasper!: SO YEAH<\/p>\n

Kasper!: WAS THAT NOT FUCKING MINDBLOWING, SIR<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ALSO I STOPPED IT BECAUSE I DON’T WATCH THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: YEAH THAT WAS EASILY THE BEST OF SERIES 5<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: MAYBE THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ok<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: my plane boards in 10 minutes<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I NEED TO REPACK<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LIKE<\/p>\n

Kasper!: ahsjdhasdsa oh god<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: LITERALLY<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: MY SHIT IS SPREAD OUT OVER THREE CHAIRS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: DON’T MISS YOUR FLIGHT BECAUSE OF TEARS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: HPWEFLSDJFHASJFDASDHASDKJHASLHSA<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I AM THAT<\/em> ASSHOLE<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I’ll just tell people<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: I’M SORRY, I WAS WATCHING VINCENT VAN GOGH<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: MY LIFE IS JUST MORE IMPORTANT<\/em> THAN YOURS<\/p>\n

Kasper!: “look i was busy having an existential crisis over fictional vincent\u00c2\u00a0 van gogh ok you wouldn’t understand” <\/em><\/p>\n

Kasper!: HEFDSIJKHDASD<\/p>\n

Kasper!: RIGHT <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: ;LASKDFJ;LSAKDFJS;DFJKL<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME<\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: oh god i love you kasper<\/p>\n

Kasper!: I UNDERSTAND YOU <\/em><\/p>\n

Mark Oshiro: you are my favorite forever<\/p>\n

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