{"id":2195,"date":"2013-04-14T14:24:41","date_gmt":"2013-04-14T21:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/?p=2195"},"modified":"2013-04-14T15:32:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-14T22:32:25","slug":"mark-watches-the-amazing-bulk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/04\/mark-watches-the-amazing-bulk\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Watches ‘The Amazing Bulk’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay.\u00c2\u00a0Okay<\/em>. I don’t think you understand how much y’all need to watch this.\u00c2\u00a0Y’all need to watch this<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The video file for my watch of\u00c2\u00a0The Amazing Bulk<\/em> is available for download here<\/a>, and all Mark Watches videos are being indexed in my Dropbox<\/a>.<\/p>\n

First, thanks to Michael, Samuel, and Suzanne for commissioning this. (You should visit Suzanne’s blog, Culturally Disoriented<\/a>, for some fantastic feminist commentary on entertainment\/pop culture!) I was told about this mind-blowing film at my Mark Does Stuff event in Montreal, and I implored them to make me watch this, and\u00c2\u00a0I am now a better person because of it<\/em>. If you are unfamiliar with this film (and I sure 100% of you are, as there’s no reason anyone should know of its existence), allow me to share this trailer with you:<\/p>\n

<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I cannot begin to convey to you what an awful movie this is. It is\u00c2\u00a0awful\u00c2\u00a0on a level that\u00c2\u00a0<em>I did not know it was legal to make<\/em>. This is a comic-sans filled adventure in why green screen should never be used, why actors need to act with more than just their bottom lips, and a painful example of how money was wasted to create… a thing? WHO DID THIS THING? PEOPLE GOT UP IN THE MORNING AND MANNED CAMERAS TO FILM THIS TRAVESTY.<\/p>\n<p>If you’d like to watch me have an emotional breakdown over the course of 76 minutes, you should download this video. It’s a treat, and I’m rather proud of it. Thanks again for commissioning it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay.\u00c2\u00a0Okay. I don’t think you understand how much y’all need to watch this.\u00c2\u00a0Y’all need to watch this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[493,492,494],"class_list":["post-2195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-does-stuff-2","tag-really-bad-things","tag-the-amazing-bulk","tag-who-did-the-thing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}