Category Archives: Star Trek

In the first episode of the first season of Star Trek, Bones and Kirk are basically married, I want to squeeze Sulu’s cheeks, and THIS WAS SUFFICIENTLY MORE DISTURBING THAN I EXPECTED. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to start … Continue reading →

In the second episode of the first season of Star Trek, I make jokes about this being a Twilight Zone episode BUT IT ACTUALLY WAS HOLY SHIT. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the third episode of the first season of Star Trek, the crew locates a mysterious recording device which unleashes a frightening power onboard the Enterprise. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the fourth episode of the first season of Star Trek, I had no idea I needed this in my life. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the fifth episode of the first season of Star Trek, Kirk is split into two beings by a malfunctioning transporter unit, and it’s a disaster. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the sixth episode of the first season of Star Trek, the Enterprise captures the captain of a fleeing ship as well as his cargo: three women who are not what they seem. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to … Continue reading →

In the seventh episode of the first season of Star Trek, Kirk accompanies Nurse Chapel to a planet to locate her missing fiancé. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the eighth episode of the first season of Star Trek, the crew discovers a double of planet Earth full of INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING CHILDREN. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek. 

In the ninth episode of the first season of Star Trek, a stowaway aboard the Enterprise reveals a possible conspiracy in an idyllic prison. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.

In the tenth episode of the first season of Star Trek, I am damaged forever. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to watch Star Trek.